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jarhead
24th February 2008, 03:46
I ate dinner at the Dry Beaver Thursday night. :D

Anyone got any?

Brad
24th February 2008, 03:49
Hoof Hearted Outfitters

http://www.hoofheartedoutfitters.com/

ParrotHead
24th February 2008, 03:52
I ate dinner at the Dry Beaver Thursday night. :D

Anyone got any?

Don't they have medication for that? :roflblack

There is a gas station with a garage near me called Dick and Rips :doh

jarhead
24th February 2008, 03:53
Thats pretty good. The Beaver had T-shirts for sale, and when I asked a waitress how much they cost, she replied that if I played my cards right, I could get it for free. I think what she had in mind would have cost me half in the divorce settlement! Alas, no t-shirt.

t&tkennels
24th February 2008, 04:10
:laughMy brother use to work for a company called Delong erection co.They built office buildings.

Billsxl1200c
24th February 2008, 04:17
The cleaning company my wife hired to clean our house is called "Anna's Experienced Polish Girls"!! :laugh

Davemandu
24th February 2008, 04:32
We have a funeral home here in buffalo, ny called - AMIGONE FUNERAL HOME

ShadenGheist
24th February 2008, 04:57
This looks like it might be an interesting place to sleep. :smokehttp://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/459292/bigdickshalfwayinn.jpg

hog rider
24th February 2008, 05:06
we had a little store here that got food and stuff from trucks that wrecked but now is closed it was called wrecktom foods.

rfranz1952
24th February 2008, 06:05
Then there is always Cheatum Insurance:p

Martyvz
24th February 2008, 06:19
I always got a kick out of www.penisland.net

The actual name of the company is Pen Island.....they sell pens!

BWP 5p
24th February 2008, 06:21
Tool and Die Shop.....had to be "different" to work there, but they couldn't keep employees very long:doh

Lickmi Tool and Die:doh:laugh

nemosengineer@yahoo.com
24th February 2008, 06:27
Rong Fu machine tools:p
http://www.rongfu.com/index.htm
: Mike :tour

Vegas1200C
24th February 2008, 06:28
Pho Kim Long is a Vietnamese restaurant in Vegas. We also have the Slanted Clam and the Pink Taco.

nemosengineer@yahoo.com
24th February 2008, 06:31
Pho Kim Long is a Vietnamese restaurant in Vegas. We also have the Slanted Clam and the Pink Taco.

I like the "Pink Taco":p

: Mike:tour

Rascal
24th February 2008, 07:47
There's a small town located about 100 miles south of St. Louis, MO., it's called KNOB LICK.

havi0412c
24th February 2008, 07:53
How 'bout the Cum-N-Go? Its a chain of gas stations in Wyoming and Montana.

64physhy
24th February 2008, 08:18
I saw a pic of a store in Korea- Kum Suk jewelry. Here's another one my wife or I took. Don't remember if it was China Town in San Francisco, or if it was in Hong Kong.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/64physhy/WestPacWarSingaporeHongKongWildAnim.jpg

dashadow
24th February 2008, 22:34
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a255/ahuacate/paddlecreek.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a255/ahuacate/deepshitcattleco.jpg

Rebil79
25th February 2008, 00:45
Kaka trucker. A septic cleaning company.



Rebil

Vegas1200C
25th February 2008, 00:48
How 'bout the Cum-N-Go? Its a chain of gas stations in Wyoming and Montana.

A friend of mine from Iowa called them the "Ejaculate and Evacuate".

sportsterfreak05
25th February 2008, 00:53
Porch monkeys Deck service - one call and we swing into action!

Gotti and Gambino Concrete services

Johnsons erection services - guaranteed quick erections, Bldg place.

:clap

ParrotHead
25th February 2008, 00:53
There's a small town located about 100 miles south of St. Louis, MO., it's called KNOB LICK.

If we are talking about towns, then there is always Intercourse PA

NoTrace34
25th February 2008, 01:14
Liquor Quicker in MD.

Gone
25th February 2008, 02:32
This looks like it might be an interesting place to sleep. :smokehttp://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/459292/bigdickshalfwayinn.jpg

As I recall, they have liquor in the front and poker in the rear!

trollingforwalleye
25th February 2008, 02:42
I fished Lake Michigan in a charter boat called The Bald Beaver. And yes..I have the T=Shirt:banana

havi0412c
25th February 2008, 02:47
The G spot, it's a strip club in Guam

ParrotHead
25th February 2008, 02:47
There was the fishing boat Sea Whore I came across while rinding in Delmarva south of Ocean City NJ

http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/877/medium/Sea_Whore_Sept_07.JPG

BillSmith
25th February 2008, 02:49
Exit sign in Southern California...

ParrotHead
25th February 2008, 03:31
In the Pocono Mountains in PA, there is an exit sign off one of the roads for a town called Scot Run.

Innocent enough name, but at 60 mph and glancing out of the corner of your eye, it reads Scrotum.

Everyone I have been in a car with passing that sign has said the same thing, and that is before the drinking started ...

shameless
25th February 2008, 03:49
http://www.aduiepyle.com/images/bnnr/h_ADuiePyleCompanies.gif

debster
25th February 2008, 03:56
This one always gives me a chuckle:

http://home.rochester.rr.com/warbird14571/Misc/StiffNipplesAC.jpg

wasteddog
25th February 2008, 22:22
There is a funeral hom here called Giddy Funeral Homes

gamhill
25th February 2008, 22:31
Beaver Divers - Dive shop in CO

PlanB
25th February 2008, 22:44
This is a cool place that's halfway between Anchorage and Fairbanks, Alaska:

http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/8/skinny-dicks_321.jpg

http://motonut.smugmug.com/photos/87639438-M.jpg

Skinny Dick's is just south of the town of North Pole, Alaska (pop...approx 2,000)

http://motonut.smugmug.com/photos/93170064-M.jpg

celtic
25th February 2008, 22:55
saw a place in Ireland named

KNOBS and KNOCKERS

celtic
25th February 2008, 22:56
web pics i've found:

http://www.davidlebovitz.com/archives/img/0306/bunghole.jpg

http://boortz.com/images/funny/bunghole_liquors.jpg

SportyJoe
25th February 2008, 23:12
Used to be a Topless Bar in Ft. Worth called "Filthy McNasties"

I dont have the article because this happened years ago, but it got into Penthouse magazine. There was an Auto Parts store a couple of blocks from house That I grew up in, called "Dicks Auto Supply". Anyway, a realestate company came in and put in a Strip mall where the Auto Supply store once was. The Auto supply store had to move to the back side of the srtip mall so It could no longer be seen from the street.. They owners started to loose business so they decided to put up a sign to tell their patrons where the new store was... Anyway they put up this sign out on the side of the major street that ran buy the store.. I dont think they thought about what they were doing, because the sign just read "Dicks in Rear" and had a big arrow on it.. And yes it actually did make it into Penthouse magazine.

A buddy of mine took a ski vacation to Colorado, he brought me back some matches from a combination Liquor Store and Night Club? the liquor store was called "Beaver Liquors" and what ever the second establishment was was called "Lips 2" so the matches read "Beaver Liquors and Lipps 2"

rabidchimp
26th February 2008, 07:18
Though not as cool as some of those...my business name is Rabid Chimp.
-Aaron

Takingabreak
26th February 2008, 07:31
Since we are adding town names to this list, I will submit my personal favorite.....Weed California.

http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/medium/IMG_0618.jpg

Add your own joke.

But the college of the Syskues is on the other side of the freeway(I-5) and the sign used to read Weed left, and College right.

It kept getting stolen so they changed it.

d_eggman2
17th September 2009, 16:17
http://beaverliquor.homestead.com/files/beaver_liquor_store.jpg
http://beaverliquor.homestead.com/files/SIGN.jpg

linkage (http://beaverliquor.homestead.com/)

williamv1203
17th September 2009, 16:27
There is a company here in The U.K. called Frost Auto Restoration Techniques

http://www.frost.co.uk/

Nobby
17th September 2009, 16:32
There used to be a shoe and boot shop in Brighton called R SOLES

A shop in my local town KNOBS AND KNOCKERS selling door knobs and the like.

Beaver tool hire and yep there motto is "you cant lick beaver for a better price"

There is also a local locksmith called SURELOCK HOMES (not sure if he wears a Deerstalker and smokes a pipe tho)

Nobby

williamv1203
17th September 2009, 16:40
OK, I'll be the first... :banana

Dew Drop Inn... :doh

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp5_e5aPqUY/SEutYPeVh5I/AAAAAAAADaQ/iILVX0rt9EQ/s400/untitled1.jpg

http://www.automopedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/stiff-van.jpg

http://www.theblogofrecord.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/vietnamese-noodle-bar.bmp

rickrider
17th September 2009, 21:36
Trucking company called M T Pockets. In the town of Tightwad MO there is the Tightwad Bank.

k-poppy
17th September 2009, 21:47
In the town I grew up in, (where I still live) , we had a little Mom and Pa five and dime , called ........... TITCOMBS...

Been out of buisness for about 25 years now.... I guess there is no need for them here,

Dont most women shave now anyway?

POP

skixx55
17th September 2009, 21:56
Don't know where it was but seen picture somewhere of an indy shop that had trouble with the MoCo about his shop name and sign so he changed the name to HARLEYDAVE -AND SON don't know if it's still about or what . (many years before photoshop so I reckon it was legit)

Manicmechanic
17th September 2009, 21:57
This one's an oldie but goodie
http://www.rulesdontapply.com/dickins.htm