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So, kiss the wife and know just how lucky you are to have her around.

Or more than likely, motorcyclists have been hit in the head by wives more then the usual bear and have passed the genetic code on, hence the thicker cranium, degraded number of pain receptors and general lack of self preservation. Add the inhalation of partially spent hydrocarbons at very close distances...well, does covid have a chance?
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VA called and left a number to schedule the first shot. It was a message so it would have been best to let it ring through and record. I had to call the main number to get through. Then they asked if I had time today. I went right over and was out of there in the time it took to jab me and sit for 15 minutes to be sure no reaction. Quick, easy, and back to work already. Will let you know if any complications. All good so far.
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Getting my jab tomorrow. Wife got hers last week (clinically vulnerable).
The needle is 6 foot long and 10 inches in diametre and is delivered by nurse on horse back with a 20 yard full gallop running start.

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