Just for fun (cos I is off sick and i iz bored)

If you answer the question, you got to then ask one...

Who knows we might learn something! (Then again it may just descend into chaos and hilarity - that would be okay too)


Q: How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

A: He followed the PT Barnum Theorum that there's a sucker born every minute

Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

A:The cock !
Q: what did the mum tomato say to the baby tomato ?

A: Trick question. Tomatoes don't talk, they sign. Everybody knows that!

Q: What was the best thing before sliced bread?

A: Yeast. Cause it's used to make beer

B: How did the rabbit get on the airplane?

A:the gate was left open


Q: why did I click on this thread?

a. you had nothing better to do.

q. why does a centipede have a hundred legs?

a. because it'd be pretty hard to walk on 100 noses.

q. what is it and how can it be cured?

It's a fever and you need more cowbell.

Q) If you travel in a car at the speed of light and turn on the headlights, will they work?

A: A ham, with either sugar or salt.

Q:The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?

a. home shopping network

q. why is our president a dick?

A: He's not a dick; he's a George. Dick left the White House years ago.

Q: If you play a blank CD with the volume at full blast, does the mime next door get mad?

No, but he's part of the silent majority.

If you were to be stranded on a planet inhabited by giant lobster-like beings, and could only bring one type of fruit, what type would you bring?

a. tiny tim

q. how high can a fly fly?

A. As high as he wants.




Q. Why me?

Why not....:wonderlan :wonderlan :wonderlan

Why do they call it a girl's bike?????

A: why not?

Q: why cant I turn off the movie "mallrats"?

Why not....:wonderlan :wonderlan :wonderlan

Why do they call it a girl's bike?????

A: why not?

Q: why cant I turn off the movie "mallrats"?

Whoa!!
That's weird, same answer at the same time!
:smoke

A: why not?

Q: why cant I turn off the movie "mallrats"?

You lost the remote.

What does a fly drop like?

a: sack of S$#(T.

What is the answer to all things?

A: Jesus

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

A: 7

Q: Why do they use a sterilized needle to give a lethal injection?

A: 7

Q: Why do they use a sterilized needle to give a lethal injection?

A: Because of possible disease & infections in the room they use. Actually it's a series of shots done automatically by a machine. (least what I saw on tv)

Q: If God was the creator of everything, then who made God?

A: The Gideons. Go to a hotel room, and you'll see. They're in the Bible before anyone.

Q: Was the dictionary writer cruel or inconsiderate when he spelled "lisp" with an S?

more of a wicked pisser.

What is the sound on one hand clap?

sounds like a popcorn fart.

See signature for nest question.......................................... .................................................. .............

The carbon footprint of this thread is too large.

The carbon footprint of this thread is too large.

you did not answer question nor did you ask one. you go now! just kidding.

I'll answer your question....stupid is as stupid does.

Q: If a tree fell in the forrest and no one heard it, would anyone even care?

A: Yes, someone in green peace would probably cry!

B: If your wife is yelling at you through the front door, and your dog is barking at the back door - who do you let in first?

I'll answer your question....stupid is as stupid does.

Q: If a tree fell in the forrest and no one heard it, would anyone even care?

to quote a modern day prophet "thats funny rite there I dont care who ya are!":D

I'll answer your question....stupid is as stupid does.

Q: If a tree fell in the forrest and no one heard it, would anyone even care?

You would if it fell on your house!

Why did it take a bunch of English art school students to bring Blues to the masses?

Because only a few were paying attention to the Blacks and the real Blues.
But really now, wasn't it Elvis that showed the masses the Blues?

Does a man ever win an argument with a woman that doesn't end with "yes dear"?
Ted

Because only a few were paying attention to the Blacks and the real Blues.
But really now, wasn't it Elvis that showed the masses the Blues?

Does a man ever win an argument with a woman that doesn't end with "yes dear"?
Ted


a- If a man wins an argument with a woman with something else than "yes dear", usually he is sent to jail.

q- I am freezing my a$$ off today. Why did Al Gore lie to us about the "warming" part?

Gore was only talking about the states, you all up north are on your own, eh?
Ted

-Time out-
Gore was only talking about the states, you all up north are on your own, eh?
Ted

That would almost makes sense, if it wasn't so damn cold on the south side of the border. It was -22*F in Omaha last Friday.:smoke

Back to the program.

is "eh?" a valid question??? I know it works in certain parts of the country/continent... I think there should be a ruling...

anyway, here's one...
If you rip the wings off of a fly, do you now call it a walk?

what program?

is "eh?" a valid question??? I know it works in certain parts of the country/continent... I think there should be a ruling...

anyway, here's one...
If you rip the wings off of a fly, do you now call it a walk?

No, that's not PC.

Why are there so many questions about flies?

a). because the spider threads have died.

q). who will be the next vice president?

Charlie Manson

Why?

A: Because I said so.

Q:Are we there yet?

The answer to that is always: NO!

Who said there was treasure?

Captain Kidd

Why do Scots love sheep?? :smoke


Off-topic: How ya feelin Bill?

they taste like chicken................


Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and buns come in packs of 8

Captain Kidd

Why do Scots love sheep?? :smoke


Off-topic: How ya feelin Bill?

I do not want to know?

Who wants to know why Scots love sheep?

Captain Kidd

Why do Scots love sheep?? :smoke


Off-topic: How ya feelin Bill?


Because Goats don't return phone calls


Why do Scots wear kilts?

to easily hide those 2 extra hot dogs leftover in the package.

what doesn't go in a hotdog?

A. Meat



Q. Why do mosquitoes even exist?

to make you miserable.
So if a mime is in the forest by himself, and he trips and falls on his face, does he make a sound?

yes, but it's silent....

how does a blind man know when he's done wiping his ass?

Ww

When his fingers don't stink.

If you are blind and deaf, how could you be taught to speak?

Very pointy braille pages

When you open a door into a darkened room, why doesn't the dark come in to the light?

A: It does...the dark that defects takes on employment as invisible ink for spies.

Q: If I listen closely to the sound of nothing falling all around is it nothing really though astounding If I hear nothing resounding.

A. Maybe.



Q. Do you smell that?

A: Yes, and I'm wishing I didn't.

Q: Why do kids wait until bedtime to realize they're hungry again?

A: Because that movie you didn't want them to watch just started.

Q: Whose glass is that?

Who's ever lip prints are on it

Is Vuja De when you know it hasn't happened to you before?

A: I don't care, its empty now

Q: Why do people cut off semi trucks when they are both coming to a stop?

your missing a leg!

whats the difference between right and wrong

A: so they dont have to wait for the Rig to up shift thru all there gears, everyone want to get somewhere yesterday..

Q: Will we ever un-ass Iraq..?

We will leave when we have a president that isnt an idiot and isnt beholden to the oil companies or contractors.

Who's gonna win next November?

The oil companies.....

What did I eat for lunch?

Bacon!

What is my favorite color?

Black

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center?

three

why is toilet paper so small and nose tissues so big?

A: Because nobody likes a brown noser.

Q: How do you punish a Capital?

A Make him stand in the corner

Q Where's all the white women at?

A: Shopping!

Q: If a chicken and a half, can lay an egg and a half, in a day and a half, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?

A Boxer two

Why don't chaps have asses.

Dunno but it chaps my ass.

Why do Drive-Thru ATM's have braille on the keypad?

A: Cause sometimes I am seeing double

Q: How does it work?

it doesn't==it's geting unemployment checks

Q--what Sportster look like if your knees bent the other direction

it doesn't==it's geting unemployment checks

Q--what Sportster look like if your knees bent the other direction

If your knees are bent in the other direction - You really won't care!

Q - Who the Hell let Jimi back in?

Q - Who the Hell let Jimi back in?

Me

What is a Yankee?

derek jeter

why does it burn when i pee

A. the home depot manager let Jimi back in.


Q. Why is common sense so uncommon?

Because there's not enough to go around.

How much room do you actually need to swing a cat?

too slow on the draw, mods feel free to delete.

So you can spread them thick on toast

Why does greenpeace send flyers to get help saving the rainforest

How much room do you actually need to swing a cat?

Not a lot but I wouldn't post the video

How come no one would answer 07883low's question?

Because I didn't want him to know his wife gave it to me too.

Of all the things you've lost, what do you miss the most?

A: My puppy

Q: How come it doesn't fit in there?

A: My puppy

Q: How come it doesn't fit in there?

Viagra

Who let the dogs out?

a- the neighbors cat

q- what happened to the neighbors cat?

It climbed up a tree and acted like a nut.

If the world is really going to hell in a handbasket, who's holding the basket?

A: The big bad wolf

Q: Why doesn't it stop when it is asked to?

Because it's having too much fun.

If hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone, why do people say "it's cold as hell"?
(oops! I may have breached the no religious discussion clause)


Not a lot but I wouldn't post the video


You've tempted me so...

No cats were harmed in the making of this video. Honest :wonderlan

cuz they're talking about hell, michigan in january!

why are planets round?

a- cause a square one won't fit in a bl
back hole

Q= if a sportster is supposed to be a gorls bike why dose mine have balls?

a- cause a square one won't fit in a bl
back hole

Q= if a sportster is supposed to be a gorls bike why dose mine have balls?

Cos your a transvestite slut...

Does Happiness really exist?

a- only if you are a transvesite slut on sportster

Q- how come i feel dirty now?

Because the shaft needs polishing.

Is it really playing with it if you shake it more than once?

a. only if it's your buddies.
q. what if the whole world farted at once?

A - The Middle East wouldnt be important anymore
Q - Would you buy a jar of farts off e-bay if a supermodel made it? (the farts, not the jar)

Only if it was still sealed in it's original packaging.

Is it wrong to let the dog lick peanut butter off your nuts?

only if they're unsalted

why do the nuts taste different

Didn't know they did.

Do they?

ask the dog

what is nougat made out of?

A- three consonants and three vowels

Q- Who the f#(% wanted YOUR input?

A: Kiltbill

Q: If there's no more room, then what am I supposed to do with the rest of them?

A- three consonants and three vowels

Q- Who the f#(% wanted YOUR input?


A- KiltBill. See post #1.

Q- What should the next question be?

A. This one
Q. Will this thread go past 500 posts?

A: If it keeps going at this pace

Q: Why can't I find it?

It was never lost...(check your pockets)

Where are we going?

A: If it keeps going at this pace

Q: Why can't I find it?

Careful, if you find it, you may get it.

What is "it" anyway?

Careful, if you find it, you may get it.

What is "it" anyway?

Information Technology

Why is there air?

A. The air as we know it was formed when plants began cracking carbon dioxide and producing oxygen. Before that, the atmosphere which had evaporated from the molten rock earth was after the collision with what became the moon contained mainly carbon dioxide and nitrogen.

Air is a mixture of gases which are too light to form liquids or solids at surface temperature and too heavy to escape earth's gravity. Main components are nitrogen (78%), oxygen (20%) and argon (1%). The rest are a range of other molecules as well as some solids or liquids suspended in small particles.


Q. If my wife says something in the middle of the forest when nobody is around to hear it, is she still a pain in the ass?

A-Absolutely.

Q-If people are from apes,why are there still apes ?

Someone has to eat the bananas.


How do you do it?

A: Three turns right to 50, 2 turns left to 15, then kick it.

Q: The ripcord broke, now what?

A: pull the spare shoot.

Q: How did captain hook wipe?

A: painfully

Q: What kind of dog is that?

I didnt think it was a dog.

What do chickens think we taste like?

Frog Legs


Did you wipe carefully?

Did you wipe carefully?

always...


front to back or back to front?

Sideways and across.

What kind of bear is best?

A. Polar




Q. How do I get rid of this cold?

Q. How do I get rid of this cold?

you dont. you suffer like I do.


q....
why is it called a cold?

Ask webmd.


Does color exist without light?

Does color exist without light?

yes. the absence of light is black.


would you be who you are without a motorcycle?

yes. the absence of light is black.


would you be who you are without a motorcycle?

myself but without a bike.

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

What the hell's a parachute?

Q - It's hard to lose and you can never get it back, what is it?

Virginiy
Q: why aren't we there yet?

Because we never left.

Do all roads lead there?

Yes!
If scientists know the elements of carbon dioxide why can't they dismantle it?

Because it's dat mantle, not dis one.

What does it take to screw up a one car parade?

A: A flat tire

B: If there was an element named "Moronium" - what would it's atomic mass be?

A: A flat tire

B: If there was an element named "Moronium" - what would it's atomic mass be?

Around here there is enough moronium to form a black hole.

How much moronium does it take to form a black hole?

Around here there is enough moronium to form a black hole.

How much moronium does it take to form a black hole?

Not much!

When will the pms end?

Not much!

When will the pms end?


A: When the Sporty stops being a Girls Bike...


Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road?

Her eGlide was over there.


Why is a chicken riding an eGlide?

Because it's a girls bike.

Why is infinity?

Because the number 8 fell over drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To check out the Sporty.

Wheres Waldo?

Because the number 8 fell over drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It saw the Free Range sign.

What is Happiness?

It saw the Free Range sign.

What is Happiness?


A: Cruising down the open road on my Sporty!!!! :tour:tour:tour



Q: Where did that oil under my bike come from?

From someones 1250 conversion....

How much is a nickel worth?

How much is a nickel worth?
Quarter of an oz.

What color is a white horse?

White.


Why do I keep tearing my bike apart?

You're jealous of the Ironhead riders.

Why do little old ladies drive such big cars?

Why do little old ladies drive such big cars? Because they can.

Why do people get so Pissed when I flick Boogers on their windshield as I drive by?

Because it takes up room reserved for the bird shit.

What happend to all the crap the Professor made while he was on the island?

What happened to all the crap the Professor made while he was on the island?Skipper made Gilligan Bury it. Ginger kept stepping in it and tracking it into the Hut.

Why is it that when you Fart around Strangers, they look at you like you just tried to kill them, but when you Fart with your friends, they laugh?

A: Because your friends put up with your shit

Q: What colour is a mirror?

A)Whatever color is in front of it
Q)What's the difference between a 57 chevy and a pile of dead hookers?

The Chevy is valuable.

Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Yes, those are fruit loops

Why are black lights purple?

So's Riddick can see them without hurting his eyes.

If you have a black and white dog, is the licence fee cheaper?

A. no, but the welfare check may vary...depending on the amount of puppies.

Q. why do water chestnuts chew like apples, look like potatoes and have no flavor?

They were designed by a little old lady, an irishman, and a guy that's smoked 3 packs a day for 40 years.


I keep hearing about global warming, where is it?

A: It's in al gore's head. it sarted about the same time he invented the internet.

Q: What's up with Mrs.Claus? Santa can only come once a year.

A: have you seen Mrs. Claus if i was hitin that id only come once a year too.

Q: If snow white had sexors with sleepy the drawf how tall would their child be at age 13?

About up to here, jsut below where this line is.

Q: Which dork designed this Mac without 2 mouse buttons????????

Santa can only come once a year.

Where are you getting this crap from ?
guess what your getting for Christmas this year :shhhh

guess who

JR Ewing

Why did she say size didn't matter?

JR Ewing

Why did she say size didn't matter?


A: Because she had already been through the basketball, football, soccer, wrestling, and chess teams...... and couldn't feel anything anymore...


Q: Why did the girl get a tattoo of a turkey on her left inner thigh and a tatoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh?

It was a misgiving!
Why are Hogs disliked by other bikers?

A: Because they're jealous.

Q: What is the capitol of Belize?

A. No one cared enough to name one

Q. Where the hell did Santa Claus just come from? No presents for me.

He was on vacation at a mustang ranch in Navada.

If the apes of "Planet of the Apes" were so smart, why didn't they have razors?

a. because it'd be pretty hard to walk on 100 noses.

q. what is it and how can it be cured?

It's a fever and you need more cowbell.

Q) If you travel in a car at the speed of light and turn on the headlights, will they work?


I'm sorry to interrupt this thread, but that's just friggin' funny. :laugh

A. they liked hairy backed females

Q. if an unstoppable meteor hits an unmovable planet, where will the mice run to?

If the apes of "Planet of the Apes" were so smart, why didn't they have razors?

A. They didn't feel the need to shave and disavow their ape lineage.




Q. Age before beauty?



<<This is a pain if someone posts while you're working on the question...>>

A: Age takes a backseat to beauty

Q: Who is the funniest person in the world?

A. they liked hairy backed females

Q. if an unstoppable meteor hits an unmovable planet, where will the mice run to?

Up the clock of course.

If you keep doing it will you REALLY go blind?

Only if you get it in your eye.

If a deaf man farts, does it make any noise?

Only if you get it in your eye.

If a deaf man farts, does it make any noise?

No. But it still stinks.

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Only if the dipping sauce is in really big containers.

Why is toilet paper so thin

A: how else do you expect it to get into all the cracks and crannies?

Q: why is toilet paper so rough?

So blind people can feel when they're done.

Why are wash towels so small, but hand towels so big?

Because Earth is third from the Sun.

Just exactly what kind of degree does Dr. Pepper have?

A: 98.6


Q: A box contains two coins. One coin is heads on both sides and the other is heads on one side and tails on the other. One coin is selected from the box at random and the face of one side is observed. If the face is heads what is the probability that the other side is heads?

Red.


If it rains the day after Saturday, is it still called SUNday?

Red.


If it rains the day after Saturday, is it still called SUNday?

A: Only if they can still run the NASCAR race.

Q: Which weighs more, a pound or feathers, or a pound of lead?

Depends on which falls on you and if the feathers are tightly packed.

How do they get the teflon to stick to the pans?

A: Teflon Tape

Q: Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

A. No, I'm waiting for summer. My travel agent told me that right now it's high season over there; you won't be able to get a room in that town 'till May.

Q. If you plan to fail and are successful, which did you do?

Q. If you plan to fail and are successful, which did you do?

A. Both... I successfully failed.




Q. If you fail to plan and succeed anyways, what's the point in planning?

To give project managers something to do.

If you plan and are successful, how do you know it was due to the plan?

To give project managers something to do.

If you plan and are successful, how do you know it was due to the plan?


A. You don't.


Q. Should I change careers and become a project manager? :wonderlan

To give project managers something to do.

If you plan and are successful, how do you know it was due to the plan?

It was never due to the plan, planning is a waste of time.

If time is of the essence, what is it the essence of?

Keeping everything from happening all at once.

Why is the alphabet in the order that it is?

Yeah, really..... my keyboard starts like this:

QWERTY..........

Why does it hurt when I pee?

You're holding on too tight.

Why is paper always stongest at the perforations?

To test your patience.

Is it really darkest before the dawn?

Ask Hillary... :laugh:laugh


Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways??? :D

Ask Hillary... :laugh:laugh


Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways??? :D

Because we have lost sight of the nuances of the English language.

Q: Why do we ride?

For the lean brother.

Why do I love reading this thread?

A: Because you're Shameless.

Q: Why am I asking a question?

A. Because that's the point of this completely useless thread.

Q. If a useless thread serves as entertainment is it really useless?

A. Because that's the point of this completely useless thread.

Q. If a useless thread serves as entertainment is it really useless?


A> entertainment is a waste of "productive" time, therefore could be considered useless.


Q> What could be considered "productive" use of your time?

A> entertainment is a waste of "productive" time, therefore could be considered useless.


Q> What could be considered "productive" use of your time?

A: An activity which, in the end, results in something, tangible or non-tangible, being accomplished.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

What is the meaning of life?

Because 7 8 9.

What is the meaning of life?



a. To experience life to it's fullest while you're here.

q. What does it mean to "value" something? As in, "I value my heritage/culture/upbringing/possessions, etc..

It means you're covering for other personal insecurities.

Does anyone really care what Brittany did today? (I know I don't)

NO!

How far into a tunnel can you go?

to the other side!

have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Until the end.

Bill, are you feeling better?


Why do the crime cops use flashlights? They can solve a crime in 1hr but don't know how to flip a switch.

NO!

How far into a tunnel can you go?

Halfway, after that you're going out.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

A) 50 pounds

Q) Why are bikers always "the scary looking dude, who later, is the nicest guy you could meet?"

Who said I was scary looking?

Who said I was nice?

Who said I was scary looking?

Who said I was nice?



A> The little old lady you stopped and helped change tires for on the freeway....

Q> Who cut the cheese?

Mack the knife.

How pregnant are you?

Not at all.

What is that smell?

It's not really like sewage... more like toothpaste, or something like that. It pervades the closet and the little hallway area around it. I'm worried that it's going to get into my clothes, and that it might be a sign of something else.







Q. How big is big?

bigger than big.

why am I not surprised this thread is still going?

Because it's so much fun.

Anybody know the number for 911?

Because it's so much fun.

Anybody know the number for 911?

A. dial 411 and ask.

Q. are there really more fish in the sea?

A: only when its saturday, and you have the day off

Q: How do I get the itching and burning to go away?

A. Preperation H will solve the itching and burning.

b. How do you think dave got the Hemmoroids?

Ironhead. Or as Dad said, Hard head = soft ass.

How much head does a beer have?

A: Not as much as I would like to have

Q: Why did I decide to put so much f@&king chrome on my sporty?

So you could find it at night.


Why does Kari Ann still have that mole?

So you could find it at night.


Why does Kari Ann still have that mole?

A. Moles make great pets

Q. what's in my pocket?

A. Moles make great pets

Q. what's in my pocket?


a- I don't know but I hope you're not happy to see me.

q- What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

Blue (away)

Why do fishermen on the bank cast to the middle of the lake and the fishermen in the boat cast to the bank?

Because they should all just get along.

Why do talking fish freak us out?

Because their breath stinks like fish

Who decided a clock runs clockwise?

The mice.

Why is what you lost, always in the last place you look?

Because their breath stinks like fish

Who decided a clock runs clockwise?

The Clock God

Why do talking fish freak us out?

Because we understand them.

Why did glh ask the same question twice?

Because we understand them.

Why did glh ask the same question twice?


a- To see if you were paying attention.

q- What is the speed of dark?

a- To see if you were paying attention.

q- What is the speed of dark?

It depends where you are standing.

Q - What question would you ask?

It depends where you are standing.

Q - What question would you ask?


a- Do witches run spell checkers?

q- How come wrong numbers are never busy?

q- Do witches run spell checkers?

a- When I am a witch I do, or at least I should.

q- How come wrong numbers are never busy?

a- Why are we, as highly intelligent beings, so often dumb?

Because we understand them.

Why did glh ask the same question twice?

Because he needed to know about the talking fish.

Was my double questioning out of bounds?

No I was just wondering and it counted as my question just like this counts as my answer.

If you fart in a submarine does the pressure equalize?

No I was just wondering and it counted as my question just like this counts as my answer.

If you fart in a submarine does the pressure equalize?

I am stumped.

Are there any Submariners in the crowd that can answer?

No, it's just muffled due to the pressure!

Is there much room between a rock and a hard place?

usually enough to get yourself stuck in it....

What do I do with my dog with no legs?

usually enough to get yourself stuck in it....

What do I do with my dog with no legs?

a- Carry him around.

q- How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

By helicopter.

Why do people touch wet paint when there is a sign that tells them it's wet?

By helicopter.

Why do people touch wet paint when there is a sign that tells them it's wet?

A. Never believe anything you read

Q. do you believe me?

Yes, No, Yes, No, Hell I don't know.

Why did I stay home to read this stuff?

Because if you didn't read this, you'd be reading about "Super Tuesday"..:frownthre


Was Bruce Lee really as tough as people make him out to be???

Yes I watched him on TV. I believe everything I see on TV.

Is the black Sportster really the best?

If it's the only one you got.
Where's Monica's dress?
Swank

For sale on the bay of E.


Why did the cow jump over the moon?

It didn't. It was shot in a studio, as part of a government coverup.

What would horsepower be like if it had been a weak horse that it was associated to?

Chihuahua Power

Who put the dick on the snowman? (thnx Rodney Carrington)

Chihuahua Power

Who put the dick on the snowman? (thnx Rodney Carrington)

Sorry about that.


If vegetable oil is made from vegetables and olive oil is made from olives, what's baby oil made from?

A: Babies...duh

Q: If one is the loneliest number, then why doesn't it try e-harmony.com?

A: Babies...duh

Q: If one is the loneliest number, then why doesn't it try e-harmony.com?

Because lonely is self-complete, brave, and aware.

Q: Why are fossils old?

A: They find new fossils all the time.

Q: If you put peanut butter on a cat's back, will it still land on it's feet?

A. only if its crunchy!
Q. Why do gals wear skimpy clothes then yell, what you looking at!

A. only if its crunchy!
Q. Why do gals wear skimpy clothes then yell, what you looking at!


a- I dont know but your avatar just yelled at me.

q- If corn can't hear, why does it have an ear?

A: sorry I can't hear ya

Q: if a man and a woman fight in the forrest is he still wrong?

He's never wrong, she's just overly confident.

Why do people call it a "Hot" water heater?

Because a "cold" water heater makes too much sense.

Do you embrace the world in your heart?