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Martin, I hope my joint citizenship covers me for this. Second shot due end of month- precautionary so I can travel on this planet, just saying.
You will enjoy the freedom, just saying.

Mind the beer farts.

Just made a batch of Folkie Loft brew with NH home grown bee honey, to kick the secondary up a notch.
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I wish to say thank you to our American friends; by sending us the AstraZeneca vaccines that was thrown in the garbage, I was able to get my jab last evening. No pain, no redness and no headache.
No pain, no gain.
Anything else we can for you guys over there, just holler.
Now I have to find somebody else to give my shot to that was meant for me.
Maybe the neighbor's cat will come over.
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Our estate agent came around yesterday to show me his new to him old Harley Fat Boy he had just bought and mentioned he had just been to the doctors for his first vaccine jab.
Said he was one of 11 people to have it that day. That's all the vaccine doses the doctor had!
Anyway, being as we had to go and make an appointment for other things at our doctors,we asked if they would have any vaccines available for the two of us soon.
They just happened to have 2 available as someone had cancelled and they were ours if we came back later in the afternoon. 2nd one's booked in for July. Result!
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A group of U.S. electricity companies wrote to President Joe Biden this week saying it will work with his administration and Congress to design a broad set of policies to reach a near-term goal of slashing the sector's carbon emissions by 2030.
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That must be because we are running out of gas???
It's an ongoing war with the power and gas industry.
There war is not and never has been and never will be settled between them.
The only way the power company can win is to have the guvment ban gas.
To do that, they have to get all activists and all up in arms, the media, scare the Hell out of the public …. you know, just like they are doing with the China Flu.
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We, Quebecers, are ready to destroy all our salmon rivers to be able to send our American friends all the electricity that will be requires to propulses your big F150 that a company in St-Jerome are converting to electric. What, you didn't want to share the Pfizer vaccine, we gona get you back with a big electric bill. Hahaha
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