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I'm glad I bought the Gladiator.
Gladiators were slaves sent to the games to die.
You must trade your oppressive beast in for a Kia.
Wait! You can't do that!
Someone else may buy it and spread it's oppressive nature.

You must park it in the front yard and burn it to the ground.
Wait! You can't do that!
You can't use or spread petroleum!
If you run it off a cliff, the guvment can't sell the steel.
If you bury it, you'd be polluting the ground.

There is only 1 thing you can do with it.
You need to contract with Iree to get it vaporized straight from the planet Asgardia.
(he's got a monopoly on the machine)

That is all.

(that was a joke by the way)
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There is only 1 thing you can do with it.
You need to contract with Iree to get it vaporized straight from the planet Asgardia.
(he's got a monopoly on the machine)

That is all.
Vaporized!? Whoah!...Wait a minute, something isn't right here...last time he said it was a 3D printer! I knew it!
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Sorry Ireeman,
Dang cat scratched me as he jumped out of the bag.
3D printer?? Old technology now..... Said too much already.
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