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That already happened here in Ontario California. You can probably still google it. A house blew up and continued to blow up for a very long time. Two guys dead, and a lot of premature fireworks fired in broad daylight (so not the best for viewing).
I remember when you were fun, now it's death and gloom.

Demanding you stop this spriral and go to the ocean, get some salt spray. Let the wave tumble you around until it leaves through your sinuses at an in opportune time, such as reaching for a piece of bread at dinner table for example. I will not judge.

Get grounded and feel some nature.
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Fun? I have never been fun. Except for that one time. Oh, and there was that other time. OK, but don't expect too much.
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Fun? I have never been fun. Except for that one time. Oh, and there was that other time. OK, but don't expect too much.
Have you thought about breaking the law at anytime in the last 4 years?

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Yeah but he doesn't sing HEY at the end of it.

There you go. Get is arse on the couch!
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