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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
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When I turned 30, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I’m looking for a girl with big boobs.
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BUT, when you reach 40 or so, those boobs will be at her knees.
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I've find the ways to happiness, I have hearing problem, so I don't listen, I have memory problem, so I forget about anniversary, I have vision problem, so I don't see the mess I do and I cannot communicate well because of number 1 problem. I just say yes and forget, I don't see her calling me and I don't remember what she just told me.

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When I FINALLY went to get hearing aids last year Dr said hearing loss can contribute to dementia

I realized the kids would come over and as I had trouble keeping up with the conversation I would just zone-out into my own world

And a younger fine-breasted girl is the best
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I’m looking for a girl with big boobs.
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didn't realize this is under "jokes & funni stuff"... I thought it was Truth & Consequences
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Same thing isn’t it?
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