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Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and..... OH, MY GOD !'

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Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

One Irish passenger yelled...

'For f*#k's sake ........ you should see the back of mine!!!'








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So as the plane hits the ground the pilot informs the passengers of the temperature and hopes they fly with them again etc but forgets to turn the mic off. The co pilot asks him whats your plans for later? The pilot says I'm gonna have a shit and then I'm gonna xxxx that foxy little blond air hostess. The hostess starts to run down the plane towards the cockpit when an old woman stops her and says.... no need to run young lady, he's goin for a shit first.
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