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A pharmaceutical truck full of viagra was stolen today. Police are asking the public to be on the look out for a group of hardened criminals.
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A friend give me some years ago. Felt like drilling holes in concrete
And have had some off the doctor as well.
Only other drug is WHISKY
WHISKY? That'll make it easier to get the clothes off, but getting the job done? Good luck!
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I now just use welding rods and gaffa tape.
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I just bought strength enhancers.
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AT 60 I can say that maybe there is a need for those drugs, but I feel that Flowers do just as good

it is amazing what tulips can do for slow start off occasions
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I'll just put it like I did on the government form I had to fill out asking if I ever did drugs and if so what kind.

I wrote down . . . Yes . . and . . everything known to man.... the lady taking the forms was scoring my answers and started aughing ...

Viagra and all those things are OK, I guess. Never had a need but did buy a load of them.

My friends and I use to hold rave parties years ago and would charge $20 at the door and would give X to the girls and Viagra to the guys as they came through the door. It was a HOOT ..
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take a hit of x, a hit of viagra, and 2 asprin!
watch out!
did that like 15 years ago once, damn!
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