You asked for it! "The Tess' Coffee Thread"

[rokytnji]

Waiting on comfy warm, 51F currently. Gonna be 70F today.

Guess I'll put a jacket on and feed my outdoor security team.
Open the shop doors.
Start assembling my new lift.

Have you seen the rifle coffee commercial? Where he punches the gut to wake him up. Then smacks him in the head. Reminds me of my younger days. https://ibb.co/x8FGcyd

[rokytnji]

Parking lot is a skating rink today. It will burn off tuesday when we hit the 40's.



Got dude interested in buying my abandoned ranch. Seems louisiana is flooding him out and keeping him broke.



Wife is doing Yuban coffee and marlboros.
I am doing tea with creme and honey.

Have some this though for company.

https://www.thespruceeats.com/what-m...ferent-4158018

for making hot chocolate.

[rokytnji]

Well. Snow has burned off. I think the dude is leaving Louisiana this morning to arrive here by evening. His arrival has the wife pissed off at me for being too trusting.

So micro wave morning coffee today as I pull out the army cot I am sleeping on tonight, maybe.

[sportsterpaul]

Harry, just curious, were you in trouble when I showed up?

[rokytnji]

Just for a few. She settled down once she got to know you.

She always thinks I am too trusting.

Dude just called. I think he is 250 miles away. His phone and accent is breaking up. Hard to understand. I told him hollar at me when he gets here. I'll show him the way.

Only thing that upsets Holly is strange dudes she don't know crashing here.

I've been breaking her in with you, Belt Buckle Billy, and others I know that she don't know. I figure with 4 dogs. I aint sweating it. She will get over it.

Besides. I already got my new tool box. I've known this dude for years on a Linux forum.
I am meaner, bigger, stronger than him.
Even though he is couple years younger than me.

I don't expect much from this episode. Hell Paul. I am so easy going I gave in to you on the trailer pick. Almost made it.

EDIT: can't find my cot. Couch it is.