FISHING TRIP NASCAR STYLE

Rusty Wallace, Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Jeff Gordon all went out on
Lake Norman for a friendly day of fishing.

Once they got out to where they wanted to try their luck, Rusty
noticed that in their haste to start fishing, they had forgotten
to unload their fishing poles from the truck.

Rusty says, "Damn... I'm not going back without any fish" So he
pulls off his pants and throws his manhood over into the water.

To everyone's dismay, he pulls in a 3lb bass. He takes the fish
from his member, pokes it's eyes out and tosses it in the cooler.

Not to be out done, Dale drops his trousers and let's his manhood
drop into the water. Soon, he is pulling in a 6lb bass! He
withdraws from the fish, pokes it's eyes out and tosses his catch
into the cooler.

They both turn to Jeff and ask if he would like to try his luck.

Jeff turns red faced and finally answers, "Sure, but you have to
promise not to poke my eyes out...!!!

So.....I thought you said there was a joke here.

There's a reason his pit crew are called the Rainbow Warriors!!