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A husband walks out from the bathroom in the morning bursting with pride with the size of the dump he has just had.
"Go and have a look of the size of that turd I have just done" he says to his wife.
"No way, I don't want to look at that, it's stinks in there"
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After several minutes of pleading with his wife she agrees to have a look.
So she dashes in pinching her nose for the smell & runs back out saying "there's nothing there, you must have flushed it away".
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"No, no" he says "it's on the frickin’ scales."
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