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Moved On
15th March 2006, 07:29
Here ya go...

http://www.russian-women.net/smart-match/ukrainian-women.shtml

Gazza

lagerdrinker
15th March 2006, 12:47
Here ya go...

http://www.russian-women.net/smart-match/ukrainian-women.shtml

Gazza


WOW!!i want the ukranian conversion

lagerdrinker
15th March 2006, 15:27
i tryed a different thread, bert sent me back here.

AZFlyingDiver
15th March 2006, 15:29
so, let me get this straight. You want me to lick my salty nuts?:roflblack
:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack

bearsfan
15th March 2006, 15:38
so, let me get this straight. You want me to lick my salty nuts?:roflblack

Is that like SNL's shwetty balls?

lagerdrinker
15th March 2006, 15:39
Is that like SNL's shwetty balls?


i thought that was shwetty wieners

hero
15th March 2006, 17:06
I thought that you thought... well, who would've thought.??

Ole
15th March 2006, 17:14
Whatever it is I NEED more cowbell!










(or...moosebell...?)

hero
15th March 2006, 17:20
Good idea..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/suddenhero/cwb_project_logo.gif

(I heard that this is big in the Ukraine )

bearsfan
15th March 2006, 17:24
I got a feva! And the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL BABY!

:banapart :banapart

lagerdrinker
15th March 2006, 17:58
I got a feva! And the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL BABY!

:banapart :banapart

does anyone make a moose bell? or a horse bell?

hero
15th March 2006, 18:02
Dunno, maybe we should ask some bell-END!

Moved On
15th March 2006, 18:34
Here's a horse bell (http://www.polandbymail.com/get_item_435957_original-zakopane-horse-bell.htm), only $4.95 too... what a bargain.

http://4imgs.com/306/x/435957_FULL.jpg

Gazza

Ole
15th March 2006, 19:15
Unfortunately, when related to moose, a "bell" refers to the dewlap under their chin...and they don't jingle...although they might tickle when they rub on you as the moose bites you...

Say...that reminds me...





A moose once bit my sister...

Gone
15th March 2006, 19:35
:D did she pull the bell?

lagerdrinker
15th March 2006, 19:41
:D did she pull the bell?


Hey now!!!

lagerdrinker
15th March 2006, 23:25
:D did she pull the bell?


so...did she?

lagerdrinker
16th March 2006, 14:10
oh, ok here it is. first thing looking for a dead horse, thought it may be deleted.

Sportster Girl
16th March 2006, 14:12
Dude, do you ever sleep? :roflblack

lagerdrinker
16th March 2006, 14:25
Dude, do you ever sleep? :roflblack

Hahaha. just woke up. off from work, plenty o beer in the fridge and some wine left over. im just getting started.

Moved On
16th March 2006, 16:12
Yahooo I'm back at work... can chat for the next 12 hours again :D

Has the moose risen yet?

Gazza

lagerdrinker
16th March 2006, 16:14
Yahooo I'm back at work... can chat for the next 12 hours again :D

Has the moose risen yet?

Gazza


like a phoenix from the ashes

Moved On
16th March 2006, 16:29
Nope I already told you, I chew not smoke...
so more like a pheonix fom a puddle of spit.

Gazza

lagerdrinker
16th March 2006, 17:04
Nope I already told you, I chew not smoke...
so more like a pheonix fom a puddle of spit.

Gazza


how about swamp thing from the spit.
ever see that movie with heather locklear...ooofa bad movie, hot chick!

lagerdrinker
16th March 2006, 17:05
Nope I already told you, I chew not smoke...
so more like a pheonix fom a puddle of spit.

Gazza


or the Toxic Avenger from spit.

AZFlyingDiver
16th March 2006, 19:37
how about swamp thing from the spit.
ever see that movie with heather locklear...ooofa bad movie, hot chick!
she's single now, ya know...

Tucson_Tim
16th March 2006, 19:44
I :wonderlan you! :gun

BWP 5p
16th March 2006, 23:05
she's single now, ya know...

I wish she'd quit calling....my wife is getting suspicious:roflblack :roflblack

Moved On
17th March 2006, 06:50
I wish she'd quit calling....my wife is getting suspicious:roflblack :roflblack
Ya never know who your having phone sex with...

http://www.rafmarham.co.uk/relations/stories/moose-web/on-phone-011495-3zx.jpg http://www.puritydairies.com/images/contact/contact_cow_anim.gif http://bumptiously.blogspot.com/PhoneSex.jpg




http://www.coolasamoose.com/images/hermie_trans.gif

Gazza

Moved On
17th March 2006, 06:51
Or who's waiting outside for Ole's sister...

http://www.swansons.net/sscwebsite/images/mmoose.gif

Gazza

a45junkie
17th March 2006, 08:26
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/bullwinkle_ass.jpg

AZFlyingDiver
17th March 2006, 16:29
I got a black star!:banadevi

Moved On
17th March 2006, 16:46
I got a black star!:banadeviMoving from chrome to black is addicting... watch out... you know what they say "once you go black, you can never go back".

Gazza

BWP 5p
18th March 2006, 02:26
I got a black star!:banadevi

Haley Barry?!?!?!?!:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack
In our Dreams:banana
I heard SHE was bitten by a Moose at a very young age.....might explain her oversize.........!

Maybe it was Beyonce....I can't remember!:D Maybe it was the peanut oil?

Ironaut
18th March 2006, 03:16
How do I get off the notification list for this thread? W a y too zany in here for me.

Moved On
18th March 2006, 05:38
How do I get off the notification list for this thread? W a y too zany in here for me.How the heck do I get notified ???
Maybe the beanie is blocking my notification :(

Gazza

a45junkie
18th March 2006, 05:57
is it 800 yet?
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/bullwinkle_ass.jpg

Moved On
18th March 2006, 06:23
Nah, it's only in the twenties here tonight and maybe more snow.

Gazza

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 01:00
Nah, it's only in the twenties here tonight and maybe more snow.

Gazza



Ahhh...moose country!

Ironaut
19th March 2006, 06:44
... no really, somebody- AnYbOdy, please, how do I get off this train?

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 06:53
... no really, somebody- AnYbOdy, please, how do I get off this train?


train kept a rollin all night long... or so ive heard.

a45junkie
19th March 2006, 06:55
Step away from the keyboard!!

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 07:00
Step away from the keyboard!!


you can check out anytime you like
but you can never leave

raysheen
19th March 2006, 07:05
http://people.umass.edu/wgrigg/Dead%20Horse.jpg

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 07:08
http://people.umass.edu/wgrigg/Dead%20Horse.jpg



why ya gotta kill me??

raysheen
19th March 2006, 07:10
not dead...just some tired hooves

a45junkie
19th March 2006, 07:12
was that the bigget picture of a dead horse you could find?



looks like an old girlfriend of mine
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/bullwinkle_ass.jpg

raysheen
19th March 2006, 07:18
was that the bigget picture of a dead horse you could find?
well...I wanted a much much larger picture of a dead horse, but I also wanted a good quality picture...this was the best bang for the buck as far as size and quality goes so I had to settle for it :roflblack ...guess I could always resize it to make it larger :D

a45junkie
19th March 2006, 07:33
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
only two more!!

a45junkie
19th March 2006, 07:34
whoo hoo 800

BWP 5p
19th March 2006, 14:15
Dammit....I wanted to be 800 !!!!!!

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 15:08
Dammit....I wanted to be 800 !!!!!!

i got 200,300,and 600. no big deal

BWP 5p
19th March 2006, 17:49
i got 200,300,and 600. no big deal

Well that's easy for YOU to say.......you eat Peanuts and Bite Moosies:clap

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 17:57
Well that's easy for YOU to say.......you eat Peanuts and Bite Moosies:clap


oh yeah, and i believe you can turn an 883 into a 1200.

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 18:00
Dammit....I wanted to be 800 !!!!!!

you can have #883!!!

famousperson
19th March 2006, 18:14
We'll be getting to 1200 soon enough!

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 18:28
We'll be getting to 1200 soon enough!


almost 400 posts til then. think of the horses that must be beaten:roflblack

Moved On
19th March 2006, 18:32
This could be the first thread to actually do the conversion.

Look at that 808 I made a palindrome.

Gazza

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 18:35
This could be the first thread to actually do the conversion.

Look at that 808 I made a palindrome.

Gazza

you think AZFD had any idea this thread would take off the way it did?

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 18:35
what is a palindrome???

Moved On
19th March 2006, 19:31
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!
Drats! A Bastard!
Sex at noon taxes
808

Gazza

Moved On
19th March 2006, 19:44
yawn.. yeh gazza ghey, n'way
(I made that one up myself !!)

Gazza

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 19:46
ill just google palindrome

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 19:48
ok, im not the brightest bulb. i got it .

Moved On
19th March 2006, 19:49
el' google

Gazza

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 19:52
el' google

Gazza


allen stiff forever off fits nella



i like his style

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 19:55
Gary knits a stinky rag

Jimbo999
19th March 2006, 19:57
what is a palindrome???


Reads the same both forward and backwards........Like

Dad
Pop
Mom
Sis
etc.

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 20:01
Reads the same both forward and backwards........Like

Dad
Pop
Mom
Sis
etc.



ETC. doesnt read backwards

Folkie
19th March 2006, 20:01
Reads the same both forward and backwards........Like

Dad
Pop
Mom
Sis
etc.
The others are OK, but 'etc' doesn't work!

Folkie
19th March 2006, 20:03
ETC. doesnt read backwards
Hey Lager, you just beat me.

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 20:06
palindrome is a word you can spell backwards...but you cant spell "palindrome" backwards. who's brilliant idea was this?

BWP 5p
19th March 2006, 20:08
Hey Lager, you just beat me.

HEY....NO FIGHTING:roflblack

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 20:14
HEY....NO FIGHTING:roflblack


sorry, mistook him for a dead horse

Folkie
19th March 2006, 20:24
palindrome is a word you can spell backwards...but you cant spell "palindrome" backwards. who's brilliant idea was this?
Yes you can: E M O R D N I L A P. :roflblack

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 20:26
Yes you can: E M O R D N I L A P. :roflblack


you're just mad that i beat you:roflblack

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 20:28
you're just mad that i beat you:roflblack


think clean thoughts

Folkie
19th March 2006, 21:18
you're just mad that i beat you:roflblack
Yup.

(now > 10 chars)

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 21:32
Yup.

(now > 10 chars)


go have some peanuts while watching blazing saddles, itll make you feel better about the whole thing.

Moved On
19th March 2006, 21:38
It's 8:30 pm do you know where your kids are?

Gazza

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 21:58
It's 8:30 pm do you know where your kids are?

Gazza



8:31 all is quiet.

chris horne
19th March 2006, 22:00
Its 20:59 over here

Moved On
19th March 2006, 22:04
Its 20:59 over hereWow that's some time warp... I bet you have the super size aluminum foil beanie... Watch out for mooses, I've heard they're into time travel also.

BTW: Did you know that Ole's sister was once bitten by a moose???


Gazza

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 22:06
Wow that's some time warp... I bet you have the super size aluminum foil beanie... Watch out for mooses, I've heard they're into time travel also.

BTW: Did you know that Ole's sister was once bitten by a moose???


Gazza

if a moose travels time and bites you at 8:30, do you feel it at 20:59???

chris horne
19th March 2006, 22:08
Wow that's some time warp... I bet you have the super size aluminum foil beanie... Watch out for mooses, I've heard they're into time travel also.

BTW: Did you know that Ole's sister was once bitten by a moose???


Gazza

Its sheep we have to look out for overhere (those that kilt bill hasnt got under lock and key:roflblack )


My sister was bit by a sheep but ole says it was a moose in sheeps colthes:eek: :eek:

Moved On
19th March 2006, 22:09
Yea that was stated in the third section of Einstiens Moose Paradox theory.

Gazza

Moved On
19th March 2006, 22:10
My sister was bit by a sheep Is your sister a lesbian.... dating one of Bill's girls?

Gazza

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 22:11
Yea that was stated in the third section of Einstiens Moose Paradox theory.

Gazza

can moose farts be attributed to that same paradox? or is it jetting?

chris horne
19th March 2006, 22:11
Yea that was stated in the third section of Einstiens Moose Paradox theory.

Gazza


I hope all the moose,s are in the union

chris horne
19th March 2006, 22:13
Is your sister a lesbian.... dating one of Bill's girls?

Gazza

She,s married to Bill:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 22:15
She,s married to Bill:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack


darn, i was setting up a camera. ill just go photograph a moose

Moved On
19th March 2006, 22:20
Here's a guy that knows his mooses and his time...
Kinda reminds me of Ole... with some real hair...

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/jan04/captain_moose_012404_big.jpg

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs9/cap-clock.jpg

Gazza

chris horne
19th March 2006, 22:23
Here's a guy that knows his mooses and his time...
Kinda reminds me of Ole... with some real hair...

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/jan04/captain_moose_012404_big.jpg

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs9/cap-clock.jpg

Gazza


Hey the top photo looks like its a wedding:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack

I wonder whose?:laugh :laugh

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 22:24
red and yellow and pink and green purple and orange and blue...gary sings a rainbow too...hahahahaa

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 22:28
#9 most viewed in case your keeping track

chris horne
19th March 2006, 22:31
How many more to make #8

Moved On
19th March 2006, 22:32
It shows up as #12 when I look?

Gazza

chris horne
19th March 2006, 22:35
It shows up as #12 when I look?

Gazza


That must be some strong larger that he is drinking.:laugh :laugh

Moved On
19th March 2006, 22:36
That must be some strong larger that he is drinking.:laugh :laughI think he has a larger lager to drink ;)

Gazza

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 22:37
from home page click views. came 9th there.

i only had one lager thus far

Moved On
19th March 2006, 22:42
Don't know what you clicked...
#12 here http://xlforum.net/vbportal/modules.php?newtop=15&op=vthreads&name=Top&file=index&s=

Gary

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 22:44
you guys are internet ninjas

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 22:45
only around 43,000 to go...woohooo

Moved On
19th March 2006, 22:48
I don't think we're ever gonna catch the dead deer thread... we don't have bloody enough pictures.

Gazza

Sportster Girl
19th March 2006, 22:49
I don't think we're ever gonna catch the dead deer thread... we don't have bloody enough pictures.

Gazza


Just post some nekkid pics here....:p

chris horne
19th March 2006, 22:50
only around 43,000 to go...woohooo


Do we have to get 43,000 members to shout woohooo
:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack


i dont understand this internet thing very well:laugh

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 22:52
Just post some nekkid pics here....:p

any volunteers? anyone? anyone at all?

Moved On
19th March 2006, 22:58
I'll volunteer... just gotta find some batteries for the camera... I think my wife took them out for something when I was surfing the forum the other day. I don't know what she did with them, probably in the remote?

Gazza

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 23:04
I'll volunteer... just gotta find some batteries for the camera... I think my wife took them out for something when I was surfing the forum the other day. I don't know what she did with them, probably in the remote?

Gazza


Riiiiiight. let me see. your on internet site, she wants attention and batteries are missing...:roflblack

Moved On
19th March 2006, 23:18
That's why I figured the remote...
but I just checked and they're the wrong size.

Oh well I guess I can't post any nekkid pictures of myself after all.

Gazza

lagerdrinker
19th March 2006, 23:22
That's why I figured the remote...
but I just checked and they're the wrong size.

Oh well I guess I can't post any nekkid pictures of myself after all.

Gazza


:eek: theres enough of that in super off topic..

lagerdrinker
20th March 2006, 06:01
72.54% of the members should look elswhere

Moved On
20th March 2006, 06:03
for what

gazza

lagerdrinker
20th March 2006, 06:09
for what

gazza

nekkid pics of you.:roflblack

lagerdrinker
20th March 2006, 06:11
actually i was refering to poll results

Crash03
20th March 2006, 06:27
horses suck, thats my opinion
I think "horses" are GREAT! And the more of 'em I can get out of an engine the better I like it!

lagerdrinker
20th March 2006, 06:30
I think "horses" are GREAT! And the more of 'em I can get out of an engine the better I like it!


theres a horse stuck in your engine???

lagerdrinker
20th March 2006, 06:54
WHAT THE??? my black stars are gone

Moved On
20th March 2006, 08:13
WHAT THE??? my black stars are goneYa should have stopped posting at 860 :roflblack

BTW: Don't you ever go to sleep?

Gazza

Ole
20th March 2006, 11:29
Bandid boobiss snarflat...

lagerdrinker
21st March 2006, 02:06
just came home from work, im tired so i wont be posting anything tonight...i will be grabbing a beer and possibly light the fire pit and enjoy fresh air next to open fire. y'all have a nice night

BWP 5p
21st March 2006, 02:51
Ole.....I saw a Moose in a car tonight(on TV)....it was hit and sitting in the front seat with it's head out the windshield.....could THAT have been the one that bit your Sis?!?!?!?!

den doobis discosinate

Moved On
21st March 2006, 03:08
It could be why LagerDrinker is tired...

Gazza

lagerdrinker
21st March 2006, 05:13
wireless laptop, i forgot i could take it outside with me.

edman
21st March 2006, 08:26
Moose in car (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0320moose-CR.html) Sadly it was put down.

http://www.earth2us.com/xlforum/moose-car.jpg

BWP 5p
22nd March 2006, 22:55
Yeh....I heard he was too banged up to live!
Well just because the Moose Died........don't mean this thread has to!!!!!

Back to the Main Page we go !!!!!!!!

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 01:15
wow, this seems like its always on top.

RedRider
23rd March 2006, 01:18
wow, this seems like its always on top.

For reasons unbeknownst to anyone....

Moved On
23rd March 2006, 01:19
I'd rather be on the top than the bottom.

Gazza

RedRider
23rd March 2006, 01:21
I'd rather be on the top than the bottom.

Gazza

As long as it's not with me, sure why not? ;):D:D:D

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 01:29
this thread is getting ghey again. whos on top, whos bottom...

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 01:30
#883
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ole
23rd March 2006, 01:34
Bottom is much better for speedbag testing...

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 01:38
Bottom is much better for speedbag testing...

if thats anything like getting teabagged...no thanks

BWP 5p
23rd March 2006, 03:21
#883
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you going to do the conversion.......even though it will never be real?!??!?!:smoke

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 04:00
Are you going to do the conversion.......even though it will never be real?!??!?!:smoke


damn! your off line, was gonna give 883 to you. as far as 1200 conversion...nhrs has 1250 conversion with axtell iron cylinders for $750.00!!! i may be doin my conversion sooner now with that deal.:clap

a45junkie
23rd March 2006, 04:41
seems like a lot for 50cc to me, ;)

AZFlyingDiver
23rd March 2006, 04:50
seems like a lot for 50cc to me, ;)
isn't that about a shot? think i could use one! make mine tequila...

Moved On
23rd March 2006, 04:54
I'll take a tequilla too and some cashews please

Gazza

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 04:57
seems like a lot for 50cc to me, ;)

normal 1200 is boring stock cylinders and add pistons.
this is new pistons,cylinders,rings,gaskets. and no waiting for work to get done from them.

Moved On
23rd March 2006, 05:00
Well if you're offering onion rings I'll take a basket of them with my tequilla.
Oh btw you spelled basket wrong is starts with a B not a G.

Gazza

Moved On
23rd March 2006, 05:01
Hey I'm waiting for my rings.... false advertising damnit !

Gazza

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 05:01
yeah its 250 more than standard 1200 kit they offer, i do like the durability that solid cast iron provides.

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 05:03
Hey I'm waiting for my rings.... false advertising damnit !

Gazza



look whos drinking tonight!!! easy on the sauce gary:roflblack

gmhsc
23rd March 2006, 05:04
A beach, marquita and a well endowed woman PLEASE

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 05:07
A beach, marquita and a well endowed woman PLEASE


1250cc juggs:flasher

AZFlyingDiver
23rd March 2006, 05:08
A beach, marquita and a well endowed woman PLEASE
now THAT's the conversion kit I've been lookin' for!:danccow

gmhsc
23rd March 2006, 05:08
As long as they aint on you :D

AZFlyingDiver
23rd March 2006, 05:10
1250cc juggs:flasher
big, just not Big Twins...
faster, though.
and handles better...

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 05:12
As long as they aint on you :D


actually ide like a set on me;) all over me:wonderlan

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 05:14
big, just not Big Twins...
faster, though.
and handles better...


i can handle big twins

gmhsc
23rd March 2006, 05:17
Would be better with my :banana separating them :p

Moved On
23rd March 2006, 05:19
i can handle big twinsHere's a pair...

http://www.cbrworld.net/upload/images/img171_553.jpg

Gazza

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 05:19
:bananinj put your weapon away

AZFlyingDiver
23rd March 2006, 05:20
Would be better with my :banana separating them :p
:roflblack
careful - this thread may yet find its way to deletion!!
:roflblack

gmhsc
23rd March 2006, 05:22
I'mm putting it away. Are you related to lorania :rolleyes:

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 05:30
Here's a pair...

http://www.cbrworld.net/upload/images/img171_553.jpg

Gazza


not those big twins:banasad

Moved On
23rd March 2006, 05:34
http://recollectionbooks.com/bleed/images/humor/bok5.jpg
:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack

Gazza

gmhsc
23rd March 2006, 05:36
Now thats a good one :roflblack
:roflblack

raysheen
23rd March 2006, 05:39
...well this poor excuese for a thread is still alive and kicking I see... :laugh

raysheen
23rd March 2006, 05:40
all your base are belong to us

Moved On
23rd March 2006, 05:49
Hey John... that chick in your new avatar is making me horny... I'm gonna have to delete it ;)

Gazza

gmhsc
23rd March 2006, 05:50
Thats a different kinda flick.

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 05:54
Hey John... that chick in your new avatar is making me horny... I'm gonna have to delete it ;)

Gazza


gary, your gonna have to put down the bottle:roflblack

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 05:54
all your base are belong to us


is everyone but me drinking?

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 05:56
...well this poor excuese for a thread is still alive and kicking I see... :laugh


the mighty dead horse poll wont go down!!!

Moved On
23rd March 2006, 05:56
Woooo hooo #918 !!!!! That's the one I was waiting for :D:D:D

Gazza

AZFlyingDiver
23rd March 2006, 05:59
Woooo hooo #918 !!!!! That's the one I was waiting for :D:D:D

Gazza
I'm waiting for 1200
then 1250
then 1430
then this'll be the Big Thread
but it'll never be a "real" Big Thread...

raysheen
23rd March 2006, 06:07
is everyone but me drinking?
someone set up us the bomb

raysheen
23rd March 2006, 06:08
Hey John... that chick in your new avatar is making me horny... I'm gonna have to delete it ;)

Gazza
oh yeah...Helen Clark is N-A-U-G-H-T-Y :roflblack

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 06:11
oh yeah...Helen Clark is N-A-U-G-H-T-Y :roflblack


im gonna puke!:frownthre

gmhsc
23rd March 2006, 06:11
I aint waiting on any certian post number just figured i would jump in and help flog this horse :spank before some one :gun it. :D

Moved On
23rd March 2006, 06:16
Not so hot in this simulation...

http://www.dorkinglabs.com/fim/127.jpg

Gazza

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 06:16
I aint waiting on any certian post number just figured i would jump in and help flog this horse :spank before some one :gun it. :D


beat it like it owes you money:headb

gmhsc
23rd March 2006, 06:19
That's where i have been screwing up i always thought these were for getting money back :gun

raysheen
23rd March 2006, 06:20
Not so hot in this simulation...
says you! I disagree and I've got a dancing cucumber to proove it!:cucumber

Moved On
23rd March 2006, 06:22
Well she might make me horny, but my cucumber ain't dancing.

Gazza

gmhsc
23rd March 2006, 06:24
She might be able to get it to dance for ya. :roflblack

raysheen
23rd March 2006, 06:25
oh man...I'm officially a post whore and I didn't even notice it...I just hit the 3,000 mark posting in this thread....dag nab it

lagerdrinker
23rd March 2006, 06:34
oh man...I'm officially a post whore and I didn't even notice it...I just hit the 3,000 mark posting in this thread....dag nab it


6 post per day isnt too bad...im a post whore at 15 posts per day:D

gmhsc
23rd March 2006, 06:45
Well after getting my last avator deleted i hope this one wont be deleted.

Moved On
23rd March 2006, 16:33
Well after getting my last avator deleted i hope this one wont be deleted.That avatar makes me horny too... I'm gonna have to delete it.

Gazza

lagerdrinker
24th March 2006, 03:36
That avatar makes me horny too... I'm gonna have to delete it.

Gazza


does my avatar make you horny? Yeah baby yeah!

Moved On
24th March 2006, 03:46
does my avatar make you horny? Yeah baby yeah!Come to think of it that's a pretty vulgar avatar you have there LagerDrinker... I'm taking notes and that's on my delete list too. :D

Gazza

gmhsc
24th March 2006, 04:03
That avatar makes me horny too... I'm gonna have to delete it.

Gazza

Its done the same thing to me too of course her hands helps too. Said someting about the vibration. :D

Moved On
24th March 2006, 04:59
You think she's got a handful of cashews?
Or is she holding the mooses antlers?

Gazza

gmhsc
24th March 2006, 05:22
She mightve gotten moose bitten. :roflblack

BWP 5p
25th March 2006, 14:54
WTF....last post ONE DAY AGO ??!?!?!?!?!
It truly is dying!

lagerdrinker
25th March 2006, 15:03
WTF....last post ONE DAY AGO ??!?!?!?!?!
It truly is dying!


sorry, got caught up with emulators. wonder if emulators will make bigger juggs handle better???

BWP 5p
26th March 2006, 01:54
No......but they will make smaller jugs FEEL like BIGGER jugs....hence the term "emulators" !!!!!!

a45junkie
26th March 2006, 02:57
did somebody say moose?
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/bullwinkle_moose.jpg
:roflblack

lagerdrinker
26th March 2006, 03:33
did somebody say moose?
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/bullwinkle_moose.jpg
:roflblack


Hey Rocky, watch me pull a horse outta my ass

hero
26th March 2006, 19:15
So was your sister bitten ON the ass, or BY an ass?

lagerdrinker
26th March 2006, 19:16
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a horse outta my ass

not again bullwinkle

AZFlyingDiver
27th March 2006, 04:55
Riding A Dead Horse...

gmhsc
27th March 2006, 05:02
Riding A Dead Horse...
Judging by that list i must work for a dead horse :roflblack

AZFlyingDiver
27th March 2006, 05:09
I'll drink to that...
http://www.avalonwine.com/mark-ryan-dead-horse-195p.jpg

gmhsc
27th March 2006, 05:10
Hope it dont smell like dead horse :roflblack :roflblack

AZFlyingDiver
27th March 2006, 05:12
Ya know - the real way to beat a dead horse is...
http://agooart.com/store/horse.jpg

AZFlyingDiver
27th March 2006, 05:14
Either way, someone's got to pay!
http://www.ourlittlecircle.com/pay_for_dead_horse.jpg

AZFlyingDiver
27th March 2006, 05:19
Why hasn't this already been thought of?!:doh

http://www.playhubbub.com/products/cards/dead_horse.jpg

AZFlyingDiver
27th March 2006, 05:22
Then again, maybe not...
http://www.mykaussie.com/images/deadhorse.jpg

AZFlyingDiver
27th March 2006, 05:25
And now, a quick thank you to our non-sponsor:
http://blooddeepthemovie.com/images/dead%20horse%20logo.jpg

lagerdrinker
27th March 2006, 07:34
And now, a quick thank you to our non-sponsor:
http://blooddeepthemovie.com/images/dead%20horse%20logo.jpg

beating with impunity

BWP 5p
27th March 2006, 23:03
45 MORE TIMES....then we'll bury the damn thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOPs....44 more now !!!!!!!!!!!

lagerdrinker
27th March 2006, 23:06
43 bottles of beer on the wall

hero
27th March 2006, 23:14
So do UFO's have cowbells ?? They must have.

AZFlyingDiver
27th March 2006, 23:18
So do UFO's have cowbells ?? They must have.
keeps away the space gremlins...

lagerdrinker
27th March 2006, 23:23
keeps away the space gremlins...

if you have a cowbell horn cover, do you need a gremlin bell?

AZFlyingDiver
27th March 2006, 23:26
if you have a cowbell horn cover, do you need a gremlin bell?
not if you're tootin' the cowbell horn on a regular basis...
there are side effects, tho...
http://www.piperdogdesign.com.au/web%20illustrations/new%20art/lg-cow-bell.jpg

hero
27th March 2006, 23:27
if you have a cowbell horn cover, do you need a gremlin bell?

It's a tough one, but you can work it out with an intricate mathematical formula that involves a lot of zeros and some fresh orange peel...

AZFlyingDiver
27th March 2006, 23:28
It's a tough one, but you can work it out with an intricate mathematical formula that involves a lot of zeros and some fresh orange peel...
I think I can find that formula - I used to work for a company that took orange peel and made pellets for cattle feed from it (really).
Hmmmm....

lagerdrinker
27th March 2006, 23:29
kinda ironic that the amc gremlin had so many...hmmm.
and what dumbass says i want a gremlin?
jerry sienfeld voice: Who are these people

AZFlyingDiver
27th March 2006, 23:31
kinda ironic that the amc gremlin had so many...hmmm.
and what dumbass says i want a gremlin?
jerry sienfeld voice: Who are these people

Why have a "V-Dub" when you can have this?!
http://www.lhmopars.com/MOPAR_Ads/1972_AMC_Gremlin_ad1.jpg

hero
27th March 2006, 23:35
Hey is that some orange peel I see on the rear fender?

AZFlyingDiver
27th March 2006, 23:37
I just think it's hilarious that the people in the pic can walk so fast.
Maybe they're going after some orange peel.
Peeling out, as it were...

lagerdrinker
27th March 2006, 23:37
Why have a "V-Dub" when you can have this?!
http://www.lhmopars.com/MOPAR_Ads/1972_AMC_Gremlin_ad1.jpg
that was a really quik reply, is that pic in your saved pics in your computer? is it a favorite?:roflblack
actually not a real bad looking car. The pacer WAS a real bad looking car, and it had gremlins

AZFlyingDiver
27th March 2006, 23:41
that was a really quik reply, is that pic in your saved pics in your computer? is it a favorite?:roflblack
actually not a real bad looking car. The pacer WAS a real bad looking car, and it had gremlins
Nah - just real fast at Google image search :banana

And ah yes, the venerable Pacer...
http://clabedan.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pacer76y.jpg

lagerdrinker
27th March 2006, 23:45
Nah - just real fast at Google image search :banana

And ah yes, the venerable Pacer...
http://clabedan.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pacer76y.jpg

not even corinthian leather coulda helped that car

AZFlyingDiver
27th March 2006, 23:48
not even corinthian leather coulda helped that car
All together now, in a heavy spanish accent, "RICH Corinthian leather!"
http://www.ricdidonato.com/Downtime/Media/Reference/RM_ad.jpg

lagerdrinker
27th March 2006, 23:55
i thought only the cordoba had corinthian leather

lagerdrinker
27th March 2006, 23:56
those commercials prove i watched way too much tv growing up

AZFlyingDiver
27th March 2006, 23:58
those commercials prove i watched way too much tv growing up
TV was our babysitter - how else to appreciate such classics as... Fantasy Island? :roflblack
http://www.trashfiction.co.uk/fantasy_island.jpg

lagerdrinker
28th March 2006, 00:03
TV was our babysitter - how else to appreciate such classics as... Fantasy Island? :roflblack
http://www.trashfiction.co.uk/fantasy_island.jpg


anyone walking around these days with a little person wearing the same thing would be called ghey or something worse. back then it was cool:roflblack

AZFlyingDiver
28th March 2006, 00:05
i thought only the cordoba had corinthian leather
I just learned that, "Unfortunately, when most people hear of "Corinthian Leather", they think of the Chrysler Cordoba. In fact, the 1974 Imperial was the first to have rich "Corinthian Leather," something many Chrysler Cordoba owners aren't aware of."

Whoulda thunk?:doh

AZFlyingDiver
28th March 2006, 00:07
anyone walking around these days with a little person wearing the same thing would be called ghey or something worse. back then it was cool:roflblack
:roflblack and wearing matching outfits anywhere except at a wedding is grounds for ridicule!

lagerdrinker
28th March 2006, 00:09
I just learned that, "Unfortunately, when most people hear of "Corinthian Leather", they think of the Chrysler Cordoba. In fact, the 1974 Imperial was the first to have rich "Corinthian Leather," something many Chrysler Cordoba owners aren't aware of."

Whoulda thunk?:doh


actually, when i hear corinthian leather i think ricardo, oh RRRRICARRRRDO:roflblack

BWP 5p
28th March 2006, 00:44
Da Plane....Da Plane !!!!!!!!!

Moved On
28th March 2006, 05:20
TV was our babysitter - how else to appreciate such classics as... Fantasy Island? :roflblack
http://www.trashfiction.co.uk/fantasy_island.jpgThat's kinda an old school version of Lager Drinkers avatar isn't it?

Gazza

gmhsc
28th March 2006, 05:38
Was just looking at that pacer and was thinking that the sub sandwich was missing from the ad and now i am hungry.

Moved On
28th March 2006, 05:42
I don't know about subs, but this one probably has a few donuts in it...

http://www.motorcities.com/media/image/full/00E7G155517966A/1975-AMC-Pacer-Patrol-Car-black-white-A-full.jpg

Check out that winch on the front... who needs 4WD for pulling.

Gazza

gmhsc
28th March 2006, 05:45
:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack

AZFlyingDiver
28th March 2006, 06:03
That's kinda an old school version of Lager Drinkers avatar isn't it?

Gazza
How 'bout this for ya lagerdrinker? (you ladies' man, you!)
http://www.tradedforwheat.com/meshugenah/images/hervevillechaize.jpg

lagerdrinker
28th March 2006, 10:28
How 'bout this for ya lagerdrinker? (you ladies' man, you!)
http://www.tradedforwheat.com/meshugenah/images/hervevillechaize.jpg

that one is cool, but ill stick with mine. Hank the angry drunken dwarf and beetlejuice.:banadanc

Moved On
29th March 2006, 03:27
Doctor, I'm having that dream again." the patient said.
"Oh?" The shrink replies. "Which one?"
"The one where I'm into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality. Should I be worried or am I beating a dead horse?"

lagerdrinker
29th March 2006, 03:35
Doctor, I'm having that dream again." the patient said.
"Oh?" The shrink replies. "Which one?"
"The one where I'm into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality. Should I be worried or am I beating a dead horse?"
:frownthre :roflblack

a45junkie
29th March 2006, 05:07
hey this thread is drifting off topic here!
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/bullwinkle_moose.jpg
Hey Rocky! Bite Me ya Freaking Squirrell!!

a45junkie
29th March 2006, 05:30
only twentyone to go for a grand!!

lagerdrinker
29th March 2006, 05:43
only twentyone to go for a grand!!
didnt you mean eleven?

Moved On
29th March 2006, 06:47
I thought he meant 10 ???

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f8/Ten-BoDerek.jpg/200px-Ten-BoDerek.jpg

Gazza

AZFlyingDiver
29th March 2006, 07:59
Soon we can celebrate - with cake...
http://www.securecakestore.com/acatalog/horse.jpg

AZFlyingDiver
29th March 2006, 08:13
honorary (and my favorite) dead horse...
http://www.geocities.com/sweettemple2000/pokey.gif

BWP 5p
29th March 2006, 18:57
6 more you sicko's!!!!!!!!

hero
29th March 2006, 19:11
So this is what it looks like when a thread spirals out of control? I don't mind, I've picked up some pearls of wisdom on this one.. but I still haven't voted either!

Ole
29th March 2006, 19:20
This is...

Ole
29th March 2006, 19:20
my feeble attempt...

Ole
29th March 2006, 19:20
to try to gaurantee myself...

Ole
29th March 2006, 19:21
that I'll get...

Ole
29th March 2006, 19:21
the 1000th post...





(a moose...my sister...see other threads...)

Ole
29th March 2006, 19:22
and to make sure...