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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a
booming voice the Lord said "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."


The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking.
The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly
exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of some thing that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for some time.
Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's
thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, an how I can make a woman truly happy!"

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Two farmers after long day of work walks on the country road. Suddenly biker without head passes by them. "Wow that's super strange. Do you think he is a ghost?" - asks one farmer. "I don't think he is a ghost and you probably should put you scythe on the other shoulder" - replies other.
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Two old bikers are in a bar. They both have had a successful life and have done well with there businesses.
They start arguing about who has the biggest place and property.Finally after a couple of hours there is no real end to who has what.

One of them says.......I'll tell you what, I can get on my old Harley at sunrise and ride till sunset and I stillwont have reached the end of my property.

The other old biker puts his beer down, looks at his friend, and says.........I know just what you mean, I had a Harley like that once A ten-year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up behind him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?" "No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says,"Hey kid, I'll give you 10 bucks if you hop on the back."NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "OK kid, I'll give you 20 bucks and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride."At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily,"Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, you ride it!"


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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out in Heaven with anyone you want."Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."God commented, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke."Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman???"

God said, "Ah, yes". "Well," said Arthur, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion2. It chatters constantly at high speeds3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!"

"Hmmmm, you have some good points there..." replied God. "It may be true that my invention is flawed, but according to my calculations, more men are riding my invention than yours!"
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Two bikers are pulled up at a stop sign. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting by. He pulls the bike to the side of the road, gets off, stands by its side, takes off his helmet, and bows his head. The procession passes by the intersection and the biker puts on his helmet, gets back on the bike, and starts it up.The other biker comes over and says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."The first biker responds, "Well, I guess it was the right thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."
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