Main Menu
|
Active Threads
|
Keep & Kill
Last Post: Crusty
Posted On: 7 Hours Ago
Replies: 19,637
Views: 1,172,963
|
Members Birthdays
|
nvlarry (66), Harby (66), gregor (63), Rainman (63), Dubfire (60), flathead45 (56), Shu (50), matt1971 (50), dgarber12771 (50), grino1200C (42), adamsmd127 (41), ws6envy (37), doomedcobra |
|

15th May 2019
|
 |
Land Speed Record
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Carson City, NV
Posts: 767 Sportster/Buell Model: XL883/1200 Sportster/Buell Year: 2006
|
|
The last ride on my Sportster.
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess.”
|

15th May 2019
|
 |
XL FORUM TEAM MEMBER
|
|
Join Date: May 2017
Location: Lubersac/France
Posts: 1,758 Sportster/Buell Model: 1200c Sportster/Buell Year: 2005
|
|
Excellent! 
__________________
"Procrastination is the thief of time"................90's Harley ad.
"Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out and meet the bloody thing".................Barry Sheene.
|

25th May 2019
|
 |
Senior Chief Know It All 1st Class
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 1,167 Sportster/Buell Model: 1200 Sportster/Buell Year: 2003
|
|
Yikes! 
__________________
"Throw off those chains of reason and your prison disappears" Neil Peart
|

25th May 2019
|
 |
Air-cooled Forever
|
|
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Dakota Territory
Posts: 3,043 Sportster/Buell Model: XL 1200 C Sportster/Buell Year: 2006 Sportster/Buell Model #2: (Prev.Own)XLH Milw.Spec. Sportster/Buell Year #2: 1981
|
|
I told this one to my wife, she didn't think it was funny. I guess that's what makes it REALLY funny!  
|

15th July 2019
|
 |
Land Speed Record
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Carson City, NV
Posts: 767 Sportster/Buell Model: XL883/1200 Sportster/Buell Year: 2006
|
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 11:40.
|