Heh,
The Mercury got rear ended today by a kid in a tow truck.
Left turn lane everybody's jumping in at the same time.
I put 1/2 car length between me and the car in front (jump and slam on brakes in front of them).
Tow truck popped the rear bumper.
I saw his grill, eased up a few feet and dam if he didn't hit me anyway.
His excuse: There was 10 feet in front of me and he didn't understand why I didn't pull up.
My response: If it were 50 feet, you had no business on my ass.
He still didn't get it.
Be safe out there ya'll.
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