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Not all vaccines work the same.

I'm surprised they could come up with a vaccine at all, up to now that kind of virus has been resistant to any solutions beyond treating the symptoms and letting it run it's course.
"New technology" that's been in development over the last 10+ yrs. It's a big step forward in our ability to fight these viruses.
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"A growing body of evidence suggests that fully vaccinated people are less likely to have asymptomatic infection and potentially less likely to transmit SARS-CoV-2 to others. However, further investigation is ongoing."



More recently an Israeli study of 7,000,000 vaccinated people showed 8 people being reinfected and they suspect those 8 were false positives from people who rcd the vaccine while they were infected.



Wait and see. These appear to be extremely effective vaccines.
I hope the vaccines work.

I'm getting tired of this distancing crap.

I want to go hang out at clubhouses without worrying I'm bringing home death to my Ol Lady.

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Get both of you vaccinated. In many areas eligibility has been expanded to include almost everyone.
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Can't get Johnson and Johnson anymore.
They have "paused" it effective immediately.
But Joe said we have plenty of vaccines didn't he.
If so, where are these "plenty of vaccines" gonna come from if they keep halting other companies?????
Sounds a little selective...…..
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Can't get Johnson and Johnson anymore.
They have "paused" it effective immediately.
But Joe said we have plenty of vaccines didn't he.
If so, where are these "plenty of vaccines" gonna come from if they keep halting other companies?????
Sounds a little selective...…..
Working hard at finding something negative?

The Johnson & Johnson single dose vaccine accounts for 5% of vaccine distributed.

The "problem" occurred in 6 of 7,800,000 people vaccinated with it. There's an abundance of caution being exercised.
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No just reporting current events.
Like it or not, these things are happening.
I can't help it if you don't want to know.
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I can't help it if you don't want to know.
I'm sure you'll let us know when the sky falls.
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