The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/USRSF.jpg

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of ELVIS

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

Where did you get that pic of PlanB?

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im all for that. Where do I sign up?

and canada can send its navy

That freakin funny right on

I am a USRSF supporter and am building these new attack vehicles for our goverment. If you would like to have one please call me and Ill get one right out to your war front asap.



http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/redneck_hummer.jpg

Gawd thats funny!

Hey Yankee

Don't make fun of my navy or I'll turn off the oil tap...and then where would you be???...You can only grow so much corn!!..
:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh :banapart:sporty:

I wan't one of those guns. I need it for 'target practice'.