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All politicians are crooked.
It's a contract they sign before they are allowed to be sworn in.

And I'll have you know Mr. Ed is not a jackass.
He's a horse, of course.
Of course, of course.

But regarding politicians, some are more crooked than others. We have to avoid false equivalency here. Blanket statements don't carry a lot of weight ya know. That's why I chose three politicians to point out. Those three are beyond straightening (and I used to straighten our speedway bike frames every week, so I know when I see crooked).
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You mean crooked and crookeder.

There was a crooked man, and he talked a crooked mile,
He used his crooked mouthpiece against a crooked isle;
He bought a crooked microphone which snared that crooked louse,
And they all lived happily together in a little crooked House.

Sorry Mother Goose.
Look what we have become.

Still not as good as,
There once was senator from Mass,
Always in search of some azz,
Looked and and found it and f...…, forget it, ya'll won't get that either.
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Harry S Truman once said ..
A politician that gets rich is a crook.. . .
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Martin, I hope my joint citizenship covers me for this. Second shot due end of month- precautionary so I can travel on this planet, just saying.
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Martin, I hope my joint citizenship covers me for this. Second shot due end of month- precautionary so I can travel on this planet, just saying.
I thought 75+ year olds were on the top of the list????
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Brad, I waited for the V.A. To step up.
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I wish to say thank you to our American friends; by sending us the AstraZeneca vaccines that was thrown in the garbage, I was able to get my jab last evening. No pain, no redness and no headache.
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Had my vaccination letter arrive yesterday, say's i'm eligible now and to go to my Pharmacy or Doctor for the jab. Went to the Pharmacy and was told that no jabs of any sort were available (and he said maybe another month or so was a possibility), did not know what make it would be either.We added our names to his list, but how far down on that we are god only knows.
A complete shambles here.
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