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You got soul but you described the 'school of hard knocks'.
A pathologically reoccurring condition of human training techniques.
You misunderstand my lack of compassion, of which there is none, however i do have empathy. Given near death experiences, i can be partial to that at this point.
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Both my compassion and faith in humanity is dwindling.

Where does emotion come from.
It's part of human nature and it's a variable state that is easily changed.
That fact is as old as methusela. It's the manipulation of emotion that drives.
If a dog walks up to me and wags a tail, I may pet him.
If he bites my leg, I may kill him. He would manipulate my emotions.

You can't separate emotion from animals.
I believe humans have the most restraint of all other animals.
But tight ropes do break.

Science once made good strong ropes.
But it was found they too could be manipulated.
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. Ya'll are nutz..


I cant wait for the enlightenment to release my energy into the cosmos and I will again expand into the horizons of eternal wisdom.

A good way to look at this is simply referring to scientific data showing energy can not be destroyed, it can only be transformed into another form.

Thanks for all the fish.
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Flashbacks are Hell.....
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I never got any.

I think I should ask D.A.R.E. for my money back, they told me it was a 2 for 1 deal.



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