The Sportster and Buell Motorcycle Forum - The XLFORUM®
 

Go Back   The Sportster and Buell Motorcycle Forum - The XLFORUM® > GENERAL AREA > Off-Topic/General Discussion > Jokes and Funnies
XLF Blogs XLF Arcade XLF Disclaimer/Privacy Statement/Terms Of Use

Notices

Jokes and Funnies Post your jokes and funnie stuff here. Please keep it clean!

Active Threads
0 2021 street bike build for the track
Last Post: thecarfarmer
Posted On: 1 Minute Ago
Replies: 52
Views: 2,995
0 Keep & Kill
Last Post: Crusty
Posted On: 6 Minutes Ago
Replies: 20,415
Views: 1,212,377
0 Hottie of the day, no nudity.
Last Post: joes95bobber
Posted On: 14 Minutes Ago
Replies: 27,311
Views: 2,840,890
0 Crank position sensor problems ??
Last Post: bobberman66
Posted On: 34 Minutes Ago
Replies: 793
Views: 332,169
0 V.o.e.s
Last Post: madnss
Posted On: 42 Minutes Ago
Replies: 16
Views: 330
0 Windage Tray
Last Post: Blacky
Posted On: 43 Minutes Ago
Replies: 2
Views: 202
0 Happy Birthday Folkie!!!
Last Post: Crusty
Posted On: 49 Minutes Ago
Replies: 3
Views: 38
0 Official XL Forum Random Image Thread (NO NUDITY!)
Last Post: Crusty
Posted On: 51 Minutes Ago
Replies: 49,925
Views: 8,158,376
0 Starter Worked, Then It Didn't
Last Post: flthd31
Posted On: 1 Hour Ago
Replies: 12
Views: 350
3 Ironhead Pictures Thread
Last Post: Scar55
Posted On: 2 Hours Ago
Replies: 2,029
Views: 856,937
0 This is gonna hurt.
Last Post: Graywolf
Posted On: 2 Hours Ago
Replies: 8,333
Views: 1,824,234
0 Rear Shock length '81
Last Post: Scar55
Posted On: 2 Hours Ago
Replies: 27
Views: 1,185
0 Home Brewing
Last Post: ChinCactus
Posted On: 2 Hours Ago
Replies: 118
Views: 9,527
0 Snippets
Last Post: gravydog
Posted On: 2 Hours Ago
Replies: 447
Views: 52,936
0 This place still sucks!!!
Last Post: rejeanprimeau
Posted On: 2 Hours Ago
Replies: 76
Views: 2,620
0 Coil suggestions please!!!
Last Post: juzyHD
Posted On: 3 Hours Ago
Replies: 5
Views: 88
0 My '05 1200C (insert clever title here)
Last Post: Ranchero50
Posted On: 3 Hours Ago
Replies: 214
Views: 48,345
0 Iree's late night cafe
Last Post: Ireeman
Posted On: 3 Hours Ago
Replies: 1,835
Views: 266,674
0 HAMMERPerf 90" In the Works
Last Post: madnss
Posted On: 3 Hours Ago
Replies: 1,637
Views: 222,520
0 05 sportster custom and bassani road rage
Last Post: Folkie
Posted On: 4 Hours Ago
Replies: 1
Views: 82
0 2009 Iron 883 Wont Start!
Last Post: IXL2Relax
Posted On: 5 Hours Ago
Replies: 75
Views: 1,792
0 Rear sprockets
Last Post: 85IRONDIRT
Posted On: 5 Hours Ago
Replies: 5
Views: 147
0 Roads I'd like to ride.
Last Post: Stairman
Posted On: 6 Hours Ago
Replies: 3,419
Views: 355,115
0 07 883 Low .... lifting
Last Post: rejeanprimeau
Posted On: 6 Hours Ago
Replies: 16
Views: 414
0 Food porn
Last Post: Stairman
Posted On: 6 Hours Ago
Replies: 2,262
Views: 483,057
0 Pictures of Evos that look Like Ironheads
Last Post: hotrodbiker
Posted On: 6 Hours Ago
Replies: 110
Views: 44,500
0 Rear shocks ?
Last Post: mick42
Posted On: 6 Hours Ago
Replies: 29
Views: 1,036
0 Hot Chicks on Hot Bikes
Last Post: wachuko
Posted On: 6 Hours Ago
Replies: 11,712
Views: 2,442,731
0 What did you do for your sporty Today?
Last Post: WKNDZ
Posted On: 6 Hours Ago
Replies: 7,558
Views: 1,165,385
0 This week on Craig's list
Last Post: ryder rick
Posted On: 8 Hours Ago
Replies: 5,124
Views: 764,499
More...
Members Birthdays
kav2ivan (61), Hunt (54), bikerjim67 (54), twenty2 (42), slimstyle05 (41), PatrickSwayz (35), Mwaggoner
Reply
 
Share Thread Tools Display Modes
  #31  
Old 1 Week Ago
Hippysmack's Avatar
Hippysmack Hippysmack is offline
XL FORUM TEAM MEMBER
 
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 6,753
Sportster/Buell Model: Xl1250S
Sportster/Buell Year: 98
Other Motorcycle Model: Kawasaki Vulcan 500
Other Motorcycle Year: 95
Reputation: 6718254
Hippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by XL Ed View Post
I'm glad I bought the Gladiator.
Gladiators were slaves sent to the games to die.
You must trade your oppressive beast in for a Kia.
Wait! You can't do that!
Someone else may buy it and spread it's oppressive nature.

You must park it in the front yard and burn it to the ground.
Wait! You can't do that!
You can't use or spread petroleum!
If you run it off a cliff, the guvment can't sell the steel.
If you bury it, you'd be polluting the ground.

There is only 1 thing you can do with it.
You need to contract with Iree to get it vaporized straight from the planet Asgardia.
(he's got a monopoly on the machine)

That is all.

(that was a joke by the way)
__________________
Reference the XLFORUM'S Sportsterpedia for additional technical information & advice

In Search of Fuel, Sunshine and a Steady Idle.

Last edited by Hippysmack; 6 Days Ago at 03:36..
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Old 1 Week Ago
NLXL's Avatar
NLXL NLXL is offline
XL FORUM TEAM MEMBER
 
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 1,101
Sportster/Buell Model: XL883DLX
Sportster/Buell Year: 1992
Reputation: 3490671
NLXL has a reputation beyond reputeNLXL has a reputation beyond reputeNLXL has a reputation beyond reputeNLXL has a reputation beyond reputeNLXL has a reputation beyond reputeNLXL has a reputation beyond reputeNLXL has a reputation beyond reputeNLXL has a reputation beyond reputeNLXL has a reputation beyond reputeNLXL has a reputation beyond reputeNLXL has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hippysmack View Post
There is only 1 thing you can do with it.
You need to contract with Iree to get it vaporized straight from the planet Asgardia.
(he's got a monopoly on the machine)

That is all.
Vaporized!? Whoah!...Wait a minute, something isn't right here...last time he said it was a 3D printer! I knew it!
__________________
Sportsterpedia
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Old 1 Week Ago
Hippysmack's Avatar
Hippysmack Hippysmack is offline
XL FORUM TEAM MEMBER
 
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 6,753
Sportster/Buell Model: Xl1250S
Sportster/Buell Year: 98
Other Motorcycle Model: Kawasaki Vulcan 500
Other Motorcycle Year: 95
Reputation: 6718254
Hippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond reputeHippysmack has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Sorry Ireeman,
Dang cat scratched me as he jumped out of the bag.
3D printer?? Old technology now..... Said too much already.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 03:15.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
XL Forum® - Linson Media LLC