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That's good. That's the kind of thing that can catch anyone by surprise. The sky really is falling. I doubt many people even think bout stuff falling on your head while riding or driving.
Been hit twice with falling Walnuts, even with a helmet those suckers hurt.
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Been hit twice with falling Walnuts, even with a helmet those suckers hurt.
See, now I would not have even given that a thought. I guess I will start keeping an eye out for walnuts now. Maybe I should learn to recognize the tree and it's leaves, because walnuts must be hard to spot at 80 or so.
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See, now I would not have even given that a thought. I guess I will start keeping an eye out for walnuts now. Maybe I should learn to recognize the tree and it's leaves, because walnuts must be hard to spot at 80 or so.
They are easy to spot within 2 feet at that speed, not much will help you, however one will know wot killed, maimed, or disfigured oneself.
At any speed they are bereft of pleasure off the noggin.

Either way, it's no way for a man to die...parachute not opening sure or getting caught in the gears of a Combine...that i can understand.
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They are easy to spot within 2 feet at that speed, not much will help you, however one will know wot killed, maimed, or disfigured oneself.
At any speed they are bereft of pleasure off the noggin.

Either way, it's no way for a man to die...parachute not opening sure or getting caught in the gears of a Combine...that i can understand.
Yeah, but a walnut to the head sucks.
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Reminds me of a dirty joke:

What do you have when your nuts are on the wall"

Walnuts!


What do you have when you have a nuts on your chest?

Chestnuts!


What do you have when there are nuts on your chin?
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[QUOTE=Airbozo;5771445]Reminds me of a dirty joke:

What do you have when your nuts are on the wall"

Walnuts!


What do you have when you have a nuts on your chest?

Chestnuts!


What do you have when there are nuts on your chin?
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