Gender sensitivity:

[kitabel]

he larger lessons to be acquired here are:
Facts, history, medicine, and science are useless when arguing with a liberal.
If the media doesn't report it, it never happened.

[Toejam503]

My wife used to say "I" should be more sensitive. She now tells me that a LOT of people sure seem to need counseling, these days.

[sportsterpaul]

Let’s take a different tack, an old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old mans pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old mans milk and spit into it. The third bikerturned over the old mans plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress,”not much of a man, was he?” The waitress replied,”not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!”

[sportsterpaul]

How about this...Old couple
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about s*x?" he asked, rather tentatively. "I would like it infrequently ", she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"​

[sportsterpaul]

And yet another...A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved
grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits,
and all sorts of things.

The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be
long".

Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say,

"It's okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in
there”.

At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the cart.

Grandfather says again in a controlled voice, "William, relax buddy, don't get
upset.

We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William."

Very impressed, the woman goes outside to where the grandfather is loading his
groceries and the boy into the car.

She says, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know
how you did it.

That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive
he got, you just calmly kept saying that things would be okay. William is very
lucky to have you as his grandfather."

"Thanks," says the grandfather, "but I am William, this little bastard's name is
Kevin.​

[Hippysmack]

Dang...….