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Urrell
28th March 2008, 13:06
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'

The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:l augh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh

Rascal
28th March 2008, 13:28
That's a good one!

gomorley
28th March 2008, 13:33
Women are also more complicated!

http://www.bible.ca/marriage/woman-vs-man-buttons.jpg

Davemandu
28th March 2008, 13:36
women...can't live with 'em, can't live without half your stuff

tandk1597
28th March 2008, 15:55
That was funny

jrossty
28th March 2008, 16:12
Women are also more complicated!

http://www.bible.ca/marriage/woman-vs-man-buttons.jpg

:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh too funny!!!! ...just, too.... many... can't... figure... out... which... one to tweak...... :D

gomorley
28th March 2008, 16:24
:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh too funny!!!! ...just, too.... many... can't... figure... out... which... one to tweak...... :D

Perhaps this will help you!

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-images/remote_03.jpg

buckhorns
28th March 2008, 16:39
I don't think I ever pushed the right button at the right time.
But I did try them all and found that the off and on button is controlled by them.

rdgzoe
28th March 2008, 16:45
Honestly on the remote I just need a big give me sex button.:p

bearsfan
28th March 2008, 19:12
Honestly on the remote I just need a big give me sex button.:p

The 'mute' button would have the lettering worn off...

mtl-XLR
28th March 2008, 19:32
I don't think I ever pushed the right button at the right time.
But I did try them all and found that the off and on button is controlled by them.


Have you tried the left button at the right time ??? ;)

jrossty
30th March 2008, 19:39
I love this thread!!! :D:banana:banana