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Did someone mention cookie?

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I was hoping this thread would be far shallower....Break out the Murder Platypus.
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Now Platypus there's an experiment I ever there was one..
it's like the gods version of Mr.Potatohead..
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Now you went and dun it.
You said MR.
Crap... you dragged me into it.
Now we both have to face the Murder Platypus.

I forget what movie that was...
"If you have to ask, then it's your ass".
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So that's what a Murder Platypus is.
He can't touch me, he has no mask or certification of vaccine on his forehead.
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So that's what a Murder Platypus is.
He can't touch me, he has no mask or certification of vaccine on his forehead.
It's a chip, you just have to scan the furry little thing.
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That figures...

Well I guess I'm behind the times as well.
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That's not a CHiP unless Erik Estrada in that costume.
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