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pretjah
27th April 2011, 00:02
i'm bored right now....so

lets do a Q&A ...ask me anything you want about any topic and i'll do my best to give a good answer....

jjw
27th April 2011, 00:14
here ya go.....How many licks does it take to get to the center
of a tootsi-pop?:D

pretjah
27th April 2011, 00:16
http://www.tootsie.com/gal_licks.php


i'm not sure but we will find out an answer soon it appears!!! i'm gonna guess 107

d_eggman2
27th April 2011, 00:23
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around , does it make a sound?

pretjah
27th April 2011, 00:28
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around , does it make a sound?

:geek

i guess we'd have to define "sound" first

if we define it as purely the vibration through a medium - then yes it does

however

if we define it as a sensation observed by hearing - then it does not!

:geek

AsSeenOnTV
27th April 2011, 00:34
What is the air speed velocity of a european swallow?

Brad
27th April 2011, 00:34
Will the Flyers win tonight?

pretjah
27th April 2011, 00:38
What is the air speed velocity of a european swallow?

well i dont know much about swallows (or any other bird) so i had to look this one up

it appears to be about 24 mph

pretjah
27th April 2011, 00:39
Will the Flyers win tonight?

honestly they should....but as a penguins fan...i hope not BWAHAHAHAHAHA

:banana :banadanc :clap :banana :D


http://www.mysports-today.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/penguins-stanley-cup1.jpg

AB,Frank
27th April 2011, 00:40
How many Irishman does it take to screw in a light bulb??

pretjah
27th April 2011, 00:43
How many Irishman does it take to screw in a light bulb??

one..... plus an irishwoman if the bulb is big enough...ooopss

AsSeenOnTV
27th April 2011, 00:48
The big bunnies with teeth are starting to awaken up here. Are these tracks from a brown, or black bear?

http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af219/Planejain/Alaska/DSCN3874.jpg

AB,Frank
27th April 2011, 00:48
one..... plus an irishwoman if the bulb is big enough...ooopss
One...is correct....but he has to drink till the room spins...

pretjah
27th April 2011, 00:52
they look like black bear tracks to me

Feathers_bangor
27th April 2011, 01:06
One...is correct....but he has to drink till the room spins...

It's not our fault the compulsive drinking thing is in our genes :banana

LuxBlue
27th April 2011, 01:14
Solve for E (in Joules) in the equation E = MC^2 if M = 5 grams.

pretjah
27th April 2011, 01:22
539400000000000 joules


am i right?

Rico 05R
27th April 2011, 01:34
What data of experience is illuminated by Aristotelian Hylomorphism?

pretjah
27th April 2011, 01:42
substance?

jjw
27th April 2011, 02:08
The big bunnies with teeth are starting to awaken up here. Are these tracks from a brown, or black bear?

http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af219/Planejain/Alaska/DSCN3874.jpg

People, bike and Canine tracks

Brad
27th April 2011, 02:08
How do you stop Gort from destroying the Earth?

pretjah
27th April 2011, 02:12
How do you stop Gort from destroying the Earth?

pull his plug

Brad
27th April 2011, 02:13
Nope - you have to say "Klaatu barada nikto". :wonderlan

williamv1203
27th April 2011, 06:35
If you're in a room that is dark and open a door to a room that is lighted, why doesn't the dark go into the lighted room instead of the light coming into the darkened room?

mckey73
27th April 2011, 08:37
What was the premier NASCAR series called prior to the Winston Cup?

What is the shortest track NASCAR races on?

Will Juan Pablo Montoya win the Sprint Cup this year?

jharback
27th April 2011, 09:10
The big bunnies with teeth are starting to awaken up here. Are these tracks from a brown, or black bear?

http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af219/Planejain/Alaska/DSCN3874.jpg

Them ain't bear tracks. :laugh

Horse
27th April 2011, 11:05
Them ain't bear tracks. :laugh

definitely dog, two dogs more likely, one large, at least 100lbs, the other more like 50lbs max

pretjah
27th April 2011, 18:55
If you're in a room that is dark and open a door to a room that is lighted, why doesn't the dark go into the lighted room instead of the light coming into the darkened room?

because there is no such thing as "Dark"

dark is a level of Lightness

pretjah
27th April 2011, 18:57
What was the premier NASCAR series called prior to the Winston Cup?

that's before my time...but wikipedia tells me Grand National Series

What is the shortest track NASCAR races on?

pure guess here but bristol?

Will Juan Pablo Montoya win the Sprint Cup this year?

nope...JJ or Harvick

fireman5
27th April 2011, 19:27
If a man makes a mistake in the forest, is he still wrong if there's not a woman there to tell him

ParrotHead
27th April 2011, 20:02
What is the meaning of life?

Stairman
27th April 2011, 20:11
When is it ever going to quit raining in central Missouri?:(

Bob99
27th April 2011, 20:16
Why am I thinking of a question to post here?

ParrotHead
27th April 2011, 20:18
Where is Noah's Ark?

Baphomet
27th April 2011, 20:28
i'm bored right now....so

lets do a Q&A ...ask me anything you want about any topic and i'll do my best to give a good answer....

Wish you were online right now, I need to know where I left my sunglasses.

sportsterdude.248
27th April 2011, 20:57
What oil should I use in my Sportster?

Bob99
27th April 2011, 20:59
What oil should I use in my Sportster?

That's a new one.

fireman5
27th April 2011, 21:49
What is a bobber

AsSeenOnTV
28th April 2011, 01:42
People, bike and Canine tracks

Them ain't bear tracks. :laugh

definitely dog, two dogs more likely, one large, at least 100lbs, the other more like 50lbs max

LOL. You guys are pretty good. :)

The larger ones are from a wolf, and the smaller ones are from a pet.

Durockrolly
28th April 2011, 01:48
Why do the spell Philippines with a "Ph"
and Filipino with an "F"???

AsSeenOnTV
28th April 2011, 01:50
Ph'n I know!
:dunno

Ireeman
28th April 2011, 01:51
Nope - you have to say "Klaatu barada nikto".


And i thought i was the only nerd that knew that phrase....and from the black and white version to boot.

flashedwards
28th April 2011, 01:53
I don't want to start a fight but Black and White movies were/are great!
Flash

Ireeman
28th April 2011, 02:01
Why do the spell Philippines with a "Ph"
and Filipino with an "F"???


Funny story on that.

I work with a very nice old " fought with MacArthur" old Philippine that did the very thing when he moved into his new house down here in FLA.

The movers came to the door and nocked up.

His wife who had at that time had the thickest accent, answered " sollow we are still facking"

He told us that at lunch and just belly laughed.

The P is an F for them.

Ireeman
28th April 2011, 02:08
What is the air speed velocity of a european swallow?

You don't frighten me Bridge keeper.

AsSeenOnTV
28th April 2011, 02:10
You don't frighten me Bridge keeper.

Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. :laugh

Ireeman
28th April 2011, 02:15
http://youtu.be/XkiktYPROa0

Not everyone gets it FLASH.

Ireeman
28th April 2011, 02:17
Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. :laugh

I am Aurthur King of the brittons....

AsSeenOnTV
28th April 2011, 02:19
I am Aurthur King of the brittons....

It is Aurthur you mean ;)


And

What... is your quest?

Ireeman
28th April 2011, 02:20
I seek the Grail.

AsSeenOnTV
28th April 2011, 02:20
VVVVWhat, is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

LuxBlue
28th April 2011, 02:24
539400000000000 joules


am i right?

Close, but more like 4.5 X 10^14 joules.

5 grams of mass = .005 kg X the speed of light in meters per second (300,000,000 mps) squared.

So E in joules = .005kg X 300,000,000 mps X 300,000,000 mps.

E = 4.5 X 10^14 joules.

Of the 64kg (softball sized) of uranium used in the Little Boy bomb dropped on Hiroshima, only about .0006 kilograms of the uranium was converted to pure energy, yielding about a 10 Kiloton explosion.

That means in our example above, if you could convert 5 grams of material into energy, (the mass of a Nickel), it would yield an explosion 8.33 times greater (about 83 kilotons) than Hiroshima!!

Matter....Us, our Sportys, everything we see, touch ,smell, eat, etc. is nothing more than a LOT of condensed energy.

Einstein calculated the equation that proved matter and energy's equivalence and then figured out how to unleash it.

Ireeman
28th April 2011, 02:25
Do it correctly..."vvvwhat is your favoutite color"?

Blue......

pretjah
28th April 2011, 02:35
If a man makes a mistake in the forest, is he still wrong if there's not a woman there to tell him



why is there a forest in the kitchen?

pretjah
28th April 2011, 02:36
What is the meaning of life?

the westminster Catechism says that the cheif end of man is to glorify God.

pretjah
28th April 2011, 02:37
When is it ever going to quit raining in central Missouri?:(

when the clouds leave.

Ireeman
28th April 2011, 02:37
VVVVWhat, is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean African or European?

pretjah
28th April 2011, 02:38
Why am I thinking of a question to post here?

because everyone likes to belong. and posting a question on this thread is a form of belonging.

pretjah
28th April 2011, 02:39
Where is Noah's Ark?

probably deteriorated by now.

pretjah
28th April 2011, 02:39
Wish you were online right now, I need to know where I left my sunglasses.



thats an easy one....they were left in the last place you had them.

pretjah
28th April 2011, 02:40
What oil should I use in my Sportster?

not synthetic

pretjah
28th April 2011, 02:41
What is a bobber

a motorcycle that has been cut down to a minimilistic look.


opposite of a garbage wagon

pretjah
28th April 2011, 02:42
Why do the spell Philippines with a "Ph"
and Filipino with an "F"???

because it's easier to spell

Ireeman
28th April 2011, 02:45
probably deteriorated by now.

Now that is funny, not in a obtuse way but funny Haha.

Quebeker
28th April 2011, 02:49
Who's gonna win? Habs or Bruins?

pretjah
28th April 2011, 03:25
Who's gonna win? Habs or Bruins?

montreal







okay i cheated on that one

Horse
28th April 2011, 05:54
LOL. You guys are pretty good. :)

The larger ones are from a wolf, and the smaller ones are from a pet.

I was taught to hunt by my uncles. Each and every one left most of their sanity in vietnam, but brought back skills that a 10 year old boy shouldn't learn. Although teaching me I think may have grounded them a little more than they were when they first got back.

Horse
28th April 2011, 05:56
how about this, why is toilet tissue so small and facial tissue so large in comparrison?

mckey73
28th April 2011, 06:12
What was the premier NASCAR series called prior to the Winston Cup?

What is the shortest track NASCAR races on?

Will Juan Pablo Montoya win the Sprint Cup this year?

You got the first one right, Martinsville is the shortest track and the winner will come from the weeds.

FoxsterUK
28th April 2011, 07:42
One in four people are Chinese. In my family I don't think its my Mum (Rita) or Dad (Beau) or my brother (Kuan-Yin), so do you think it might be me?

bplinson
28th April 2011, 09:57
Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

~Grind~
28th April 2011, 10:51
Speaking of belly buttons.... Whats connected to the otherside of a belly button?

flashedwards
28th April 2011, 10:56
No, why do you ask, "Two Dogs Fooking"?

Klaatu Barada Necktie ?
Flash

MarcJames
28th April 2011, 13:21
What are this week's upcoming winning PowerBall numbers?

Thanks in advance.

Baphomet
28th April 2011, 13:35
thats an easy one....they were left in the last place you had them.

That's amazing, you were right!! Dude, you need to start your own website ... your abilities are uncanny.

ParrotHead
28th April 2011, 13:37
What's another word for synonym?

LuxBlue
28th April 2011, 14:30
If it's called a boxing ring, why is it square?

Stairman
28th April 2011, 14:33
Why do I ask stupid questions?:doh

pretjah
28th April 2011, 23:44
Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

i think they did

pretjah
28th April 2011, 23:45
Speaking of belly buttons.... Whats connected to the otherside of a belly button?

somethign very ticklish!!!!

pretjah
28th April 2011, 23:48
What are this week's upcoming winning PowerBall numbers?

Thanks in advance.

the ones that get pulled out of the machine

pretjah
28th April 2011, 23:49
What's another word for synonym?

exchangability

pretjah
28th April 2011, 23:50
If it's called a boxing ring, why is it square?

because it's a ring....(ring doesn't have to be circle)

pretjah
28th April 2011, 23:51
Why do I ask stupid questions?:doh

no such thing as stupid questions....just stupid people who ask questions that dont make sense....just kidding of course

LuxBlue
29th April 2011, 00:07
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Ireeman
29th April 2011, 00:10
My cat refuses to wear a watch....yet at precisely 0230 GMT time, it goes bezerk and attacks every upright leg in it's path, whether it be a table leg, couch, human or peg.

Should i replace cat with a killer rabbit or rehab the cat with Pink floyd "time" off the Darkside at extreme volume for days?

Bigeeboo
29th April 2011, 00:13
Whats your fav smell?

pretjah
29th April 2011, 00:17
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

driveway is the equivalent of walk way...as in the way to leave the house.

parkway doesn't make any sense!!! unless you've been on the gardenstate parkway in the summer on a saturday morning near the jersey shore...then it makes perfect sense!

pretjah
29th April 2011, 00:19
My cat refuses to wear a watch....yet at precisely 0230 GMT time, it goes bezerk and attacks every upright leg in it's path, whether it be a table leg, couch, human or peg.

Should i replace cat with a killer rabbit or rehab the cat with Pink floyd "time" off the Darkside at extreme volume for days?

killer rabbit would be awesome....and is a good name for a punk rock band

pretjah
29th April 2011, 00:20
Whats your fav smell?



GRASS (actual grass that is fresh cut)

hard to explain....but i'll try

when i was a kid and played soccer and baseball they'd cut the fields on saturday mornings before the games started....and i would walk to my games from my house...

i'd get about half way before i'd start smelling that scent...so now when ever i catch a whiff of that same smell it always makes me smile and think of a simpler time!

sportyblue
29th April 2011, 15:34
Here's a question for you..... ..You are checked into a motel....You're taking a bath.....you have shampoo all lathered up in your hair......and soap all over.....the fire alarm thingy goes off in the bathroom.....you're thinking to your self......sheesh that thing sure is sensitive....to steam you guess.....even so the water wasn't THAT hot.....that alarm thingy is really starting to become annoying......AH but someone runs into the bathroom and tells you.....the motel is on fire......they are evacuating the motel.....and there you are with a ton of shampoo in your hair.....What is your next move.....continue and finish up your bath....or jump out running out od the motel naked? One person stays behindwaiting for you.....either way ......IT TOTALLY SUCKS!!

FoxsterUK
29th April 2011, 15:58
Here's a question for you..... ..You are checked into a motel....You're taking a bath.....you have shampoo all lathered up in your hair......and soap all over.....the fire alarm thingy goes off in the bathroom.....you're thinking to your self......sheesh that thing sure is sensitive....to steam you guess.....even so the water wasn't THAT hot.....that alarm thingy is really starting to become annoying......AH but someone runs into the bathroom and tells you.....the motel is on fire......they are evacuating the motel.....and there you are with a ton of shampoo in your hair.....What is your next move.....continue and finish up your bath....or jump out running out od the motel naked? One person stays behindwaiting for you.....either way ......IT TOTALLY SUCKS!!If you are in a bath full of water I'd say you'd be fairly safe. I'd finish bathing, dry off on the roaring flames, then jump out the window to applause from the firemen for style.

sportyblue
29th April 2011, 17:20
If you are in a bath full of water I'd say you'd be fairly safe. I'd finish bathing, dry off on the roaring flames, then jump out the window to applause from the firemen for style.LMAO......didn't think about jumping out the window.....I was on the third floor......LOL
BY the time I was leaving the hallwaywas getting SMOKEY

Horse
29th April 2011, 18:30
I'd have to vote for running out naked if I were outside... for saftey's sake of course...

Phillober
29th April 2011, 18:31
Originally Posted by ParrotHead
What is the meaning of life?



the westminster Catechism says that the cheif end of man is to glorify God.

Wrong, it's 42

sportyblue
29th April 2011, 18:51
I'd have to vote for running out naked if I were outside... for saftey's sake of course...LMAO......Of course....for safety. Run out naked.....grab your phone but leave your daily does of synthroid there to go up in flames.......When time is of the essence it't amazing what choices you make.....nope....didn' grab the hair brush........Yikes.....LOL Puff goes the hair.....

pretjah
29th April 2011, 20:15
Here's a question for you..... ..You are checked into a motel....You're taking a bath.....you have shampoo all lathered up in your hair......and soap all over.....the fire alarm thingy goes off in the bathroom.....you're thinking to your self......sheesh that thing sure is sensitive....to steam you guess.....even so the water wasn't THAT hot.....that alarm thingy is really starting to become annoying......AH but someone runs into the bathroom and tells you.....the motel is on fire......they are evacuating the motel.....and there you are with a ton of shampoo in your hair.....What is your next move.....continue and finish up your bath....or jump out running out od the motel naked? One person stays behindwaiting for you.....either way ......IT TOTALLY SUCKS!!

my first reaction was...why would i be in a bath as a man...then i realized it was a lady posting this question so that made it acceptable....

so given that reasoning if it were me i'd have dunked myself in the water to get as much soap and shampoo off threw my dirty clothes on with out drying off and ran out side then.

Flame__
29th April 2011, 20:48
Why do light switches have "on" and "off" on them? If it's off, you can't read it, if it's on, it's pretty obvious, and if you flip it up and down and nothing happens, the bulb or power is out, and the switch is lying to you.

pretjah
29th April 2011, 21:27
Why do light switches have "on" and "off" on them? If it's off, you can't read it, if it's on, it's pretty obvious, and if you flip it up and down and nothing happens, the bulb or power is out, and the switch is lying to you.

dont forget a light switch may not be the only light in the room....plus there may also be an attached dimmer fade switch to that switch so you could have it in the on position and the dimmer all the way down and not know it

sportyblue
29th April 2011, 23:42
my first reaction was...why would i be in a bath as a man...then i realized it was a lady posting this question so that made it acceptable....

so given that reasoning if it were me i'd have dunked myself in the water to get as much soap and shampoo off threw my dirty clothes on with out drying off and ran out side then.

Just about what I did.....dunked my head ( usually I rinse the shampoo out with the shower head).....forgo the undies....threw on some cloths........stepped into some shoes....grab a couple of things and out the door I go....

LuxBlue
30th April 2011, 14:48
I'd have to vote for running out naked if I were outside... for saftey's sake of course...

Firemen might be able to use an extra hose anyway! :doh

Loner
30th April 2011, 15:42
In response to the tissue question why is facial tissue bigger than toilet tissue?
A: Which end puts out more Sh*t?

sportyblue
30th April 2011, 16:37
Firemen might be able to use an extra hose anyway! :dohThis just doesn't sound very nice......not exactly sure what it means but if you want to talk trashy about me or females in general all I can say is I'd just rather not hear it so you're going on my ignore list........

LuxBlue
30th April 2011, 16:56
This just doesn't sound very nice......not exactly sure what it means but if you want to talk trashy about me or females in general all I can say is I'd just rather not hear it so you're going on my ignore list........

So sorry SportyBlue! I certainly see why you wouldn't see the humor in it! I failed to notice it was you who had posted, It was a poor attempt at adolescent humor aimed at who I thought was a guy. That'll teach me not to pay attention when I'm reading a post! I certainly didn't mean any disrespect to you and I hope you forgive me......I'm not that much of a jerk!!

AsSeenOnTV
30th April 2011, 17:00
I have a question.

Why hasn't LuxBlue's thread about the hydraulic chain tensioner installation made it to a 'sticky' status yet?

http://xlforum.net/vbportal/forums/showthread.php?t=1098213

Horse
30th April 2011, 17:41
I'm fairly sure that was aimed at me Sporty.

LuxBlue
30th April 2011, 17:49
I'm fairly sure that was aimed at me Sporty.

Thanks Horse.....it was.

I didn't read all the posts and failed to see who had written the original "Stuck in a bath tub post."

sportyblue
30th April 2011, 18:05
So sorry SportyBlue! I certainly see why you wouldn't see the humor in it! I failed to notice it was you who had posted, It was a poor attempt at adolescent humor aimed at who I thought was a guy. That'll teach me not to pay attention when I'm reading a post! I certainly didn't mean any disrespect to you and I hope you forgive me......I'm not that much of a jerk!!OH.....OK. No worries

! It's forgotten...I

Ireeman
30th April 2011, 18:12
Is there anything worse than a Zombie on fire in your garage?

LuxBlue
30th April 2011, 18:53
OH.....OK. No worries

! It's forgotten...I


Thanks SportyBlue! :laugh

jjw
30th April 2011, 19:30
Is there anything worse than a Zombie on fire in your garage?

Ya......, having your Sporty on fire in the garage :wonderlan

Ireeman
30th April 2011, 20:04
Well none of my BIKES reside in the the garage now.

There was too much fighting late at night amongst them.

If i put a large single bowl of gas out for them......well, squabbles would entail.

The 2 stroke would want more oil in it, the Sporty would bark at the 2 stroke because it fired every time and did not like the smell of it.

The Big ass Katana would ignore everyone and just inhale all the gas, while the Vespa side car rig would just tremble in the corner.

They have separate stalls detached from the garage now. They visit the garage, get worked on and glare at the Sears tractor that holds fort.

Horse
30th April 2011, 20:53
Fiieerrry sporty stealing zombies are worse!

Ireeman
30th April 2011, 21:07
That's why the Killer Rabbit is there. It has access to a Nomex suit, now i don't care what comes in thru the door.......i do have to hide the bones though.

flashedwards
30th April 2011, 21:57
Ireeman...are you talkin' 'bout the Killer Rabbit of Caerdannog? You gotta watch him closely..he's a vicious bastard..he goes for the throat. The only sure fire way to dispose of him is to use the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch".
Be careful,
Flash

Ireeman
30th April 2011, 22:09
Ireeman...are you talkin' 'bout the Killer Rabbit of Caerdannog? You gotta watch him closely..he's a vicious bastard..he goes for the throat. The only sure fire way to dispose of him is to use the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch".
Be careful,
Flash

Yes brother Maynard gave him to me from this guy he knew, named......Tim, strange person he said he was. Anyway...

The rabbit seems well tempered and no viscous streak to speak off. I have a friend named Robin Nutsobrve , who claims to be a rabbit/bridge engineer and is coming over later this noon. So we will see.

The rabbit seems TOTALY harmless to me.

It seems to me anyway it's " always the same, a foul and cruel tempered rodent that is", I am giving this killer rabbit a chance.

Durockrolly
30th April 2011, 22:27
Well none of my BIKES reside in the the garage now.

There was too much fighting late at night amongst them.

If i put a large single bowl of gas out for them......well, squabbles would entail.

The 2 stroke would want more oil in it, the Sporty would bark at the 2 stroke because it fired every time and did not like the smell of it.

The Big ass Katana would ignore everyone and just inhale all the gas, while the Vespa side car rig would just tremble in the corner.

They have separate stalls detached from the garage now. They visit the garage, get worked on and glare at the Sears tractor that holds fort.

Starve those little bastards for two or three days. That'll change their attitude!!! I had japanese, Brit and American in my garage. They didn't get along for shit.
Then one day I took away the girls, booze and weed and let it be known it wasn't coming back until they got along.
Today you can walk in my garage and get Sushi and a Newcastle while watching Then came Bronson!!!;)

flashedwards
30th April 2011, 22:28
Yeh, I know Tim also..."Tim the Enchanter" is what he goes by if I can remember correctly. Wise up Bruddah...the hare can't be trusted...I've seen him in action!
Flash

Ireeman
30th April 2011, 22:39
What...really, Brother Maynard did look a little distressed when he dropped that cute little bunny off.

Ireeman
30th April 2011, 22:46
Starve those little bastards for two or three days. That'll change their attitude!!! I had japanese, Brit and American in my garage. They didn't get along for shit.
Then one day I took away the girls, booze and weed and let it be known it wasn't coming back until they got along.
Today you can walk in my garage and get Sushi and a Newcastle while watching Then came Bronson!!!;)

I am belly laughing so hard.......but thru the tears i know your right.

Time to toughen up...i own dis her hacienda.

Though the Hemp going to be tough on the Sporty.

pretjah
1st May 2011, 01:23
In response to the tissue question why is facial tissue bigger than toilet tissue?
A: Which end puts out more Sh*t?

mmmmhhh because you only use 1 sheet of facial tissue and like 10 toilet tissues

pretjah
1st May 2011, 01:23
I have a question.

Why hasn't LuxBlue's thread about the hydraulic chain tensioner installation made it to a 'sticky' status yet?

http://xlforum.net/vbportal/forums/showthread.php?t=1098213

because the mods on that forum haven't done it yet.

pretjah
1st May 2011, 01:24
Is there anything worse than a Zombie on fire in your garage?

a zombie not on fire in your bedroom perhaps

Brad
1st May 2011, 01:26
Toilet paper - over or under?

sportyblue
1st May 2011, 02:09
Thanks SportyBlue! :laugh
My misinterpretation....sorry for jumping to conclusions.

LuxBlue
1st May 2011, 02:16
My misinterpretation....sorry for jumping to conclusions.

No worries....I can see why you would have!

I should read more carefully before posting and then probably not post! :doh

bplinson
1st May 2011, 07:36
Volkswagon's used to come standard with Fahrvergnügen. If the Fahrvergnügen on your older Volkswagon breaks, how do oyu fix it?

bplinson
1st May 2011, 12:28
Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out and who is left?

flashedwards
1st May 2011, 12:37
The other guy.
Flash

Hogwylde
1st May 2011, 14:11
Will I really go blind and grow hair on my hand?

Horse
1st May 2011, 14:41
What if the flaming zombie also has the Holy Handgrenade of Antioche?

pretjah
2nd May 2011, 02:01
Toilet paper - over or under?

99.9999999% of the time OVER!

there are very few times it shouldbe under....my parents .5 bath downstairs is vERY small and if the paper is over it hits you leg...so that is a time you can put it under.

pretjah
2nd May 2011, 02:01
Volkswagon's used to come standard with Fahrvergnügen. If the Fahrvergnügen on your older Volkswagon breaks, how do oyu fix it?

more fiber in your diet!

pretjah
2nd May 2011, 02:02
Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out and who is left?

the other guy

pretjah
2nd May 2011, 02:03
Will I really go blind and grow hair on my hand?



are you staring at the sun and using rogain as lubricant?

pretjah
2nd May 2011, 02:03
What if the flaming zombie also has the Holy Handgrenade of Antioche?



then you better hope you're holding the remote control!