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Well, for the record, so far I feel normal except for the sore arm. I doubt that would bother any of you though, because I have two torn tendons in that arm and this just seems to bring that to my attention more. Same pain for the same range of movement, just worse since the shot.
The two people in my family that had the vaccine (85 yo had Pfizer) (30 yo moderna) reported no symptom the first shot and a “day under the weather” the second round.
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Oh, I should have stated that I got Moderna. It could matter once more data is amassed.
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I just find it odd that millions have gotten vaccinated and now they want them to wear 2 masks. Is it to hide the side effects? Or does 2 masks just quiet the whine? They require anymore masks, I'm gonna have to get a phone that interpretates mumbling . You can actually tell when someone is wearing a mask on the other end of the phone!
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I just find it odd that millions have gotten vaccinated and now they want them to wear 2 masks. Is it to hide the side effects? Or does 2 masks just quiet the whine? They require anymore masks, I'm gonna have to get a phone that interpretates mumbling . You can actually tell when someone is wearing a mask on the other end of the phone!
I wear the mask, and will continue to wear the mask to hide the disgusted look that I have for those who refuse to help protect others. You feel like whining about that?
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I wear the mask, and will continue to wear the mask to hide the disgusted look that I have for those who refuse to help protect others. You feel like whining about that?
If you believe it helps, good on you. I've been told not to wear a mask because of my COPD, so I guess the joke is on me.
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If you believe it helps, good on you. I've been told not to wear a mask because of my COPD, so I guess the joke is on me.
That's an important point. It may not work (unlikely but possible). If there is any possibility that it could help save a life, then I am doing it. I am not about to be cavalier about someone else's possible death. I also do not consider it a joke on you, me, or the guy who just died.
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Got #2 Pfizer today. Heard mixed reports from friends about the side effects so I took tomorrow off just in case. They did drive thru vaccinations at the local football stadium. I can't get over how efficient the drive thru was run. With my 15 minute wait, it still took less that 25 minutes, all while in my car.
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