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A business woman realized that it had been a while since she had a nooner. So at lunch time she drove past the unemployment line and noticed several handsome men standing and waiting to get in. (her mother always said the bigger the feet, the bigger the...... She picked a young man with the biggest shoes and offered to buy him lunch. "Of course", he said and over lunch she talked him into going to a motel for a "quickie". After all was said and done , she handed him a $100 bill. He said, "but you already bought me lunch" She says, "BUY some shoes that fit."
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