Dead Horse Poll

[Moved On]

Here ya go...

http://www.russian-women.net/smart-match/ukrainian-women.shtml

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

Here ya go...

http://www.russian-women.net/smart-match/ukrainian-women.shtml

Gazza


WOW!!i want the ukranian conversion

[lagerdrinker]

i tryed a different thread, bert sent me back here.

[AZFlyingDiver]

so, let me get this straight. You want me to lick my salty nuts?:roflblack
:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack

[bearsfan]

so, let me get this straight. You want me to lick my salty nuts?:roflblack

Is that like SNL's shwetty balls?

[lagerdrinker]

Is that like SNL's shwetty balls?


i thought that was shwetty wieners

[hero]

I thought that you thought... well, who would've thought.??

[Ole]

Whatever it is I NEED more cowbell!










(or...moosebell...?)

[hero]

Good idea..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/suddenhero/cwb_project_logo.gif

(I heard that this is big in the Ukraine )

[bearsfan]

I got a feva! And the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL BABY!

:banapart :banapart

[lagerdrinker]

I got a feva! And the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL BABY!

:banapart :banapart

does anyone make a moose bell? or a horse bell?

[hero]

Dunno, maybe we should ask some bell-END!

[Moved On]

Here's a horse bell (http://www.polandbymail.com/get_item_435957_original-zakopane-horse-bell.htm), only $4.95 too... what a bargain.

http://4imgs.com/306/x/435957_FULL.jpg

Gazza

[Ole]

Unfortunately, when related to moose, a "bell" refers to the dewlap under their chin...and they don't jingle...although they might tickle when they rub on you as the moose bites you...

Say...that reminds me...





A moose once bit my sister...

[Gone]

:D did she pull the bell?

[lagerdrinker]

:D did she pull the bell?


Hey now!!!

[lagerdrinker]

:D did she pull the bell?


so...did she?

[lagerdrinker]

oh, ok here it is. first thing looking for a dead horse, thought it may be deleted.

[Sportster Girl]

Dude, do you ever sleep? :roflblack

[lagerdrinker]

Dude, do you ever sleep? :roflblack

Hahaha. just woke up. off from work, plenty o beer in the fridge and some wine left over. im just getting started.

[Moved On]

Yahooo I'm back at work... can chat for the next 12 hours again :D

Has the moose risen yet?

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

Yahooo I'm back at work... can chat for the next 12 hours again :D

Has the moose risen yet?

Gazza


like a phoenix from the ashes

[Moved On]

Nope I already told you, I chew not smoke...
so more like a pheonix fom a puddle of spit.

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

Nope I already told you, I chew not smoke...
so more like a pheonix fom a puddle of spit.

Gazza


how about swamp thing from the spit.
ever see that movie with heather locklear...ooofa bad movie, hot chick!

[lagerdrinker]

Nope I already told you, I chew not smoke...
so more like a pheonix fom a puddle of spit.

Gazza


or the Toxic Avenger from spit.

[AZFlyingDiver]

how about swamp thing from the spit.
ever see that movie with heather locklear...ooofa bad movie, hot chick!
she's single now, ya know...

[Tucson_Tim]

I :wonderlan you! :gun

[BWP 5p]

she's single now, ya know...

I wish she'd quit calling....my wife is getting suspicious:roflblack :roflblack

[Moved On]

I wish she'd quit calling....my wife is getting suspicious:roflblack :roflblack
Ya never know who your having phone sex with...

http://www.rafmarham.co.uk/relations/stories/moose-web/on-phone-011495-3zx.jpg http://www.puritydairies.com/images/contact/contact_cow_anim.gif http://bumptiously.blogspot.com/PhoneSex.jpg




http://www.coolasamoose.com/images/hermie_trans.gif

Gazza

[Moved On]

Or who's waiting outside for Ole's sister...

http://www.swansons.net/sscwebsite/images/mmoose.gif

Gazza

[a45junkie]

http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/bullwinkle_ass.jpg

[AZFlyingDiver]

I got a black star!:banadevi

[Moved On]

I got a black star!:banadeviMoving from chrome to black is addicting... watch out... you know what they say "once you go black, you can never go back".

Gazza

[BWP 5p]

I got a black star!:banadevi

Haley Barry?!?!?!?!:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack
In our Dreams:banana
I heard SHE was bitten by a Moose at a very young age.....might explain her oversize.........!

Maybe it was Beyonce....I can't remember!:D Maybe it was the peanut oil?

[Ironaut]

How do I get off the notification list for this thread? W a y too zany in here for me.

[Moved On]

How do I get off the notification list for this thread? W a y too zany in here for me.How the heck do I get notified ???
Maybe the beanie is blocking my notification :(

Gazza

[a45junkie]

is it 800 yet?
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/bullwinkle_ass.jpg

[Moved On]

Nah, it's only in the twenties here tonight and maybe more snow.

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

Nah, it's only in the twenties here tonight and maybe more snow.

Gazza



Ahhh...moose country!

[Ironaut]

... no really, somebody- AnYbOdy, please, how do I get off this train?

[lagerdrinker]

... no really, somebody- AnYbOdy, please, how do I get off this train?


train kept a rollin all night long... or so ive heard.

[a45junkie]

Step away from the keyboard!!

[lagerdrinker]

Step away from the keyboard!!


you can check out anytime you like
but you can never leave

[raysheen]

http://people.umass.edu/wgrigg/Dead%20Horse.jpg

[lagerdrinker]

http://people.umass.edu/wgrigg/Dead%20Horse.jpg



why ya gotta kill me??

[raysheen]

not dead...just some tired hooves

[a45junkie]

was that the bigget picture of a dead horse you could find?



looks like an old girlfriend of mine
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/bullwinkle_ass.jpg

[raysheen]

was that the bigget picture of a dead horse you could find?
well...I wanted a much much larger picture of a dead horse, but I also wanted a good quality picture...this was the best bang for the buck as far as size and quality goes so I had to settle for it :roflblack ...guess I could always resize it to make it larger :D

[a45junkie]

are we there yet?
are we there yet?
only two more!!

[a45junkie]

whoo hoo 800

[BWP 5p]

Dammit....I wanted to be 800 !!!!!!

[lagerdrinker]

Dammit....I wanted to be 800 !!!!!!

i got 200,300,and 600. no big deal

[BWP 5p]

i got 200,300,and 600. no big deal

Well that's easy for YOU to say.......you eat Peanuts and Bite Moosies:clap

[lagerdrinker]

Well that's easy for YOU to say.......you eat Peanuts and Bite Moosies:clap


oh yeah, and i believe you can turn an 883 into a 1200.

[lagerdrinker]

Dammit....I wanted to be 800 !!!!!!

you can have #883!!!

[famousperson]

We'll be getting to 1200 soon enough!

[lagerdrinker]

We'll be getting to 1200 soon enough!


almost 400 posts til then. think of the horses that must be beaten:roflblack

[Moved On]

This could be the first thread to actually do the conversion.

Look at that 808 I made a palindrome.

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

This could be the first thread to actually do the conversion.

Look at that 808 I made a palindrome.

Gazza

you think AZFD had any idea this thread would take off the way it did?

[lagerdrinker]

what is a palindrome???

[Moved On]

A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!
Drats! A Bastard!
Sex at noon taxes
808

Gazza

[Moved On]

yawn.. yeh gazza ghey, n'way
(I made that one up myself !!)

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

ill just google palindrome

[lagerdrinker]

ok, im not the brightest bulb. i got it .

[Moved On]

el' google

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

el' google

Gazza


allen stiff forever off fits nella



i like his style

[lagerdrinker]

Gary knits a stinky rag

[Jimbo999]

what is a palindrome???


Reads the same both forward and backwards........Like

Dad
Pop
Mom
Sis
etc.

[lagerdrinker]

Reads the same both forward and backwards........Like

Dad
Pop
Mom
Sis
etc.



ETC. doesnt read backwards

[Folkie]

Reads the same both forward and backwards........Like

Dad
Pop
Mom
Sis
etc.
The others are OK, but 'etc' doesn't work!

[Folkie]

ETC. doesnt read backwards
Hey Lager, you just beat me.

[lagerdrinker]

palindrome is a word you can spell backwards...but you cant spell "palindrome" backwards. who's brilliant idea was this?

[BWP 5p]

Hey Lager, you just beat me.

HEY....NO FIGHTING:roflblack

[lagerdrinker]

HEY....NO FIGHTING:roflblack


sorry, mistook him for a dead horse

[Folkie]

palindrome is a word you can spell backwards...but you cant spell "palindrome" backwards. who's brilliant idea was this?
Yes you can: E M O R D N I L A P. :roflblack

[lagerdrinker]

Yes you can: E M O R D N I L A P. :roflblack


you're just mad that i beat you:roflblack

[lagerdrinker]

you're just mad that i beat you:roflblack


think clean thoughts

[Folkie]

you're just mad that i beat you:roflblack
Yup.

(now > 10 chars)

[lagerdrinker]

Yup.

(now > 10 chars)


go have some peanuts while watching blazing saddles, itll make you feel better about the whole thing.

[Moved On]

It's 8:30 pm do you know where your kids are?

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

It's 8:30 pm do you know where your kids are?

Gazza



8:31 all is quiet.

[chris horne]

Its 20:59 over here

[Moved On]

Its 20:59 over hereWow that's some time warp... I bet you have the super size aluminum foil beanie... Watch out for mooses, I've heard they're into time travel also.

BTW: Did you know that Ole's sister was once bitten by a moose???


Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

Wow that's some time warp... I bet you have the super size aluminum foil beanie... Watch out for mooses, I've heard they're into time travel also.

BTW: Did you know that Ole's sister was once bitten by a moose???


Gazza

if a moose travels time and bites you at 8:30, do you feel it at 20:59???

[chris horne]

Wow that's some time warp... I bet you have the super size aluminum foil beanie... Watch out for mooses, I've heard they're into time travel also.

BTW: Did you know that Ole's sister was once bitten by a moose???


Gazza

Its sheep we have to look out for overhere (those that kilt bill hasnt got under lock and key:roflblack )


My sister was bit by a sheep but ole says it was a moose in sheeps colthes:eek: :eek:

[Moved On]

Yea that was stated in the third section of Einstiens Moose Paradox theory.

Gazza

[Moved On]

My sister was bit by a sheep Is your sister a lesbian.... dating one of Bill's girls?

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

Yea that was stated in the third section of Einstiens Moose Paradox theory.

Gazza

can moose farts be attributed to that same paradox? or is it jetting?

[chris horne]

Yea that was stated in the third section of Einstiens Moose Paradox theory.

Gazza


I hope all the moose,s are in the union

[chris horne]

Is your sister a lesbian.... dating one of Bill's girls?

Gazza

She,s married to Bill:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack

[lagerdrinker]

She,s married to Bill:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack


darn, i was setting up a camera. ill just go photograph a moose

[Moved On]

Here's a guy that knows his mooses and his time...
Kinda reminds me of Ole... with some real hair...

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/jan04/captain_moose_012404_big.jpg

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs9/cap-clock.jpg

Gazza

[chris horne]

Here's a guy that knows his mooses and his time...
Kinda reminds me of Ole... with some real hair...

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/jan04/captain_moose_012404_big.jpg

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs9/cap-clock.jpg

Gazza


Hey the top photo looks like its a wedding:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack

I wonder whose?:laugh :laugh

[lagerdrinker]

red and yellow and pink and green purple and orange and blue...gary sings a rainbow too...hahahahaa

[lagerdrinker]

#9 most viewed in case your keeping track

[chris horne]

How many more to make #8

[Moved On]

It shows up as #12 when I look?

Gazza

[chris horne]

It shows up as #12 when I look?

Gazza


That must be some strong larger that he is drinking.:laugh :laugh

[Moved On]

That must be some strong larger that he is drinking.:laugh :laughI think he has a larger lager to drink ;)

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

from home page click views. came 9th there.

i only had one lager thus far

[Moved On]

Don't know what you clicked...
#12 here http://xlforum.net/vbportal/modules.php?newtop=15&op=vthreads&name=Top&file=index&s=

Gary

[lagerdrinker]

you guys are internet ninjas

[lagerdrinker]

only around 43,000 to go...woohooo

[Moved On]

I don't think we're ever gonna catch the dead deer thread... we don't have bloody enough pictures.

Gazza

[Sportster Girl]

I don't think we're ever gonna catch the dead deer thread... we don't have bloody enough pictures.

Gazza


Just post some nekkid pics here....:p

[chris horne]

only around 43,000 to go...woohooo


Do we have to get 43,000 members to shout woohooo
:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack


i dont understand this internet thing very well:laugh

[lagerdrinker]

Just post some nekkid pics here....:p

any volunteers? anyone? anyone at all?

[Moved On]

I'll volunteer... just gotta find some batteries for the camera... I think my wife took them out for something when I was surfing the forum the other day. I don't know what she did with them, probably in the remote?

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

I'll volunteer... just gotta find some batteries for the camera... I think my wife took them out for something when I was surfing the forum the other day. I don't know what she did with them, probably in the remote?

Gazza


Riiiiiight. let me see. your on internet site, she wants attention and batteries are missing...:roflblack

[Moved On]

That's why I figured the remote...
but I just checked and they're the wrong size.

Oh well I guess I can't post any nekkid pictures of myself after all.

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

That's why I figured the remote...
but I just checked and they're the wrong size.

Oh well I guess I can't post any nekkid pictures of myself after all.

Gazza


:eek: theres enough of that in super off topic..

[lagerdrinker]

72.54% of the members should look elswhere

[Moved On]

for what

gazza

[lagerdrinker]

for what

gazza

nekkid pics of you.:roflblack

[lagerdrinker]

actually i was refering to poll results

[Crash03]

horses suck, thats my opinion
I think "horses" are GREAT! And the more of 'em I can get out of an engine the better I like it!

[lagerdrinker]

I think "horses" are GREAT! And the more of 'em I can get out of an engine the better I like it!


theres a horse stuck in your engine???

[lagerdrinker]

WHAT THE??? my black stars are gone

[Moved On]

WHAT THE??? my black stars are goneYa should have stopped posting at 860 :roflblack

BTW: Don't you ever go to sleep?

Gazza

[Ole]

Bandid boobiss snarflat...

[lagerdrinker]

just came home from work, im tired so i wont be posting anything tonight...i will be grabbing a beer and possibly light the fire pit and enjoy fresh air next to open fire. y'all have a nice night

[BWP 5p]

Ole.....I saw a Moose in a car tonight(on TV)....it was hit and sitting in the front seat with it's head out the windshield.....could THAT have been the one that bit your Sis?!?!?!?!

den doobis discosinate

[Moved On]

It could be why LagerDrinker is tired...

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

wireless laptop, i forgot i could take it outside with me.

[edman]

Moose in car (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0320moose-CR.html) Sadly it was put down.

http://www.earth2us.com/xlforum/moose-car.jpg

[BWP 5p]

Yeh....I heard he was too banged up to live!
Well just because the Moose Died........don't mean this thread has to!!!!!

Back to the Main Page we go !!!!!!!!

[lagerdrinker]

wow, this seems like its always on top.

[RedRider]

wow, this seems like its always on top.

For reasons unbeknownst to anyone....

[Moved On]

I'd rather be on the top than the bottom.

Gazza

[RedRider]

I'd rather be on the top than the bottom.

Gazza

As long as it's not with me, sure why not? ;):D:D:D

[lagerdrinker]

this thread is getting ghey again. whos on top, whos bottom...

[lagerdrinker]

#883
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ole]

Bottom is much better for speedbag testing...

[lagerdrinker]

Bottom is much better for speedbag testing...

if thats anything like getting teabagged...no thanks

[BWP 5p]

#883
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you going to do the conversion.......even though it will never be real?!??!?!:smoke

[lagerdrinker]

Are you going to do the conversion.......even though it will never be real?!??!?!:smoke


damn! your off line, was gonna give 883 to you. as far as 1200 conversion...nhrs has 1250 conversion with axtell iron cylinders for $750.00!!! i may be doin my conversion sooner now with that deal.:clap

[a45junkie]

seems like a lot for 50cc to me, ;)

[AZFlyingDiver]

seems like a lot for 50cc to me, ;)
isn't that about a shot? think i could use one! make mine tequila...

[Moved On]

I'll take a tequilla too and some cashews please

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

seems like a lot for 50cc to me, ;)

normal 1200 is boring stock cylinders and add pistons.
this is new pistons,cylinders,rings,gaskets. and no waiting for work to get done from them.

[Moved On]

Well if you're offering onion rings I'll take a basket of them with my tequilla.
Oh btw you spelled basket wrong is starts with a B not a G.

Gazza

[Moved On]

Hey I'm waiting for my rings.... false advertising damnit !

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

yeah its 250 more than standard 1200 kit they offer, i do like the durability that solid cast iron provides.

[lagerdrinker]

Hey I'm waiting for my rings.... false advertising damnit !

Gazza



look whos drinking tonight!!! easy on the sauce gary:roflblack

[gmhsc]

A beach, marquita and a well endowed woman PLEASE

[lagerdrinker]

A beach, marquita and a well endowed woman PLEASE


1250cc juggs:flasher

[AZFlyingDiver]

A beach, marquita and a well endowed woman PLEASE
now THAT's the conversion kit I've been lookin' for!:danccow

[gmhsc]

As long as they aint on you :D

[AZFlyingDiver]

1250cc juggs:flasher
big, just not Big Twins...
faster, though.
and handles better...

[lagerdrinker]

As long as they aint on you :D


actually ide like a set on me;) all over me:wonderlan

[lagerdrinker]

big, just not Big Twins...
faster, though.
and handles better...


i can handle big twins

[gmhsc]

Would be better with my :banana separating them :p

[Moved On]

i can handle big twinsHere's a pair...

http://www.cbrworld.net/upload/images/img171_553.jpg

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

:bananinj put your weapon away

[AZFlyingDiver]

Would be better with my :banana separating them :p
:roflblack
careful - this thread may yet find its way to deletion!!
:roflblack

[gmhsc]

I'mm putting it away. Are you related to lorania :rolleyes:

[lagerdrinker]

Here's a pair...

http://www.cbrworld.net/upload/images/img171_553.jpg

Gazza


not those big twins:banasad

[Moved On]

http://recollectionbooks.com/bleed/images/humor/bok5.jpg
:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack

Gazza

[gmhsc]

Now thats a good one :roflblack
:roflblack

[raysheen]

...well this poor excuese for a thread is still alive and kicking I see... :laugh

[raysheen]

all your base are belong to us

[Moved On]

Hey John... that chick in your new avatar is making me horny... I'm gonna have to delete it ;)

Gazza

[gmhsc]

Thats a different kinda flick.

[lagerdrinker]

Hey John... that chick in your new avatar is making me horny... I'm gonna have to delete it ;)

Gazza


gary, your gonna have to put down the bottle:roflblack

[lagerdrinker]

all your base are belong to us


is everyone but me drinking?

[lagerdrinker]

...well this poor excuese for a thread is still alive and kicking I see... :laugh


the mighty dead horse poll wont go down!!!

[Moved On]

Woooo hooo #918 !!!!! That's the one I was waiting for :D:D:D

Gazza

[AZFlyingDiver]

Woooo hooo #918 !!!!! That's the one I was waiting for :D:D:D

Gazza
I'm waiting for 1200
then 1250
then 1430
then this'll be the Big Thread
but it'll never be a "real" Big Thread...

[raysheen]

is everyone but me drinking?
someone set up us the bomb

[raysheen]

Hey John... that chick in your new avatar is making me horny... I'm gonna have to delete it ;)

Gazza
oh yeah...Helen Clark is N-A-U-G-H-T-Y :roflblack

[lagerdrinker]

oh yeah...Helen Clark is N-A-U-G-H-T-Y :roflblack


im gonna puke!:frownthre

[gmhsc]

I aint waiting on any certian post number just figured i would jump in and help flog this horse :spank before some one :gun it. :D

[Moved On]

Not so hot in this simulation...

http://www.dorkinglabs.com/fim/127.jpg

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

I aint waiting on any certian post number just figured i would jump in and help flog this horse :spank before some one :gun it. :D


beat it like it owes you money:headb

[gmhsc]

That's where i have been screwing up i always thought these were for getting money back :gun

[raysheen]

Not so hot in this simulation...
says you! I disagree and I've got a dancing cucumber to proove it!:cucumber

[Moved On]

Well she might make me horny, but my cucumber ain't dancing.

Gazza

[gmhsc]

She might be able to get it to dance for ya. :roflblack

[raysheen]

oh man...I'm officially a post whore and I didn't even notice it...I just hit the 3,000 mark posting in this thread....dag nab it

[lagerdrinker]

oh man...I'm officially a post whore and I didn't even notice it...I just hit the 3,000 mark posting in this thread....dag nab it


6 post per day isnt too bad...im a post whore at 15 posts per day:D

[gmhsc]

Well after getting my last avator deleted i hope this one wont be deleted.

[Moved On]

Well after getting my last avator deleted i hope this one wont be deleted.That avatar makes me horny too... I'm gonna have to delete it.

Gazza

[lagerdrinker]

That avatar makes me horny too... I'm gonna have to delete it.

Gazza


does my avatar make you horny? Yeah baby yeah!

[Moved On]

does my avatar make you horny? Yeah baby yeah!Come to think of it that's a pretty vulgar avatar you have there LagerDrinker... I'm taking notes and that's on my delete list too. :D

Gazza

[gmhsc]

That avatar makes me horny too... I'm gonna have to delete it.

Gazza

Its done the same thing to me too of course her hands helps too. Said someting about the vibration. :D

[Moved On]

You think she's got a handful of cashews?
Or is she holding the mooses antlers?

Gazza

[gmhsc]

She mightve gotten moose bitten. :roflblack

[BWP 5p]

WTF....last post ONE DAY AGO ??!?!?!?!?!
It truly is dying!

[lagerdrinker]

WTF....last post ONE DAY AGO ??!?!?!?!?!
It truly is dying!


sorry, got caught up with emulators. wonder if emulators will make bigger juggs handle better???

[BWP 5p]

No......but they will make smaller jugs FEEL like BIGGER jugs....hence the term "emulators" !!!!!!

[a45junkie]

did somebody say moose?
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/bullwinkle_moose.jpg
:roflblack

[lagerdrinker]

did somebody say moose?
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/bullwinkle_moose.jpg
:roflblack


Hey Rocky, watch me pull a horse outta my ass

[hero]

So was your sister bitten ON the ass, or BY an ass?

[lagerdrinker]

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a horse outta my ass

not again bullwinkle

[AZFlyingDiver]

Riding A Dead Horse...

[gmhsc]

Riding A Dead Horse...
Judging by that list i must work for a dead horse :roflblack

[AZFlyingDiver]

I'll drink to that...
http://www.avalonwine.com/mark-ryan-dead-horse-195p.jpg

[gmhsc]

Hope it dont smell like dead horse :roflblack :roflblack

[AZFlyingDiver]

Ya know - the real way to beat a dead horse is...
http://agooart.com/store/horse.jpg

[AZFlyingDiver]

Either way, someone's got to pay!
http://www.ourlittlecircle.com/pay_for_dead_horse.jpg

[AZFlyingDiver]

Why hasn't this already been thought of?!:doh

http://www.playhubbub.com/products/cards/dead_horse.jpg

[AZFlyingDiver]

Then again, maybe not...
http://www.mykaussie.com/images/deadhorse.jpg

[AZFlyingDiver]

And now, a quick thank you to our non-sponsor:
http://blooddeepthemovie.com/images/dead%20horse%20logo.jpg

[lagerdrinker]

And now, a quick thank you to our non-sponsor:
http://blooddeepthemovie.com/images/dead%20horse%20logo.jpg

beating with impunity

[BWP 5p]

45 MORE TIMES....then we'll bury the damn thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOPs....44 more now !!!!!!!!!!!

[lagerdrinker]

43 bottles of beer on the wall

[hero]

So do UFO's have cowbells ?? They must have.

[AZFlyingDiver]

So do UFO's have cowbells ?? They must have.
keeps away the space gremlins...

[lagerdrinker]

keeps away the space gremlins...

if you have a cowbell horn cover, do you need a gremlin bell?

[AZFlyingDiver]

if you have a cowbell horn cover, do you need a gremlin bell?
not if you're tootin' the cowbell horn on a regular basis...
there are side effects, tho...
http://www.piperdogdesign.com.au/web%20illustrations/new%20art/lg-cow-bell.jpg

[hero]

if you have a cowbell horn cover, do you need a gremlin bell?

It's a tough one, but you can work it out with an intricate mathematical formula that involves a lot of zeros and some fresh orange peel...

[AZFlyingDiver]

It's a tough one, but you can work it out with an intricate mathematical formula that involves a lot of zeros and some fresh orange peel...
I think I can find that formula - I used to work for a company that took orange peel and made pellets for cattle feed from it (really).
Hmmmm....

[lagerdrinker]

kinda ironic that the amc gremlin had so many...hmmm.
and what dumbass says i want a gremlin?
jerry sienfeld voice: Who are these people

[AZFlyingDiver]

kinda ironic that the amc gremlin had so many...hmmm.
and what dumbass says i want a gremlin?
jerry sienfeld voice: Who are these people

Why have a "V-Dub" when you can have this?!
http://www.lhmopars.com/MOPAR_Ads/1972_AMC_Gremlin_ad1.jpg

[hero]

Hey is that some orange peel I see on the rear fender?

[AZFlyingDiver]

I just think it's hilarious that the people in the pic can walk so fast.
Maybe they're going after some orange peel.
Peeling out, as it were...

[lagerdrinker]

Why have a "V-Dub" when you can have this?!
http://www.lhmopars.com/MOPAR_Ads/1972_AMC_Gremlin_ad1.jpg
that was a really quik reply, is that pic in your saved pics in your computer? is it a favorite?:roflblack
actually not a real bad looking car. The pacer WAS a real bad looking car, and it had gremlins

[AZFlyingDiver]

that was a really quik reply, is that pic in your saved pics in your computer? is it a favorite?:roflblack
actually not a real bad looking car. The pacer WAS a real bad looking car, and it had gremlins
Nah - just real fast at Google image search :banana

And ah yes, the venerable Pacer...
http://clabedan.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pacer76y.jpg

[lagerdrinker]

Nah - just real fast at Google image search :banana

And ah yes, the venerable Pacer...
http://clabedan.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pacer76y.jpg

not even corinthian leather coulda helped that car

[AZFlyingDiver]

not even corinthian leather coulda helped that car
All together now, in a heavy spanish accent, "RICH Corinthian leather!"
http://www.ricdidonato.com/Downtime/Media/Reference/RM_ad.jpg

[lagerdrinker]

i thought only the cordoba had corinthian leather

[lagerdrinker]

those commercials prove i watched way too much tv growing up

[AZFlyingDiver]

those commercials prove i watched way too much tv growing up
TV was our babysitter - how else to appreciate such classics as... Fantasy Island? :roflblack
http://www.trashfiction.co.uk/fantasy_island.jpg

[lagerdrinker]

TV was our babysitter - how else to appreciate such classics as... Fantasy Island? :roflblack
http://www.trashfiction.co.uk/fantasy_island.jpg


anyone walking around these days with a little person wearing the same thing would be called ghey or something worse. back then it was cool:roflblack

[AZFlyingDiver]

i thought only the cordoba had corinthian leather
I just learned that, "Unfortunately, when most people hear of "Corinthian Leather", they think of the Chrysler Cordoba. In fact, the 1974 Imperial was the first to have rich "Corinthian Leather," something many Chrysler Cordoba owners aren't aware of."

Whoulda thunk?:doh

[AZFlyingDiver]

anyone walking around these days with a little person wearing the same thing would be called ghey or something worse. back then it was cool:roflblack
:roflblack and wearing matching outfits anywhere except at a wedding is grounds for ridicule!

[lagerdrinker]

I just learned that, "Unfortunately, when most people hear of "Corinthian Leather", they think of the Chrysler Cordoba. In fact, the 1974 Imperial was the first to have rich "Corinthian Leather," something many Chrysler Cordoba owners aren't aware of."

Whoulda thunk?:doh


actually, when i hear corinthian leather i think ricardo, oh RRRRICARRRRDO:roflblack

[BWP 5p]

Da Plane....Da Plane !!!!!!!!!

[Moved On]

TV was our babysitter - how else to appreciate such classics as... Fantasy Island? :roflblack
http://www.trashfiction.co.uk/fantasy_island.jpgThat's kinda an old school version of Lager Drinkers avatar isn't it?

Gazza

[gmhsc]

Was just looking at that pacer and was thinking that the sub sandwich was missing from the ad and now i am hungry.

[Moved On]

I don't know about subs, but this one probably has a few donuts in it...

http://www.motorcities.com/media/image/full/00E7G155517966A/1975-AMC-Pacer-Patrol-Car-black-white-A-full.jpg

Check out that winch on the front... who needs 4WD for pulling.

Gazza

[gmhsc]

:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack

[AZFlyingDiver]

That's kinda an old school version of Lager Drinkers avatar isn't it?

Gazza
How 'bout this for ya lagerdrinker? (you ladies' man, you!)
http://www.tradedforwheat.com/meshugenah/images/hervevillechaize.jpg

[lagerdrinker]

How 'bout this for ya lagerdrinker? (you ladies' man, you!)
http://www.tradedforwheat.com/meshugenah/images/hervevillechaize.jpg

that one is cool, but ill stick with mine. Hank the angry drunken dwarf and beetlejuice.:banadanc

[Moved On]

Doctor, I'm having that dream again." the patient said.
"Oh?" The shrink replies. "Which one?"
"The one where I'm into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality. Should I be worried or am I beating a dead horse?"

[lagerdrinker]

Doctor, I'm having that dream again." the patient said.
"Oh?" The shrink replies. "Which one?"
"The one where I'm into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality. Should I be worried or am I beating a dead horse?"
:frownthre :roflblack

[a45junkie]

hey this thread is drifting off topic here!
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/bullwinkle_moose.jpg
Hey Rocky! Bite Me ya Freaking Squirrell!!

[a45junkie]

only twentyone to go for a grand!!

[lagerdrinker]

only twentyone to go for a grand!!
didnt you mean eleven?

[Moved On]

I thought he meant 10 ???

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f8/Ten-BoDerek.jpg/200px-Ten-BoDerek.jpg

Gazza

[AZFlyingDiver]

Soon we can celebrate - with cake...
http://www.securecakestore.com/acatalog/horse.jpg

[AZFlyingDiver]

honorary (and my favorite) dead horse...
http://www.geocities.com/sweettemple2000/pokey.gif

[BWP 5p]

6 more you sicko's!!!!!!!!

[hero]

So this is what it looks like when a thread spirals out of control? I don't mind, I've picked up some pearls of wisdom on this one.. but I still haven't voted either!

[Ole]

This is...

[Ole]

my feeble attempt...

[Ole]

to try to gaurantee myself...

[Ole]

that I'll get...

[Ole]

the 1000th post...





(a moose...my sister...see other threads...)

[Ole]

and to make sure...