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All politicians are crooked.
It's a contract they sign before they are allowed to be sworn in.

And I'll have you know Mr. Ed is not a jackass.
He's a horse, of course.
Of course, of course.

But regarding politicians, some are more crooked than others. We have to avoid false equivalency here. Blanket statements don't carry a lot of weight ya know. That's why I chose three politicians to point out. Those three are beyond straightening (and I used to straighten our speedway bike frames every week, so I know when I see crooked).
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You mean crooked and crookeder.

There was a crooked man, and he talked a crooked mile,
He used his crooked mouthpiece against a crooked isle;
He bought a crooked microphone which snared that crooked louse,
And they all lived happily together in a little crooked House.

Sorry Mother Goose.
Look what we have become.

Still not as good as,
There once was senator from Mass,
Always in search of some azz,
Looked and and found it and f...…, forget it, ya'll won't get that either.
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Harry S Truman once said ..
A politician that gets rich is a crook.. . .
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