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**A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.**


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**"You know,” he said, “you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”**


**“No,” she replies…“You just happened to catch my eye.”**
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