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Here is a shout out to you guys living 120 degree heat index today in Yankee land.

Nothing beats the feeling on hot ass day like walking around feeling like a dinosaur loogied on your whole body. Even the crotch area. Enjoying dry down here. But hot also.

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Only 72* here in Yankee land today Harry. Tomorrow and Saturday will be a different story. Was planning on a ride on Saturday but I guess I’ll just make love to my central air unit instead.
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I'll take HOT over snow ANY day!
+1....We had snow from last Sept. til May this year. It's been 80's-90's with high humidity and dew points but I can live with that!
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We've been in 90s for the better part of 2 weeks in iowa. 96 tomorrow. Heat index of 117.
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It's hot out?? I hadn't noticed....
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