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I thought eating paper was bad for you.
Or do they still do that?
Some tree gave it's life so you could have a few hours of delusion.
Oh, the mammories…
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Are there such a thing as hippies still...
Do they strain Jimson weed through the discarded masks littering the parking lots ...
I guess that may be a good use of a mask..
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They've been showing a commercial on TV about some dude that started a company by cleaning up the junk in the ocean.
They made bracelets or something from the trash and sold them.

That same company now is making a plastic retainer that fits inside the mask to keep the mask from collapsing on you.
But, how long will it be before THAT plastic retainer hits back into the ocean?

Moral, some are "saving the planet" so we can screw it up again later.
It's the cycle of life.
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They need to make these masks septic safe like toilet paper.

After all most of the wearers are full of shit..

OK NOW Seriously .. show me proof that wearing a mask does more than inconvenience people and show just how many sheeple there are.

I heard a grade school teacher try to explain to her class how wearing a mask helps..
. . . SHE SAID . . . " wearing a mask is like pants. So, if you pee on your friend with out pants on you get him wet, and if he is wearing pants it only gets him slightly wet, but if your wearing pants you only get yourself wet "

SO, my thought is, how many grade schoolers went around testing this hypotheses to come to the conclusion that the theory tested was correct.
Therefore making it a scientific study ...
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For a while there was the occasional reasoned claim or position, one way or the other, but this is now little more than a continuing stream of hysterical invective.
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