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I just got a call from my mother in law in Ohio and she said the govenor is requiring you to put masks on your pets now ...

WTF is wrong with people...

What if you have a pet Gator or Opossum.. Now I could see someone walking their Pot Bellied Pig with a mask on but not a wolverine ... or an anteater ..

Geezzz Racist toward the poor critters now..
Well, some pets ... and people need to wear masks. I mean, ya just can't un-see some things.
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I just got a call from my mother in law in Ohio and she said the govenor is requiring you to put masks on your pets now ...



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What if you have a pet Gator or Opossum.. Now I could see someone walking their Pot Bellied Pig with a mask on but not a wolverine ... or an anteater ..



Geezzz Racist toward the poor critters now..
I tried to find something about putting masks on pets in Ohio, but I couldn't find anything but a video of a police dog demonstrating the correct way to wear a surgical mask.

My pets can definitely get Covid, a lot of them gave their lives to test the vaccines we are getting jabbed with now.

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Cover up, cover down, cover twice, makes nice, make it three, COVIDE.....
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Yaaaaawn....ahhhhhhhh.......still mask free in here in Iowa. Lots and lots of wasted vaccines because the over zealous folks booked at multiple places and they still continue to complain haha.

Lots of vaccines wasted because they way underestimated the amount folks who chose not to receive the vaccine.
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SO what ya think the crazies did for long term testing: the shot VS natural antibodies...

Probably had a guy cough on one and then the other and they played ring around the rosie for a few days.. then cough on each other and go back to playin grab ass for a few weeks..

The crap they are pushing has no long term testing and personally don't trust anything first year off the production line..
for example.. look at the Cross Fire Corvettes..
Geezzz what a plague of issues, melted wires, and broken hearts... and that was just a car which probably killed just as many as the virus really did..
We all know the numbers are skewed to meet the propaganda..
I mean not 1 case of person dying for influenza this last year ...
It's amusing how they play us and some just roll over and take it..

One of my good customers is a grade school teacher, and she refused to get her new car serviced until "she and the workers" both had the shot ..
I went to her house to start her bike which had been put away for the winter, when I was done she slid me a check under the garage door Because I haven't gotten a shot ..

When I went in for my MRI last week I had a blood test and they said I still have the antibodies so I'm good.
The Dr,s said they have no idea how long the antibodies will stay, even with the shot..
So I say screw it, till I have no antibodies no shot fer me..

I really have no use for people afraid to live their lives, and won't let them tell me how to live mine..
Call me a spreader whatever .. I can take it .. I've been known not to care what others think..
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SO what ya think the crazies did for long term testing: the shot VS natural antibodies...



Probably had a guy cough on one and then the other and they played ring around the rosie for a few days.. then cough on each other and go back to playin grab ass for a few weeks..



The crap they are pushing has no long term testing and personally don't trust anything first year off the production line..

for example.. look at the Cross Fire Corvettes..

Geezzz what a plague of issues, melted wires, and broken hearts... and that was just a car which probably killed just as many as the virus really did..

We all know the numbers are skewed to meet the propaganda..

I mean not 1 case of person dying for influenza this last year ...

It's amusing how they play us and some just roll over and take it..



One of my good customers is a grade school teacher, and she refused to get her new car serviced until "she and the workers" both had the shot ..

I went to her house to start her bike which had been put away for the winter, when I was done she slid me a check under the garage door Because I haven't gotten a shot ..



When I went in for my MRI last week I had a blood test and they said I still have the antibodies so I'm good.

The Dr,s said they have no idea how long the antibodies will stay, even with the shot..

So I say screw it, till I have no antibodies no shot fer me..



I really have no use for people afraid to live their lives, and won't let them tell me how to live mine..

Call me a spreader whatever .. I can take it .. I've been known not to care what others think..


amen brother. if theres one thing this chinavirus taught us is that the average level of covardice among general population is too high.

perhaps we do deserve extinction. sad shit.
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