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The waitress brought the customer a cup of coffee. The man said, "hey you got your thumb in the coffee". The waitress replied, " I know my thumb is really sore and the hot coffee makes it feel better." Then the man said "why don't you stick it up your ass?" The waitress replied, "I do when I'm not serving coffee."
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With all the “flavored” coffee being served out there this would just be one more added to the list, eh?
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