Texan Head Count!! [Archive] - The Sportster and Buell Motorcycle Forum

planb

9th February 2005, 00:02

Wait! Wait! I think y'all need to fill out this application prior to posting on here!

A True TEXAN

Only a true Texan knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption, and that you don't HAVE them, you PITCH them.

Only a true Texan knows how many fish, collard greens, turnips, greens, peas, beans, etc..., make up A MESS.

Only a true Texan can show you or point out to you the general direction of YONDER.

Only a true Texan knows exactly how long DIRECTLY is - - as in, "Going to town, be back directly."

All true Texans, even babies, know that sayin' "Gimme some sugar": is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table.

All true Texans know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term but they know the concept well.

Only true Texans know instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large bananer' puddin'.

Only true Texans grow up knowing the real difference between RIGHT NEAR and A RIGHT FUR PIECE. They also know that JUST DOWN THE ROAD can be one mile or 20.

Only a true Texan both knows and understands well the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.

No true Texan would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

A true Texan knows that "fixin'" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb, mainly to be accomplished soon.

Only true Texans make friends while standing in lines. We don't do QUEUES, we do LINES, when we're "in line," we talk to everybody.

Put 100 true Texans in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.

True Texans never refer to one person as "y'all."

True Texans know grits come from corn and how to eat them.

Every true Texan knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.

When you hear someone else say, "well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a genuine Texan.

Only true Texan say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea just indicates the need for sugar and lots of it. We do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk.

A true Texan knows that if you are with a couple of friends, you'll could be with 2 or 10. The number does not matter.

A true Texan knows you don't scream obscenities at some little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the hiways. You just say, "Bless her heart" and go your own way.

:D

cantolina

9th February 2005, 00:33

OMG.....help me! I think I might be......

a TEXAN...

Darhawk

9th February 2005, 00:33

I make 4.............Dallas/Gun Barrel City here.

By the way I just did the count survey on the other tread..........Texans must really be popular, it takes two treads to count us. :clap :clap :clap

Russ

9th February 2005, 00:47

Texas. Stealing Louisiana Culture since 1972.

willprevale

9th February 2005, 00:57

six? SIX?? Oh puleeze! You call that a head count? We got more Georgia boys in here than that fer jiminny sake. :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

willprevale

9th February 2005, 00:58

OMG.....help me! I think I might be......a TEXAN...
OMG I might have ta...... shoot ya ;)

barry1967

9th February 2005, 01:05

I make 4.............Dallas/Gun Barrel City here.

By the way I just did the count survey on the other tread..........Texans must really be popular, it takes two treads to count us. :clap :clap :clap

No not 2 threads for ya'll texasses, It's a poll to disprove the fact that yallllll think you are in high numbers and bigger than us. It's us against YOU and we shall reign victorious. insert evil laugh here.....

Rick572

9th February 2005, 01:29

Copperas Cove, Rick

txsporty

9th February 2005, 01:36

Copperas Cove, Rick

Hello Rick, Just up the road a bit!! Welcome

Why Don't go over to the "Introduce Yourself" area and tell us a bit about you.. :D

cobra0478

9th February 2005, 02:08

Give us time willp,this only started 1 1/2 hr ago.
We need time to get home from work,feed the livestock,visit with the neighbor up the road,make sure the olelady has did all her chores and open a cool one,then we can relax and jaw a little with yall yanks. :p
I guess that makes me # 7
Baytown here,Just east of Houston.
Don
Prowd to be a redneck mother &^$@*+

benford46

9th February 2005, 02:14

Morgans Point Resort

bamf_shadow

9th February 2005, 02:38

Beeville Texas here...down South

"I messed with Texas"

mcsmokinp

9th February 2005, 02:44

Luckymic

9th February 2005, 02:56

American by berth Texan by the Grace of God. Houston, TX born and raised. Currently station in San Diego, CA

tonyhds

9th February 2005, 03:11

Forney,Tx
Home of the Fornicaters

74FeHeadXLH

9th February 2005, 04:02

How about a little humor while you guy's are still countin.....A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on the table. He had the BIGGEST boots on she had ever seen!!! The woman asked the cowboy, "Is it true what they say about men with big feet?" The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't ya'll come on down to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to ya?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him................The next morning she handed him a crisp 100 dollar bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ahh'm real flattered. Aint nobody ever paid me for my services before". The woman replied, " Don't be flattered.....take the money and buy yerself some BOOTS that fit !!!!!" :smoke

oedius

9th February 2005, 04:21

abilene , born and raised also lived in laredo, ft hood, now texarkana.

and just so planb knows

if a TEXAN asks if you want a coke, tell him what kind to get you.
also they have buggies at the grocery store not baskets.

Another Abilene guy! I use my '99 883XL (1200 Conversion) for 100 mile round trip work commute to Sweetwater area, weather permitting. At the risk of incriminating myself, I am actually Arkansas native son. I have lived in Texas since 1982.

Steve

bubbahog

9th February 2005, 04:50

North Yewston, here.

That's Houston, for those of y'all that don't speak Texan.

planb

9th February 2005, 07:48

The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving
Not overly-intelligent

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
(self-explanatory)

Tighter than bark on a tree
Not very generous

Big hat, no cattle
All talk and no action

We've howdied but we ain't shook yet
We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced

He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow
He has a pretty high opinion of himself

She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth
That woman can talk

It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs
We really could use a little rain around here

Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly
Appearances can be deceptive.

This ain't my first rodeo
I've been around awhile

He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch
Not the most handsome of men

They ate supper before they said grace
Living in sin

Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope
Stop arguing and do as you're told

As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Rather prone to boasting

You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make em biscuits
You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is

That's a fur piece.
It'll take you awhile to get there

Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon
just do your part and I'll do mine

Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride
Don't judge a book by its cover

She's been rode hard and put away wet
refers to an unnattractive, hard-looking woman

toad choker
a heavy rain

frog strangler
also a heavy rain

finer than frog hair
use anywhere you might use the word "fine"

rarer than hen's teeth
pretty darn rare

tump
to spill, as in "I jes' tumped over mah beer"

coke
Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Sprite, Mountain Dew, Big Red, etc.

baddog32

9th February 2005, 08:09

Been here since 1982. Gonna be here for a long time to come.

Gone

9th February 2005, 08:21

Houston, TX

James

SilverDragon

9th February 2005, 09:10

most of family is still in san antonio

http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/silverdragonlamp/RidesTEXAS.html

Desertfox

9th February 2005, 10:13

Houston here

jeebus

9th February 2005, 14:30

arlington, TX

55 Jr

9th February 2005, 15:10

I took the industrial fire fighting course in College Station.

Drank Shiner Bock beer, ate Peach Cobbler.

Watched the Aggies kick the hell outta La Tech 31-3.

Bought an Aggies jersey and wore it to Disneyland and Baton Rouge.

I've got a Chevy half ton and work for a big oil/chemical company.

I play an old Telecaster and an even older Les Paul.

I live in Alberta.

Does this make me a Texan?

madisonlink

9th February 2005, 16:37

Dallas, TX

mike

9th February 2005, 16:40

Valley Ranch, former home of the Stars (they moved to Frisco) and soon-to-be former home of the Cowboys (they're moving to Arlington). Haven't heard yet about the Desperados -- maybe they'll stick around!

txsporty

9th February 2005, 21:02

Bumping it back up!!! :D

yeller1200

9th February 2005, 22:34

Gatesville, Tx
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yeller 1200

BonRu

9th February 2005, 22:38

Houston here (actually Deer Park, the "birthplace of Texas"); can't tell what count I am though.

planb

9th February 2005, 23:56

Ok, Ok...you guys win for the biggest of these! I concede!

Darhawk

9th February 2005, 23:59

Ok, Ok...you guys win for the biggest of these! I concede!

Yeh, its sits out in the small bay of my garage. Did you want to stop in for a ride? :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

Darhawk

10th February 2005, 00:17

http://motortrend.com/features/news/112_news040921_inational_l.jpg

Planb, this one sits in the other garage. the International CXT, a pickup truck made in, where else, Garland, Texas.

jwillie

10th February 2005, 00:59

Houston...and I just got a call from the dealer that my 1200R is here and ready to be picked up.

cobra0478

10th February 2005, 01:10

Houston here (actually Deer Park, the "birthplace of Texas"); can't tell what count I am though.

BonRu
I think you are #21 OH ! I always thought that was Beer Park????
Do you ever get over on this side of the bridge?
If so we need to meet up,We sometimes do Pelly Junction.
Don

txsporty

10th February 2005, 01:17

Update:

jwillie is Number 23!!!

Congrats on the New Scoot jwillie!!! :clap :clap

jsub

10th February 2005, 04:55

Native to the Texas Hill Country i.e. God's Country. Transplanted to Oklahoma but still all Texan.

BonRu

10th February 2005, 05:15

BonRu
I think you are #21 OH ! I always thought that was Beer Park????
Do you ever get over on this side of the bridge?
If so we need to meet up,We sometimes do Pelly Junction.
Don

Hi Don! Of course we get over on that side of the bridge (I assume you mean the Fred Hartman). We were at Pelican Junction for that benefit they had last month. If you were there, did you see that red trike with the trunk modeled after that Chevy Z71? That wasn't mine, but I was looking at it! Haha! That thing had reverse! We never go on any planned trips, always playing by ear, but we almost always end up at the Junction at some point; or over at Riverside Inn. Hope to meet up with you some day. That would be neat!

Bon

txsporty

11th February 2005, 02:01

Bump Up!!! :D

Shark Doctor

11th February 2005, 02:03

Bump down...

Bump down...

Dammit, bump down I say.

S- :censor -T. Doesn't seem to work...

:frownthre

barry1967

11th February 2005, 02:09

Bump down...

Bump down...

Dammit, bump down I say.

S- :censor -T. Doesn't seem to work...

:frownthre

Yeah, yeah.. What he said.........

Damn texans.

cobra0478

11th February 2005, 02:19

Hi Don! Of course we get over on that side of the bridge (I assume you mean the Fred Hartman). We were at Pelican Junction for that benefit they had last month. If you were there, did you see that red trike with the trunk modeled after that Chevy Z71? That wasn't mine, but I was looking at it! Haha! That thing had reverse! We never go on any planned trips, always playing by ear, but we almost always end up at the Junction at some point; or over at Riverside Inn. Hope to meet up with you some day. That would be neat!

Bon
Bon,
I usually make the benefits but missed that one.Work.
I work across the street from the junction at Ace Machine,
I ride a 93 1200 black,We will be looking out for you all.
Don

txsporty

11th February 2005, 02:37

Yeah, yeah.. What he said.........

Damn texans.

Originally Posted by Shark Doctor
Bump down...
Bump down...
Dammit, bump down I say.
S- :censor -T. Doesn't seem to work...
:frownthre

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VettesRule

11th February 2005, 06:46

El Paso, TEXAS born and raised!

gearhead

11th February 2005, 16:09

#26 Nacogdoches(say it with me now Nac-a-nowhere=) , if you count Jsub, excommunicado(if that's the right word) 25 otherwise.

oh yea, Oldest town in Texas!

NXC1978

11th February 2005, 17:10

Allen, Texas- first train robery in Texas took place here. Well at least the first one ever reported. Just N. of Dallas. Born in Dallas parents moved to suburbs. Lived here my whole life. TEXAN!!! :smoke

chupacabra

11th February 2005, 17:47

Richardson, Texas here.

jwillie

11th February 2005, 18:13

jwillie here, and for the record, I am now official. I just drove home on my 1200R...in Houston...you know, Houston, TEXAS.

txsporty

11th February 2005, 20:28

jwillie

Congrats on the New Scoot!!! :clap :clap

What Dealer did you get it from??

mikeabe

11th February 2005, 20:31

Azle probably wouldn't mean anything to anybody, so I'll proudly claim Cow Town (Ft. Worth). Where they still have a daily Longhorn cattle "stampede" down Exchange St. I wasn't born here, but I wouldn't dream of leavin'.

lefty

11th February 2005, 20:58

:smoke Just noticed this thread. . .learn something new every day. . . .I didn't know that Texans could count . . . . . . .arf, arf, arf. . . . :p

Lefty (is gonna get it now!)

txsporty

12th February 2005, 05:17

:smoke Just noticed this thread. . .learn something new every day. . . .I didn't know that Texans could count . . . . . . .arf, arf, arf. . . . :p

Lefty (is gonna get it now!)

You looking for a Smack!!! :smackh

:D

barry1967

12th February 2005, 05:20

:smoke Just noticed this thread. . .learn something new every day. . . .I didn't know that Texans could count . . . . . . .arf, arf, arf. . . . :p

Lefty (is gonna get it now!)

Only if they don't have to go past 20...fingers and toes ya know.

However men can count to 21....Well in texas maybe it's only 20 1/2. :D

Darhawk

12th February 2005, 05:46

News Flash: North Korea to nuke Rhode Island, Texans donate to Korean aid program in response to positve gesture from NK towards "World Peace"

Gary

12th February 2005, 06:11

Valley Ranch, former home of the Stars (they moved to Frisco)You mean the NorStars right?

Gazza

txsporty

12th February 2005, 16:18

News Flash: North Korea to nuke Rhode Island, Texans donate to Korean aid program in response to positve gesture from NK towards "World Peace"

Darhawk

I think if they just dropped a M80 on Rhode Island it would disappear!!!!

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Broncodog

12th February 2005, 16:22

Darhawk

I think if they just dropped a M80 on Rhode Island it would disappear!!!!

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Are ya sayin' Rhode Island is small???.........but I thought size didn't matter :laugh :flasher

txsporty

12th February 2005, 16:53

Are ya sayin' Rhode Island is small???.........but I thought size didn't matter :laugh :flasher

Size doesn't matter, but when your That Small IT DOES!!! :yikes
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Broncodog

12th February 2005, 17:10

Size doesn't matter, but when your That Small IT DOES!!! :yikes
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I quess that would qualify as a small Texas town :laugh

Darhawk

12th February 2005, 17:13

I quess that would qualify as a small Texas town :laugh
Hell, it may not even qualify as a Texas cross road. :laugh

Broncodog

12th February 2005, 17:22

Hell, it may not even qualify as a Texas cross road. :laugh
Spoken like a true Texan! :laugh

torxster

12th February 2005, 17:41

Sorry I'm late.

txsporty

12th February 2005, 17:52

Sorry I'm late.

Better late then Never!!! :D

How's it going Rudy??

barry1967

12th February 2005, 18:34

Are ya sayin' Rhode Island is small???.........but I thought size didn't matter :laugh :flasher

Thanks Dog. It's funny how the big/small stuff backfires when ya fight back :D

75oldschool

13th February 2005, 04:30

at least the alamo should be safe:laugh

FastFwd

13th February 2005, 10:04

I'm bringin' up the hind one, as usual. Amarillo, present and accounted for. Couldn't leave Doc all alone in the panhandle. Wouldn't be neighborly. Hey, Doc! :tour

barry1967

13th February 2005, 14:14

at least the alamo should be safe:laugh

I heard Ozzy was going to tour the alamo again this year. :smoke

ctilson

14th February 2005, 03:07

Having been born and raised in Tennessee, I had Honorary Texan status once I moved to Dallas in 1999.

willprevale

14th February 2005, 04:14

Yeah but no one really knows how many of youse is in here, which only prooves youse Texans can't count. :laugh :laugh :laugh

txsporty

14th February 2005, 04:21

Yeah but no one really knows how many of youse is in here, which only prooves youse Texans can't count. :laugh :laugh :laugh

ctilson is #32!!! :clap :clap

You want the List!!! :yikes

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Darhawk

14th February 2005, 04:23

ctilson is #32!!! :clap :clap

You want the List!!! :yikes

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laughPlease, whatever you do, do not give planb access to another list :laugh

willprevale

14th February 2005, 04:24

ctilson is #32!!! :clap :clap You want the List!!! :yikes
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OOPS!!! :help1

txsporty

14th February 2005, 04:33

OOPS!!! :help1

Yes Sir, We Texans CAN Count!!! :D

planb

14th February 2005, 04:35

List? I don't need no stinkin' leeeest!

http://www.jokebug.com/jokepics/6545.jpg

A biker from Texas had gone on a ride to visit some friends in Boston. He was supposed to meet his friends at an up-scale bar where some local college kids also happened to hang out. When he pulled in, he had been on the road for a while and needed to use the restroom.

He noticed his friends had not arrived yet, so he asked one of the customers, "Hey buddy, where is the bathroom at?"

The customer sneered and said, "Here at Harvard, we don't end our sentences in prepositions."

The rider looked at the guy in the sweater vest and said, "Okay. Let me rephrase that. Where is the bathroom at, Ass-hole?"

willprevale

14th February 2005, 04:37

Please, whatever you do, do not give planb access to another list :laugh
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I second it!!! :p

cobra0478

14th February 2005, 04:41

Mike (txsporty) just ask in another thd if I was going to R.O.T. So let me ask how many of the Texas gang will be going to R.O.T. ?
We should plan to meet up somewhere and get to know one another.
Mike ,Maby you could start another thd.this could be fun.

Darhawk

14th February 2005, 04:43

............. "Hey buddy, where is the bathroom at?"

The customer sneered and said, "Here at Harvard, we don't end our sentences in prepositions."

The rider looked at the guy in the sweater vest and said, "Okay. Let me rephrase that. Where is the bathroom at, Ass-hole?"

See, it don't take no damn Harvard degree to ask where the pisser is at.

willprevale

14th February 2005, 04:46

List? I don't need no stinkin' leeeest!
Too late Dar. He's got inside info

Darhawk

14th February 2005, 04:48

Too late Dar. He's got inside info

sheeeeeeeeiiiittttttt:cry1

Gary

14th February 2005, 05:01

ctilson is #32!!! :clap :clap

You want the List!!! :yikes

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I don't get it??? Oh is this where the 32 comes from?

Gazza

planb

14th February 2005, 05:30

No, No, Gazza...

Here...we need to do a Texas translation sheet like Gronk or Stevo did for Oz Talk:

NUMBER - verb...to experience rare cold.
Usage: "My balls get number ever time I ride in 60F weather!"

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."

IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni."
Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"

RANCH - noun. A tool.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother
from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck,
that things gonna catch far."

TARRED - adjective. Exhausted.
Usage: "I just flew into Houston from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."

RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."

FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"

GUMMIT - Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!"

willprevale

14th February 2005, 05:34

I'm gonna have to start keepin' kleenex next to my 'puter if planb ain't caged up soon. :laugh :laugh :laugh

Darhawk

14th February 2005, 05:34

planb, ya hat ta werk on this one dinnit ya.:rolleyes:

Darhawk

14th February 2005, 05:37

I'm gonna have to start keepin' kleenex next to my 'puter if planb ain't caged up soon. :laugh :laugh :laugh
Ya gotta amit, sometimes he comes up wid stuf so funny, ya don't know wedder ta spit out da mouth, piss yer pants, fart the juice. or do all three at once.:laugh :laugh :laugh

Gary

14th February 2005, 05:41

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Gazza

txsporty

14th February 2005, 11:03

txsporty

14th February 2005, 11:06

Planb

I'm going to get your brother after YOU!!!! :yikes

willprevale

14th February 2005, 14:42

Planb

I'm going to get your brother after YOU!!!! :yikes
He probably avoids him too. :p Do you have any idea how many times I have to clean my keyboard every week because if him? :laugh

txsporty

15th February 2005, 03:14

Cobra0478

R.O.T. Thread Done!!!! :D

willprevale

15th February 2005, 04:54

My gawd, almost 1400 reads. That's gotta tell ya something about Texans.

txsporty

15th February 2005, 05:12

My gawd, almost 1400 reads. That's gotta tell ya something about Texans.

Look Out The Texans are Coming!!! :yikes

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planb

15th February 2005, 05:28

Darhawk

15th February 2005, 06:12

..........Man, Dar's going to come up to Oregon and put one of his $300.00 boots somewhere where it don't rain up here! :smoke

It already looks like the kitten has................just how does his whiskers feel between yer cheeks.:laugh

txsporty

19th February 2005, 16:19

Now wait just a durn minute....

Are you saying it takes 1400 Texans to count to 32? Someone forgot to be counted...now take off those boots and count again! :D

Man, Dar's going to come up to Oregon and put one of his $300.00 boots somewhere where it don't rain up here! :smoke

No, 1368 people are wondering How many Texans are really Here!!! :D
I think someone's worried about us Texans!!!! :yikes

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

barry1967

19th February 2005, 16:53

No, 1368 people are wondering How many Texans are really Here!!! :D
I think someone's worried about us Texans!!!! :yikes

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

That's not it at all. It took 1400+ people to realize just how few of you there really are.

What is it Azzhole, I mean Gazza, 32 I think.

Wow 32 in a state a bazillion times bigger than my state. And I think there are at least 3 of us.

Let's see now 3 times a bazillion = 32

Interesting.

Darhawk

19th February 2005, 16:59

That's not it at all. It took 1400+ people to realize just how few of you there really are.

What is it Azzhole, I mean Gazza, 32 I think.

Wow 32 in a state a bazillion times bigger than my state. And I think there are at least 3 of us.

Let's see now 3 times a bazillion = 32

Interesting.
just when I was beginin to like ya......:laugh :laugh ;)

txsporty

19th February 2005, 17:17

barry1967

Yup, 32 here so far!!! But the other 100,000 are out riding!!!! :D

Are YOU!!!!

Didn't think so!! :p :laugh :laugh

Kinda hard to ride on ice and Snow!!!!!
:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

;)

Broncodog

19th February 2005, 17:17

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txsporty

19th February 2005, 17:27

Artie your right about that!!! :clap

:luvsport

barry1967

19th February 2005, 17:37

Streak70

19th February 2005, 18:44

Currently: Peoples Republik of Austin
Formerly:
Hondo
San Antonio
College Station
Bryan
Dallas
Richardson
Leon Springs
Brenham
Tomball
Houston
Missouri City

Joe
'99 1200S

Flamin883

19th February 2005, 20:18

It already looks like the kitten has................just how does his whiskers feel between yer cheeks.:laugh
If those are really planb's cheeks, I'm gonna have to rethink my response to "you can kiss my :censor " Or chang my image of pb.

txsporty

20th February 2005, 05:38

:cry1 That hurt man, it really does :cry1

Sorry Man!!! :D

As the Saying Goes: Don't Mess With Texas!!! :laugh :laugh

;)

Darhawk

20th February 2005, 05:39

Sorry Man!!! :D

As the Saying Goes: Don't Mess With Texas!!! :laugh :laugh

;)
and the truth always hurts :clap

txsporty

20th February 2005, 05:39

Streak70

Welcome Fellow Texan!! Why didn't you drop in to the Introduce Yourself section and tell us about you and your Scoot!!

Your Number 33

Darhawk

20th February 2005, 05:45

Your Number 33

wow. .........almost enough for a rowdy, illconsiderent, rag tag, misfit, troublemaking cycle gang...........woooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooo :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop :chop

Broncodog

20th February 2005, 05:47

Has anyone actually done a break down of how many are from what states?

Darhawk

20th February 2005, 05:48

Has anyone actually done a break down of how many are from what states?

hey, we're Texans, don't make this any more complicated than it already is..................

Broncodog

20th February 2005, 05:50

Just stirrin' the pot :laugh Thought someone must have done a count other than a Texan :D

planb

20th February 2005, 05:54

All Bert had to do is subtract your teeny 32 Texans from the thousands of us members, and we'd have a good count of non-texans in a flash! :)

Darhawk

20th February 2005, 06:00

All Bert had to do is subtract your teeny 32 Texans from the thousands of us members, and we'd have a good count of non-texans in a flash! :)

You'd like that, another *u*king statistic to put on a thread at Texan expense :rolleyes: ;)

txsporty

20th February 2005, 06:05

Has anyone actually done a break down of how many are from what states?

Damn Artie, This is bad enough!!!! :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

I know there's a bunch of you Californians, bunch from New York, Virginia, Maryland, New Jersey, Georgia. I think we have a group from about every state here!!!! I don't know how we could get a total from every state?? :D
Maybe Bert could help us!!!

And we also have the only 2 or 3 Sporty Riders from Rhode Island!!!!

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

Sorry Barry, couldn't resist!!! ;)

txsporty

20th February 2005, 06:10

All Bert had to do is subtract your teeny 32 Texans from the thousands of us members, and we'd have a good count of non-texans in a flash! :)

Excuse me planb, the number is 33!!!!! Get it right!!!
:laugh :laugh :laugh

Broncodog

20th February 2005, 06:14

OK Mike, just a thought...............well then, lets all go to barry house :laugh

planb

20th February 2005, 06:27

Geez, Mike, What's one Texan between friends? Besides,

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune....
"One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban"

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes then silence.

The voice then calls out..... "One Texan is better than one hundred Taliban"

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The Texan's voice calls out again.... "One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban"

The enraged Taliban commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander.....

"Don't send any more men....it's a trap....there's 33 of them!"

txsporty

20th February 2005, 06:48

Planb

That was Good!!!!! :clap :clap :clap

:laugh :smiliesig :laugh :smiliesig :laugh :smiliesig :laugh :smiliesig :laugh :smiliesig :laugh :smiliesig :laugh :smiliesig :laugh :smiliesig :laugh :smiliesig :laugh :smiliesig :laugh :smiliesig :laugh :smiliesig :laugh :smiliesig :laugh :smiliesig

txsporty

20th February 2005, 06:50

OK Mike, just a thought...............well then, lets all go to barry house :laugh

Hell, it's to damn Cold and Snowy up there!!!

I'll wait until Summer!!! :yikes

Broncodog

20th February 2005, 06:55

Hell, it's to damn Cold and Snowy up there!!!

I'll wait until Summer!!! :yikes
Point taken :D

barry1967

20th February 2005, 16:18

Hell, it's to damn Cold and Snowy up there!!!
I'll wait until Summer!!! :yikes

Thanks for the compassion. I can feel your love.

And we also have the only 2 or 3 Sporty Riders from Rhode Island!!!!
Sorry Barry, couldn't resist!!! ;)

That's only cause I haven't contacted the other 4

OK Mike, just a thought...............well then, lets all go to barry house :laugh

I guess I'll have to buy more beer :D

Hell, it's to damn Cold and Snowy up there!!!
I'll wait until Summer!!! :yikes

Ok, not as much beer

Sorry Man!!! :D
As the Saying Goes: Don't Mess With Texas!!! :laugh :laugh
;)

Oh Paaleeeeeeassssse.

and the truth always hurts :clap

I thought you were on my side.

txsporty

20th February 2005, 17:38

Thanks for the compassion. I can feel your love.

That's only cause I haven't contacted the other 4

I guess I'll have to buy more beer :D

Ok, not as much beer

Oh Paaleeeeeeassssse.

I thought you were on my side.

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

You're OK Barry!!!!!

txsporty

21st February 2005, 08:02

Bumping Up!!!! :D

texsport

22nd February 2005, 16:48

Alvin, TX here.

sunkenloot

23rd February 2005, 03:59

Im in Addison but the bike lives in Plano....Im in Plano alot. hah

txsporty

24th February 2005, 23:40

Bump up again!!!! :D

txsporty

2nd March 2005, 11:54

:bump :bump :bump :bump

:D

Darhawk

2nd March 2005, 16:14

How many we up to now Mike????????

barry1967

2nd March 2005, 16:40

:bump :bump :bump :bump

:D

No need to bump anymore. Texas has shot it's wad and is done. :D

planb

2nd March 2005, 17:58

txsporty

2nd March 2005, 18:29

Texas Head Count is 35 with Sunkenloot!!!! :clap :clap

There's at least 3 more here that I know of that haven't signed in yet!!!! :rolleyes:

regoscar

6th March 2005, 21:14

Then I make up the 36th one... here in S.A.

Reggie... need to figue out this sig line thing...

markster6828

7th March 2005, 02:32

Too much of a good thang ....# 37 Go Texans !
Woulda been here sooner but I've been out ride'n :smoke

Joaguin Tx, (wawkeen)

gunlocators

7th March 2005, 06:39

Make me #38 Midland Texas Born N Raised..... In the Heart if Texas Oil Country.... For all you Yanks we can pretty much ride YEAR ROUND HERE :D LOL

sawrecker

7th March 2005, 12:33

San Antonio area here. looks like #39 :wonderlan

barry1967

7th March 2005, 13:31

There's only 33 Sportsters in the whole state of Texas?????????????? :yikes

You need to post more of those XL Forum flyers around that state...New Jersey is right behind you in numbers! Shoot...Rhode Island might be able to pluck 33 members before long!

Actually when I start my job at the dealer next week, I'll get the data base of sales and register all the sporty owners for the last 5 yrs here on the forum.

Let's see, 5 yrs x #sporty owners, carry the 7 - the square root of pi =

7
CRAP

BigJim

7th March 2005, 15:19

Cypress, TX (suburb of Houston) here, count me too!

:D

BonRu

7th March 2005, 18:18

Hey Big Jim! Welcome aboard!!! Deer Park here; another suburb of Houston. :D

txsporty

7th March 2005, 23:29

Up to 40 now!!!! :clap :clap :clap :clap

:D

FastFwd

8th March 2005, 07:54

7
CRAP
That's alright, Barry! :laugh :clap cool...

Desertfox

8th March 2005, 10:20

Houston here #41.

txsporty

8th March 2005, 13:27

Houston here #41.

Your already #17!!!! :D

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

planb

8th March 2005, 18:07

With everyone counting themselves twice, I'd say you must be 81 or 84, 0341rider!....sooo...TxSporty, if the count is actually 40, in reality does that make it twenty with double votes? Shoot, Rhode Island is going to beat you with those numbers! :D I saw two Texas Oscars trying to be counted the other night, but their fins just couldn't reach the keyboard! If we were in Florida, I'm afraid I would have to ask for a recount! :D

BonRu

8th March 2005, 20:00

Your already #17!!!! :D

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

Hahaa!!! Can't blame him for trying!!! :laugh :laugh :laugh

PlanB, I'm thinking you might be onto something. :smoke

txsporty

9th March 2005, 03:32

I thought I had already registered? anyway I definetly had to re-register to get into this head count. Would I be 41 or 42?

0341rider your #41!!! :clap :clap

planb

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

Dammit planb you made me spit beer all over my key board AGAIN!!!! :D

SlingBlade

22nd March 2005, 04:19

Roanoke Texas

:clap

Darhawk

22nd March 2005, 16:33

Oh wow, can we double count..........wooooooohooooooo

I'll just register in some of the guys from Gun Barrel.............Let's see.........................Mack, Mike, Jerry, Johnny, Alan......that brings us to 46,,,,,,,,,,,,,,now include the Kossack MC, the Iron Hogs MC, and an assorted group of others to include meth makers, meth users, Henderson County Independents, and assorted other riders, and we're easily at 500.:D

txsporty

22nd March 2005, 20:06

Dar

You know that wouldn't be fair!!!! :D

Anyways that would really get everyone holler'n about us TEXANS!!!!

Darhawk

22nd March 2005, 21:50

Dar

You know that wouldn't be fair!!!! :D

Anyways that would really get everyone holler'n about us TEXANS!!!!

Hey.....everything is fair in love, war, and politics.:laugh :laugh :laugh

barry1967

23rd March 2005, 01:13

Dar

You know that wouldn't be fair!!!! :D

Was it fair that Ozzy got banned for 10 yrs for pissin on the MO'. He should have been givien a medal. :D

txsporty

23rd March 2005, 02:10

Hey.....everything is fair in love, war, and politics.:laugh :laugh :laugh

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

I guess your right there!!!! :D

txsporty

23rd March 2005, 02:14

Was it fair that Ozzy got banned for 10 yrs for pissin on the MO'. He should have been givien a medal. :D

He's probably lucky he didn't get Shot!!!!! :yikes

:D

;)

barry1967

23rd March 2005, 02:21

Where did your horns go? I thought it was amusing.

txsporty

23rd March 2005, 03:54

Where did your horns go? I thought it was amusing.

They're Gone!!! :yikes

Guess someone didn't like them??? :frownthre

Wish they would have said something!!!

Here they are again!!!

http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/medium/50Horns2.JPG

BonRu

23rd March 2005, 03:58

:laugh Those are great Mike!! :clap :clap

Broncodog

23rd March 2005, 03:59

You are one horny guy Mike! :laugh :p

spacyj17

23rd March 2005, 04:14

I'm a Transplanted Texan thanks to Uncle Sam...Leaving Houston, I joined the Air Force to have the adventure of a lifetime and they sent me to Omaha, Nebraska...
:censor

BonRu

23rd March 2005, 04:16

You are one horny guy Mike! :laugh :p

THANK YOU Artie!!! I was wanting to say that, but refrained. I knew someone would come through! :laugh :shhhh :laugh

BonRu

23rd March 2005, 04:18

I'm a Transplanted Texan thanks to Uncle Sam...Leaving Houston, I joined the Air Force to have the adventure of a lifetime and they sent me to Omaha, Nebraska...
:censor

Jay, where in Houston? That's where I'm from; Deer Park actually, but there are several of us "Houstonians" on this forum. Big state + big city = lotsa Houstonians. :)

Broncodog

23rd March 2005, 04:18

THANK YOU Artie!!! I was wanting to say that, but refrained. I knew someone would come through! :laugh :shhhh :laugh
I saw ya bitting your tounge! :laugh

txsporty

23rd March 2005, 04:41

You are one horny guy Mike! :laugh :p

That's what I've been Told!!! :D

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

tonyhds

23rd March 2005, 04:49

Dude...... I look forward to ridin with you on the XL Forum Texas Ride down in the Hill Country, but I ain't roomin wth ya.

barry1967

23rd March 2005, 13:52

They're Gone!!! :yikes

Guess someone didn't like them???
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/medium/50Horns2.JPG

Boo Hoo. So that means anything I don't like we can make disappear. :frownone

Let me start a list :frownthre

txsporty

24th March 2005, 02:06

Dude...... I look forward to ridin with you on the XL Forum Texas Ride down in the Hill Country, but I ain't roomin wth ya.

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

I really don't think you have to worry about that!!! :D

Desertfox

24th March 2005, 02:28

Your already #17!!!! :D

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
As they say......vote early and vote often. :laugh

txsporty

24th March 2005, 02:36

With the addition of Slingblade and Spacyj17 we're now up to 43 TEXANS!!!!!
:clap :clap :clap :clap

:D

Broncodog

24th March 2005, 02:49

Well Stevo, there is a lot of bull in Texas :shhhh :laugh

stevo

24th March 2005, 03:02

yes.....clearly.......copious quantities of bovine excrement

Broncodog

24th March 2005, 03:04

yes.....clearly.......copious quantities of bovine excrement

:laugh :laugh :laugh You silver tounge devil you :laugh

txsporty

24th March 2005, 03:36

Mountainrun

24th March 2005, 04:00

Well I did live in Paris Texas for awile (where the creeks get out when a frog pisses in 'em), got kinfolk all over Texas, and hope to move back again, so that's gotta count fer sumpin'.

Flamin883

24th March 2005, 14:32

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

Stevo and Artie made a Funny!!! :yikes

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

But there's Still 43 TEXANS Here!!!! :D

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
Yea, I now know for a fact you guys are right, everything is bigger in Texas.
cause in Texas it takes 18 pages and 174, no make that 175 posts to count to 43 :bump

BonRu

24th March 2005, 15:20

Well I did live in Paris Texas for awile (where the creeks get out when a frog pisses in 'em), got kinfolk all over Texas, and hope to move back again, so that's gotta count fer sumpin'.

This Cowgirl says it counts!! :clap :clap :clap

txsporty

25th March 2005, 02:30

This Cowgirl says it counts!! :clap :clap :clap

Sounds Good to me!!! :D 44, TEXANS!!!!!

txsporty

25th March 2005, 02:32

Yea, I now know for a fact you guys are right, everything is bigger in Texas.
cause in Texas it takes 18 pages and 174, no make that 175 posts to count to 43 :bump

YUP!!! Make that 177 posts and 18 pages to count to 44!!! :D

We count Slow!!!! :yikes

;)

Broncodog

25th March 2005, 02:41

Driving Through Texas

Barry and I are driving through Texas when we get pulled over by a state trooper.

The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, Barry rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. Barry says, "Why'd you do that?

The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."

Barry says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on Barrys license, and he's clean.

He gives Barry his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. I roll the window down, and the trooper smacks me with the nightstick.

I say, "What'd you do that for?"

The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."

I say, "Huh?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, "I wish that sucker would've tried that stuff with me!" :frownthre

barry1967

25th March 2005, 02:50

I can hear it now.

" Dude, I wish tht faggot state trooper tried that shit with me, I'da kicked his ass"

HA HA LMAO

Broncodog

25th March 2005, 02:51

I can hear it now.

" Dude, I wish tht faggot state trooper tried that shit with me, I'da kicked his ass"

HA HA LMAO

:o :laugh :laugh

barry1967

25th March 2005, 02:56

I can't stop laughin'. Funny stuff

Could be the rum.....or Kamikazees.

Broncodog

25th March 2005, 02:58

Are those pilots buzzin yer house again? :smoke

txsporty

25th March 2005, 02:58

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

That's a good one Artie!!!

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

Broncodog

25th March 2005, 02:59

Next time we're in Texas, we're droppin yer name Mike......................and get a good beating :laugh

barry1967

25th March 2005, 03:06

Next time we're in Texas, we're droppin yer name Mike......................and get a good beating :laugh

Yeah, cept I'll let you talk :D

txsporty

25th March 2005, 03:06

Next time we're in Texas, we're droppin yer name Mike......................and get a good beating :laugh

They'll probably lock you up and throw away the Key if you do that!!!! :yikes

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

Broncodog

25th March 2005, 03:09

Yeah, cept I'll let you talk :D
Whata Pal, Whata Pal!!!
Mike,
I was thinkin of mentioning Dar, but then we'll get shot!

barry1967

25th March 2005, 03:13

If we share a cell, who's da bitch?

txsporty

25th March 2005, 03:15

Whata Pal, Whata Pal!!!
Mike,
I was thinkin of mentioning Dar, but then we'll get shot!

No, they won't shoot you!!

They'll lynch You!!! :yikes

:laugh :laugh :laugh

Broncodog

25th March 2005, 03:16

If we share a cell, who's da bitch?
:yikes Can you say Monk!?! :nosee

Broncodog

25th March 2005, 03:19

No, they won't shoot you!!

They'll lynch You!!! :yikes

:laugh :laugh :laugh
:smackh Ofcourse its Texas! :D

txsporty

25th March 2005, 03:20

If we share a cell, who's da bitch?

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

Your Killin' Me Barry!!!!

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

barry1967

25th March 2005, 03:21

:yikes Can you say Monk!?! :nosee

Or maybe unich?

Broncodog

25th March 2005, 03:22

Or maybe unich?
He exclamed in a high pitched voice :p :laugh

barry1967

25th March 2005, 03:22

Or better yet, we can both be bitch and learn to knit or something.

We should call Martha :rolleyes:

Broncodog

25th March 2005, 03:26

Or better yet, we can both be bitch and learn to knit or something.

We should call Martha :rolleyes:
Knit one peral two :D

barry1967

25th March 2005, 03:44

Your starting to scare there, Butch

I don't know any good prison names :shhhh

Broncodog

25th March 2005, 03:57

Your starting to scare there, Butch

I don't know any good prison names :shhhh
Here ya go:
http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/prison_bitch_name_generator/

barry1967

25th March 2005, 04:07

OK, not starting to scare, I am scared now :yikes

stevo

25th March 2005, 04:10

hey look I've got the 200th post

barry1967

25th March 2005, 04:14

You were just waiting for that weren't ya stevo

actually, 201 :D

stevo

25th March 2005, 04:16

have a look again.... ;)

spacyj17

25th March 2005, 04:29

Jay, where in Houston? That's where I'm from; Deer Park actually, but there are several of us "Houstonians" on this forum. Big state + big city = lotsa Houstonians. :)

I went to high school in Kingwood from 1986-89. My parents (Dad is a custom Wide Glide rider!) are still there. Go Astros!

Darhawk

25th March 2005, 06:11

I went to high school in Kingwood from 1986-89. My parents (Dad is a custom Wide Glide rider!) are still there. Go Astros!

Christ, I'm here bustin a gut reading the past twenty or so posts, and someone gets back on topic.:cry1

barry1967

25th March 2005, 13:13

have a look again.... ;)

Uh-oh, who's post went away? :shhhh

barry1967

25th March 2005, 13:21

Christ, I'm here bustin a gut reading the past twenty or so posts, and someone gets back on topic.:cry1

Let's ban him ! BAN HIM BAN HIM BAN HIM

Now back to our regularly sceduled highjack...

txsporty

1st April 2005, 03:38

:bump :bump

Calling all TEXANS!!!! :D

We only have 44 TEXANS Here!!!! :yikes

I know better then that!!!!!

They're at least a half dozen or more here that haven't bothered to sign in here!!! :frownthre

Com'on Fellow TEXANS, Sign in!!!!! :D

stevo

1st April 2005, 03:50

Uh-oh, who's post went away? :shhhh

I took one of mine out .....about the rubber boots.....

even tho I could probably delete a few in this thread for a laugh....

I don't like doin it....

if ya start deletin for things like that...where do ya stop???..

Mods are NOT GOD....even tho on some sites they seem to think they are... :frownthre

barry1967

1st April 2005, 03:53

I took one of mine out .....about the rubber boots.....

even tho I could probably delete a few in this thread for a laugh....

I don't like doin it....

if ya start deletin for things like that...where do ya stop???..

Mods are NOT GOD....even tho on some sites they seem to think they are... :frownthre

Wow, I guess you really wanted to have that 200 number huh?

Maybe i'll delete on of mine and make ya 199 :p

stevo

1st April 2005, 03:59

then I'll delete 7 of yours and put one of mine back at 200 ;) :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

barry1967

1st April 2005, 04:01

then I'll delete 7 of yours and put one of mine back at 200 ;) :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Forget it, I can see where this would go.

I'd be negative posts before it's over ;)

stevo

1st April 2005, 04:32

ahhhh, a wise man :D :cheers

SmokeyXL

14th April 2005, 15:21

What's the count, 44?

I'm signing in finally!

I guess that makes 45!!

Houston, Texas

txsporty

15th April 2005, 02:06

SmokeyXL

Yes, your Number 45!!

C'mon TEXANS, Sign in!!!!!! :yikes

barry1967

15th April 2005, 02:12

SmokeyXL

Yes, your Number 45!!

C'mon TEXANS, Sign in!!!!!! :yikes

Blah,Blah, Blah. Your lips are flapping but I don't here anything intelligent :p

Broncodog

15th April 2005, 02:17

What's all this about head? :shhhh :p

barry1967

15th April 2005, 02:22

What's all this about head? :shhhh :p

I think in texas you can.......Never mind :D

Broncodog

15th April 2005, 02:26

I think in texas you can.......Never mind :D
http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/10_2_6[1].gif :shhhh :smoker

planb

15th April 2005, 02:28

The way Mike's been counting lately, he might as well hire this Texas Dog to do it! :D

One day a Texas rancher was bragging to his neighbor that his dog was so smart he could count.

The other rancher didn't believe him, so the first rancher ordered his dog to go count the geese in the pond out back. The dog took off, came back, and barked 4 times.

Both ranchers went out back to check if the dog was right, and sure enough there were 4 geese in sight.

Back at the ranch house the neighbor said that the dog was lucky and wanted more proof, so the rancher sent the dog off again.

This time the dog came back and barked 6 times, and when they went to check, sure enough there were 6 geese.

But the neighbor was still unsatisfied, and demanded another demonstration, so the first rancher agreed to send the dog out one more time.

On the dog's return he started humping his master's leg, then picked up a stick and started shaking it.

"I knew that fool dog couldn't count," said the neighbor triumphantly.

"Oh, yes he can," said the rancher, "you just can't understand him. He just said there are more f---ing geese than you can shake a stick at."

txsporty

15th April 2005, 03:18

barry1967, Broncodog, and planb Made a Funny!!!!! :yikes

I think!!!!

NOT!!!!! :frownthre

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

Broncodog

15th April 2005, 03:23

One day a New Yorker stopped in the little West Texas town of Rankin.
When he got out of his car the wind was blowing so hard he had to
lean into the wind as he walked to keep it from blowing him down.
As he approached the street corner he spotted a local man standing
there holding onto the lamp post. He asked the local, “Does the
wind blow like this all the time?” “No sir,” was the reply,
“Sometimes it changes and comes from the other direction.”

The young Texas rancher came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
The young rancher answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

Predator

15th April 2005, 03:32

Broncodog

15th April 2005, 03:34

DPT, it's OK speed kills :D

Predator

15th April 2005, 03:45

Let me go away and think of something to say to that :p

lschultz

1st May 2005, 17:48

:eek: you fellows done made me forget what # I is. You boys make fun of us T E X A S boys all you want. We got lots of fire ant mounds in Texas and if you stir em up your gonna get stung :cry1 can you relate to that I live out of Cistern about 2.5 miles offen the highway downs a gravel lane across the road from my sister in laws husband hog farm and down wind (when its out of the north) from the family hog farm. If it ain't hog aroma in the air its the smell of chicken houses down the road. In other words it can get kinda stinky where we live. This way I can fart all the time and mama don't say to much :laugh
Cistern is in Fayette county which was the home of the original chicken ranch(thats a whore house for you northern boys) till some city boy from Houston heard about it and started :cry1 :cry1 :cry1 :cry1 and they had to close it down.