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I was at the gym yesterday, and I found a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in.

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I'm thinking about going to the gym. I'm not going to, I'm just thinking about it!
Damn! I didn't make it to the gym ONCE this year! Come to think of it, that makes 64 years in a ROW!
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