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Gynecologist decides he is tired of malpractice law lawyers and insurance.
Goes to the local Harley school to learn the ropes.

Scores a 150 points on the engine tear down and reassemble.
Confused. He approached the instructor about the above 100 point score.



" Well . We gave 50 points for engine disassembly. Which you did perfectly.
We gave you 50 points for engine reassembly. Which you did perfectly.
We decided to give you a extra 50 points for doing all the above through the exhaust pipes.
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