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Among Amazon tribes the most precious liquor is the result of tribe s elderly lady s chewed specific plant roots, & spitted out in a common bowl;after fermentation,that booze will give you wiseness mixed with dirty fantasies,and no hangover...Paleolithic culture rules!For the moment,i ll skip this for 3 litters of industrial beer and a surf through the xl forum,right now.
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Among Amazon tribes the most precious liquor is the result of tribe s elderly lady s chewed specific plant roots, & spitted out in a common bowl;after fermentation,that booze will give you wiseness mixed with dirty fantasies,and no hangover...Paleolithic culture rules!For the moment,i ll skip this for 3 litters of industrial beer and a surf through the xl forum,right now.
Sounds like the movie "Medicine Man" starring Sean Connery.
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Could be from there,sir...can t recall the movie;but today was thinking about ,if this old lady s spit can clean out stubborn paint from some parts.
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