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That 6' circle around him is HIS and you best step aside.
That's nonsense, you know it's nonsense, and that attitude has cost lives in the past. You enter someone's space uninvited and whatever happens is on you.

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That's nonsense, you know it's nonsense, and that attitude has cost lives in the past. You enter someone's space uninvited and whatever happens is on you.

I don't step aside when attacked, do you?
No, but we seem to have different ideas of what "attacked" is.

Passive/aggressive aside, what you said was pretty clear.
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LMAO BAHAHA

I’m old enough to remember when it was 15 days to flatten the curve bahaha

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So that this morning. It's laughable at best.
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So that this morning. It's laughable at best.
Yes, this morning. And yes, at best. #cdckaren
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What happens if you yawn and accidentally swallow your mask? Do you have to fish it out of the toilet, hours later?
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Self wiping elimination. I think you are on to something!
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Anyone remember when it was 15 days to flatten the curve? I’m old enough to remember. Coming up on the anniversary March 16th. Lmao




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I was in Harbor Freight tonight and this cat was right on my six. I just realized that virus or not, I always want 6' of social distance....
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