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A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and
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A cop on the beat sees him and approaches 'Can I help you sir? '

'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr' the man replies.

The cop asks 'Where was your car the last time you saw it '

'It wasss on the end of thisshh key' the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's penis
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He asks the man 'Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself? '

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'Holy crap! My girlfriend's gone too!


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