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Let us now look at one of the {so called} true romance storiy's of all history..
Romeo & Juliet:.. A break down of a truly xxxxed up love story...
Okay now, so Romeo liked this chick named Rosaline.. Who apparently didn't like him back, but Rosaline pissed Romeo off because she wouldn't "ope her lap" {do I have to spell that out for y'all??} .. So budda bing budda boom aaaand now he's in love with Juliet?? {wow, that was quick}..
Damn, boy, get your shit together.. Ya do know she’s like 13 or sumthin’ .. Awkward...
An oh wow and gee golly gosh that there famous balcony scene.. Hmmm ya know, thought it'd be a little more romantic.. I mean, all they’re doing is hooking up - and planning to marry each other the very next day...
Like seriously?? I mean .. what's the rush?? .. no no take your time ... oh yeah that's right he only agreed to Juliet's proposal because she won't give him "satisfaction tonight" unless they are married.. Now to the family feudin' & a fussin' and like DAMN there is some intense hatred between families goin' on here.. .. and now to "put an end to the feud" Juliet has to marry some other guy.. in three days {they ain't wastin' no f#ckin' time these guys}.. so Juliet's dad has arranged for her to marry the Prince's cousin, Paris, who incidentally is a decent multi-millionaire with social connections who just happens to love her and who dies trying to defend her honour and memory when Romeo {a convicted murderer} returns to 'defile' her shrine.. Seriously??..
So where the xxxxx is Romeo while all this shits a happenin'??
Okay Juliet, now why the hell would you pretend to look dead?? Like seriously girl that's just wrong .. Oh look, now Romeo thinks your dead .. .. WAKE UP BITCH!!! what just happened?? xxxxin' Romeo just killed himself!!! Seriously WTF?? Aaand now Juliet woke up {its about time bitch} .. .. And she killed herself .. .. Coz, ya know, that’s obviously how you handle these kinds of situations...
Oh wow look at that.. ..Its been like five days since you knew each other!!! And now you’re both xxxxin' dead.. Seriously????
Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is...
I've come to the conclusion that love is an adventure playground built over an old toxic waste dump.... Tiz all fun and games & shits and giggles to begin with but then the festering cancers start to show, the mutations begin and ya find ya self fleein' for ya life from some monster...
{I really am stuck between bein' a true die hard romantic & a cold hearted bitch}
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A warm welcome to the forum mate. ( I know it's ok to call you "mate" as we've had this male/female discussion on here re Aussie slang!)
Yep, Romeo and Juliet was a shit story really!
If you really want to see how a guy can be stupid over a woman, read Don Quixote. (a truly brilliant adventure story!).
Good to see (sic) that you still have a sense of humour after losing your eye.
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A warm welcome to the forum mate. ( I know it's ok to call you "mate" as we've had this male/female discussion on here re Aussie slang!)
Yep, Romeo and Juliet was a shit story really!
If you really want to see how a guy can be stupid over a woman, read Don Quixote. (a truly brilliant adventure story!).
Good to see (sic) that you still have a sense of humour after losing your eye.
“One man* scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of courage to reach the unreachable stars; and the world was better for this.
:.. Don Quixote

*or woman in this case, and yes I am covered in scars {I've got scars in places that'd give Freddie Kreuger nightmares} strove forth, and still strives, to obtain the unattainable.. But what definition there is of a biker if not that it is the Maniacal astride the Mechanical in pursuit of the Unattainable... But then again, who else but a biker would be willin' to take a container of flammable liquid, place it on top of a hot moving engine and then put the whole lot ......between their legs
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Yep, joined way back when coz this place has been a goddamn treasure drove of ideas and information {and if I've fxxked shit up on an Ironhead I dare someone else has and someone has worked out a way to fix the aforementioned f^*kup} reasons I ain't been involved.. well simply put, unless y'all are into truly sick, f*$#ed up horror stories, y'all don't want or need to know why me and my bikes ain't been on here much over those years {losin' an eye does contribute some what to that sh#t} but in the end tiz like this.. ya wake up and ya still breathin', ya mnagae to go to sleep doin' the same, well then that's a win
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Talkin' to my cousin about life, death and dying (like you do) he said when he wakes up in the morning he slaps his hands out to the sides.
If he can't feel wood paneling he gets up............
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A lot of us take marriage as the final commitment. We're supposed to learn from our mistakes, right?
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Opposites attract, like your grandmother told you. If you get someone you think is "just like you", it's probably your sister or brother (?). Maybe it's time for some genetic research. Or you could just wait a year and see how many times you want to kill them, or yourself.
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