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Old 29th August 2008
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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
'OK old fart, time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens..
Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
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'Beat it: You are washed up
And I am takin g over.'
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'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.'

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
When he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Roster is squalking
And running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,


'Dammit.....
Third gay rooster I bought this month.'



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Don't mess with the THE OLDER GENERATION
Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery

Always overcome youth and arrogance!

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thats hilarious
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thats hilarious
+1 on that!!!

That one had me laughing so hard security just check in to see if I was ok.......
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HAAA! Good one.

That reminds me of one my dad told me one time.

This old bull and a young bull were up on the hill one day under a shade tree. They were looking down to the pasture at all the cows.

The young bull say's to the old bull, 'lets run down there and bang us one of them cows'.

The old bull yawns, and with a smile say's, 'why dont we WALK down there and bang 'em all'!

Moral of the story: Slow down and pace your self. You can get more done then if you are 'bulling and jamming', tuckering your self out.
(We were doing wood one fall when i was just a kid. I was working like a wild man, and after a couple hours, i was beat. The 'ol man, well he just kept chuggin' away)
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