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2nd October 2008, 14:35
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash!

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. - It's called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American!:chtwo

2nd October 2008, 14:46
Damn that is good. I thought you were asking for advice, and I think that's why most people opted to not click so far. Haha

2nd October 2008, 14:50
I've gotta show this to my wife. :)

Hot Rod Sporty
2nd October 2008, 15:07
That's f'kin hilarious! :p


2nd October 2008, 16:43
I've gotta show this to my wife. :)

Mine wasn’t impressed...:frownthre