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If my Body Were a Car!

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull..

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it.

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,
Either My Radiator Leaks orMy Exhaust Backfires !
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I'm an Edsel.
Obsolete, ugly, impossible to get parts for and not very popular even when new!!
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hmmm--- if I was a car what would I be ? I would probably be a rusty, dented, lowered 1969 mustang with a 428 Cobra Jet and a T10 4 speed, I'd look like shit but I'd go like hell.....
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It would be a lot easier to change out ball joints and tie rods than knees and hips.
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It would be a lot easier to change out ball joints and tie rods than knees and hips.
If you look at knee and hip replacement, you'll see they use about the same tool.

Me I'll be a 1959 Chevrolet, the one with the rounded fenders. Yes I carry a rounded belly.
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It dont matter what car I'd be I would be declared unroad worthy.
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