A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her
screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and
hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from
the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings
her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.


A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, "
Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my
whole life. "


"Why, it was nothing, really,! the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right. "


"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you
know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What
motorcycle do you ride?


"A Harley Davidson."


The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys a copy of
the NEW YORK TIMES to see if it indeed brings news of his actions,
and reads, on first page:


BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS
HIS LUNCH.

tomatoes, stat!:doh

Heard that 1 before, but it's still funny.

Heard that 1 before, but it's still funny.

ditto.

knew what it was, but kept reading just cause it's so damn funny

:clap:laugh:rolllaugh:lmaorof:smiliesig:lolsign:lo lsign:):p

Sounds like them.

:usa2

:luvsport :sporty: :xlrocks

:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh

Like they say "it's funny because it is true"

Thay only forgot "activists plan protests and demand new government programs"

Only kidding...

;)

DC