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I wasn't going to mention it on a public forum, but now that you put it out there. Be aware that interest will continue to accumulate until your check has cleared the bank.
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Dangit.. You got the wrong letter.
That check was suppose to go the car lot.
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I just want to know how many of these people that died were on Hillary's hit list..
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When I got my jab, a lad was sitting at 2 meter from me, he show me a picture of his brother who was anticovid protesters at a gathering; fists in the air and yelling all the slogans.

The next picture was the same brother two weeks after in an ICU with tubes connected in his throats and every holes of his body.

The guy near me was ready to get the AstraZeneca jab without hesitation.

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In addition, not everyone has the advantage of retirement income, relative isolation and self sustainment.
Yes but we both know that the countries are open now and still sport the lowest infection and death rates. Virtually nil.
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I am not advocating against or for the vaccine. It really depends on the individual and his or her doctor. I would trust my doctor's advice over Suzy from facebook or profit driven fear porn slingers on tv.
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Yes but we both know that the countries are open now and still sport the lowest infection and death rates. Virtually nil.
Here's some actual numbers as of 4-21-2021. That's usually better than "we all know"...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-...tes_by_country

COVID-19 pandemic cases and mortality by country as of 21 April 2021[1]
Country Confirmed cases Deaths Case fatality rate Deaths per 100,000 population
Czech Republic 1,606,030 28,640 1.8% 268.42
Hungary 754,833 25,580 3.4% 261.82
San Marino 5,040 88 1.7% 259.89
Bosnia and Herzegovina 191,876 8,025 4.2% 243.11
Montenegro 95,894 1,441 1.5% 231.62
Bulgaria 390,911 15,518 4.0% 222.46
North Macedonia 147,995 4,509 3.0% 216.42
Moldova 246,691 5,616 2.3% 211.32
Belgium 955,056 23,834 2.5% 207.54
Slovakia 376,709 11,244 3.0% 206.16
Slovenia 233,031 4,172 1.8% 199.81
Italy 3,891,063 117,633 3.0% 195.09
United Kingdom 4,408,644 127,557 2.9% 190.86
Brazil 14,043,076 378,003 2.7% 179.11
Peru 1,719,088 57,954 3.4% 178.26
United States 31,792,636 568,470 1.8% 173.19
Mexico 2,311,172 213,048 9.2% 167.00
Poland 2,704,571 62,734 2.3% 165.22
Portugal 831,645 16,951 2.0% 165.06
Spain 3,428,354 77,102 2.2% 163.78
Croatia 310,306 6,643 2.1% 163.32
Andorra 12,874 123 1.0% 159.45
France 5,401,305 101,713 1.9% 151.67
Liechtenstein 2,836 56 2.0% 147.29
Panama 361,319 6,192 1.7% 145.82
Romania 1,034,003 26,618 2.6% 137.51
Colombia 2,684,101 69,177 2.6% 137.42
Lithuania 235,383 3,785 1.6% 135.82
Sweden 916,830 13,825 1.5% 134.41
Chile 1,136,189 25,317 2.2% 133.58
Argentina 2,743,620 59,792 2.2% 133.05
Armenia 209,485 3,919 1.9% 132.50
Luxembourg 65,319 786 1.2% 126.80
Switzerland 639,445 10,532 1.6% 122.82
Kosovo 101,832 2,105 2.1% 117.32
Austria 597,566 9,959 1.7% 112.19
Bolivia 291,675 12,695 4.4% 110.27
Latvia 112,224 2,071 1.8% 108.27
Georgia 297,728 3,959 1.3% 106.41
Ecuador 361,154 17,744 4.9% 102.13
Lebanon 513,006 6,995 1.4% 102.03
Netherlands 1,442,481 17,179 1.2% 99.11
Ireland 244,297 4,847 2.0% 98.09
Germany 3,198,534 80,680 2.5% 97.05
Ukraine 2,015,257 42,129 2.1% 94.92
South Africa 1,568,366 53,887 3.4% 92.02
Greece 320,629 9,627 3.0% 89.83
Serbia 667,937 6,058 0.9% 87.23
Tunisia 289,230 9,918 3.4% 84.81
Estonia 118,317 1,104 0.9% 83.22
Jordan 692,181 8,372 1.2% 82.88
Albania 129,842 2,353 1.8% 82.44
Malta 30,039 411 1.4% 81.77
Belize 12,568 318 2.5% 81.46
Iran 2,286,927 67,525 3.0% 81.44
Monaco 2,413 31 1.3% 79.56
Paraguay 255,046 5,470 2.1% 77.65
Russia 4,665,553 104,545 2.2% 72.41
Israel 837,357 6,345 0.8% 70.08
Palestine 284,280 3,078 1.1% 65.69
Canada 1,146,817 23,698 2.1% 63.04
Costa Rica 231,967 3,104 1.3% 61.50
Eswatini 18,417 671 3.6% 58.44
Uruguay 169,327 2,022 1.2% 58.41
Honduras 202,413 4,976 2.5% 51.06
Bahamas 9,791 194 2.0% 49.81
Turkey 4,384,624 36,613 0.8% 43.88
Guatemala 214,700 7,279 3.4% 43.84
Libya 173,089 2,919 1.7% 43.07
Denmark 244,759 2,464 1.0% 42.35
Azerbaijan 303,858 4,203 1.4% 41.93
Oman 182,693 1,909 1.0% 38.37
Iraq 993,158 15,060 1.5% 38.31
Saint Lucia 4,419 69 1.6% 37.75
Bahrain 166,157 605 0.4% 36.86
Cape Verde 20,781 194 0.9% 35.28
Kuwait 259,868 1,468 0.6% 34.89
Guyana 11,972 273 2.3% 34.88
Suriname 9,687 188 1.9% 32.34
El Salvador 67,851 2,082 3.1% 32.26
Antigua and Barbuda 1,217 31 2.5% 31.92
Dominican Republic 261,848 3,426 1.3% 31.90
Botswana 44,702 684 1.5% 29.69
Belarus 345,998 2,443 0.7% 25.81
Seychelles 5,012 25 0.5% 25.61
Jamaica 44,254 738 1.7% 25.03
Cyprus 58,022 295 0.5% 24.61
Morocco 506,669 8,959 1.8% 24.56
Namibia 46,875 608 1.3% 24.37
Kyrgyzstan 92,320 1,557 1.7% 24.11
Saudi Arabia 407,010 6,846 1.7% 19.98
Kazakhstan 346,971 3,297 1.0% 17.81
Comoros 3,820 146 3.8% 17.16
São Tomé and Príncipe 2,283 35 1.5% 16.27
Finland 84,501 893 1.1% 16.18
Indonesia 1,614,849 43,777 2.7% 16.18
United Arab Emirates 500,860 1,559 0.3% 15.96
Barbados 3,793 44 1.2% 15.33
Philippines 953,106 16,141 1.7% 14.93
Lesotho 10,720 316 2.9% 14.87
Congo 29,084 748 2.6% 13.90
Qatar 198,361 391 0.2% 13.81
Maldives 26,667 71 0.3% 13.37
India 15,616,130 182,553 1.2% 13.36
Norway 108,342 709 0.7% 13.26
Egypt 218,041 12,820 5.9% 12.77
Djibouti 10,557 123 1.2% 12.63
Trinidad and Tobago 9,135 157 1.7% 11.25
Nepal 287,567 3,102 1.1% 10.84
Zimbabwe 37,875 1,554 4.1% 10.61
Mauritania 18,156 454 2.5% 10.03
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 1,819 10 0.5% 9.04
Syria 21,433 1,468 6.8% 8.60
Iceland 6,350 29 0.5% 8.03
Equatorial Guinea 7,505 106 1.4% 7.82
Japan 542,467 9,682 1.8% 7.67
Pakistan 772,381 16,600 2.1% 7.67
Algeria 119,992 3,165 2.6% 7.35
Gambia 5,784 170 2.9% 7.24
Zambia 91,042 1,236 1.4% 6.92
Venezuela 185,736 1,944 1.0% 6.82
Senegal 39,836 1,095 2.7% 6.72
Afghanistan 58,037 2,549 4.4% 6.70
Bangladesh 727,780 10,588 1.5% 6.49
Gabon 22,032 136 0.6% 6.26
Malawi 33,968 1,142 3.4% 6.13
Myanmar 142,644 3,206 2.2% 5.93
Sudan 33,083 2,287 6.9% 5.34
Kenya 152,523 2,519 1.7% 4.79
Cuba 95,754 538 0.6% 4.75
Somalia 13,324 678 5.1% 4.39
Malaysia 379,473 1,389 0.4% 4.35
Yemen 5,918 1,138 19.2% 3.90
Cameroon 64,809 939 1.4% 3.63
Australia 29,576 910 3.1% 3.59
South Korea 115,926 1,806 1.6% 3.49
Guinea-Bissau 3,713 66 1.8% 3.44
Ethiopia 245,155 3,439 1.4% 3.07
Sri Lanka 97,472 620 0.6% 2.84
Nicaragua 6,835 181 2.6% 2.77
Mozambique 69,309 802 1.2% 2.64
Rwanda 24,005 327 1.4% 2.59
Ghana 91,709 771 0.8% 2.53
Mali 13,246 444 3.4% 2.26
Haiti 12,918 251 1.9% 2.23
Madagascar 33,202 563 1.7% 2.09
Uzbekistan 87,225 639 0.7% 1.90
Angola 24,661 565 2.3% 1.78
Mongolia 25,364 56 0.2% 1.74
Liberia 2,042 85 4.2% 1.72
Central African Republic 5,929 79 1.3% 1.66
Togo 12,610 121 1.0% 1.50
Mauritius 1,203 15 1.2% 1.19
Guinea 21,633 139 0.6% 1.09
Ivory Coast 45,614 275 0.6% 1.07
Chad 4,723 169 3.6% 1.06
Papua New Guinea 9,952 91 0.9% 1.04
South Sudan 10,478 114 1.1% 1.03
Nigeria 164,423 2,061 1.3% 1.03
Sierra Leone 4,041 79 2.0% 1.01
Tajikistan 13,308 90 0.7% 0.97
Benin 7,720 97 1.3% 0.82
Niger 5,140 191 3.7% 0.82
Uganda 41,422 341 0.8% 0.77
Burkina Faso 13,167 155 1.2% 0.76
Brunei 223 3 1.3% 0.69
New Zealand 2,599 26 1.0% 0.53
Singapore 60,865 30 0.0% 0.53
China 102,293 4,845 4.7% 0.35
Cambodia 7,444 49 0.7% 0.30
DR Congo 10,084 139 1.4% 0.16
Thailand 45,185 108 0.2% 0.16
Burundi 3,643 6 0.2% 0.05
Taiwan 1,078 11 1.0% 0.05
Vietnam 2,800 35 1.2% 0.04
Tanzania 509 21 4.1% 0.04
Eritrea 3,548 10 0.3% -

"Mortality Analyses". Johns Hopkins University,

For reference, influenza kills ~15.2 per 100,000

Spend the next year in your basement if you like. When you come out I'm quite certain there will still be people insisting you continue to wear a mask to slow the spread of the next pandemic.

I'm more concerned about my gallstones. They just reminded me my gall bladder is over due for its' removal.
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