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I took a set of these out of my 72 Ford during an effort to get it started. After that it was pointless.
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Had to show my brother in law, an ASE certified auto mechanic, hot to set these in his boat. He’d never seen them before. Kids!
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Once, while installing a set for a kids Camero, I asked for a match book to set the points. He whipped the matches out, not thinking about his mom standing rite there... it got real cold all of a sudden.
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^^It may have really went south if you asked for a Zig Zag when you went to set the timing!
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