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Inspired by the old Slipstream pages at the back of Cycle World magazine.

"Ted immediately began to regret skipping class the week his high school physics teacher demonstrated the principles of how momentum, acceleration and gravity determine ballistic trajectory."
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Kinda cut us 40’s right out of the picture, eh?
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