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Default Bikes and Bells and Bears

In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear
conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is
advising bikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra
precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field.

They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their
clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting
them. They also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray
with them in case of an encounter with a bear.

It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.
Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black
bear and grizzly bear dung.

Black bear dung is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper.
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