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Whew, that's a relief....
At least I won't have to get a loan to cover it.
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A group of U.S. electricity companies wrote to President Joe Biden this week saying it will work with his administration and Congress to design a broad set of policies to reach a near-term goal of slashing the sector's carbon emissions by 2030.
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That must be because we are running out of gas???
It's an ongoing war with the power and gas industry.
There war is not and never has been and never will be settled between them.
The only way the power company can win is to have the guvment ban gas.
To do that, they have to get all activists and all up in arms, the media, scare the Hell out of the public …. you know, just like they are doing with the China Flu.
The Stone Age did not end because we ran out of stones, rather technology moved past it. The same will happen with fossil fuels.
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I cannot wait no more to have my little nuclear gizmo to fuel my car.
It will produce electricity, so the environmentalist can sleep without worrying.
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I will alway keep a internal combustion engine about, if nothing than to see treehuggers heads explode.
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heh, heh, heh, heh

We do still have stones and if anyone has the time and want, there is no law or reasoning why they wouldn't be allowed to carve out some wheels, place them under a slab, jump on top and yell, HO, Ho, Ho.
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Society is to blame. We (as you say), aren't running out of anything. I would say we are squandering it. Dinosaurs didn't have lights running all night or waste perfectly good rubber at the drag strip. They may be the last inhabitants of earth that left more energy behind than they used up.

Ya know we are all here nit picking over the evolution of motorcycles while we are overlooking the Diesel trucks and the billions of cars running around squandering energy. It's those guys. It's the big factories. It's lighting Las Vegas. The majority of energy used in this country is not being sucked up by bikes.

If it was just for us bike folks, we would rank with the dinosaurs especially if we ride Harleys or English bikes, because we have to be leaving behind a large enough oil slick to more than cover what fuel we used.

All we have to do is get people to sleep at night instead of leaving the lights on, and quit buying from large chain stores that ship with Diesel trucks, and get business to hire people instead of sucking up electricity running the machines that put everyone out of work.

How about a real solution?
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I'm not sure if a solution is needed. I'm really not sure what is being squandered.
We pay for the utilities we use. They provide it, we use it and pay dearly.
In small towns, none of this is a problem.
It's the big towns that believe whatever affects them, affects the entire country.
That is not even close to the truth.
People that can't see past their own backyards on social media believe their surroundings and situations are the same everywhere.
That is not even close to the truth.

This is not a war between the people. It's a war between Big Tech and the people.
But the far left is trying to pit us all against each other.
Everyday people from all walks of life I run into don't care about saving the planet.
They care about having a job to support their families, living free, making their own choices.
Big Tech has manufactured about all they can. Every new product is just an old product with a different color or construction.
The more they build, the more they expect to recieve in compensation for their efforts.
They would never conceive the idea of making the same product forever. NOS doesn't make for quarterly share increases.

In order for Big Tech to survive, they have to shake up the landscape.
It seems the manner of shakeup they have been trying hasn't been working.
As I said, nobody I know wants electric vehicles.
Hybrids are laughed at by Gas companies since their vehicles use natural gas as a fuel source.
Natural gas will never deplete... never, ever....
There is a town I know of in Georgia that harnesses methane gas. I never asked what they used it for. I'm sure they are not the only ones.

Big Tech is now using politicians, the media and activists to shakeup the landscape.
Now that they think that we are "on the ropes", they are throwing everything including the kitchen sink at us.
It was said early on in Covid, they never thought the American people would be so submissive.
They were previously concerned about uproars over their plans for the future.
They are exploiting every human sense they can.
They are turning all of us against each other.
Covid was the perfect excuse for a catalist to scare us. They were able to slow the use of petroleum.
But with more people staying home, more electricity is being used at home.
Commercial business isn't paying as high overhead but customers are now footing more bills.
This makes customers slow the rate of use per wallet size.
In order for businesses to return to full operation, they would like money from the guvment to adapt their businesses to "safe practice".
All that money doesn't get spent for plexiglass either.

We as a people have got to start understanding these things and quit fighting amongst each other.
There has always been hate groups, climate change groups, anti government groups every group imaginable and will continue to be.
But if I decide to leave my porch light on all night, dammit that's the way it's gonna be.
If anyone else decides to dig a bunker and cut off all utilities, that's way it's gonna be.
If Big Tech wants to build their Utopia, they must understand it is not all of OUR Utopia.
And we will not submit.

Here, I'll hug your War Eagle if you'll kiss my fat Elephants Ass is how we handle things.
Understanding each can do as they wish.
Hell, wedge, if you swapped to electric cickles, I'd still ride with you.
And when you slow down from low power, I'll slow down with ya.
I might carry a spare battery in my bags and toss it to ya....
But you'll have to make the quick connect... I'll only go so far....
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Hey guys, this is a fun thread, keep the political crap out of it.
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Yes, but the most funny clowns work for politic parties.
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